maryhilldon Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Fuck youYou and Millerman pals now? Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Cosgrove scores shit goals and the good ones are flukey as fuck and he doesnt mean them. Typical hun cunt DM signing. Get them both to fuck. Weegie scum. Heard Cosgrove talk and hes a manc of some sort..total weegie. Fuck him and his hun goals. Im a top red.He’s as close to being from Manchester as Aberdeen is from Edinburgh . Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 You and Millerman pals now?No not at all. Not since they pulled him from the fanny that should have been a severe amount tighter 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Aye? Bet even the ones that cant stand me, like me more than youMaybe. Unlikely though, you're a figure of ridicule on here. 1 1 Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Going by statistics and haircuts there are a lot of left footers in the pro game. Does ronaldo have a phone full of sorts that fire round at the drop of a hat. Ronaldinho was a top shagger at barca,there's hope for us all. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Ronaldo is thr ultimate narcissistic player. When man utd won the European Cup, he was on his own at the moment they won with no team mates going to congratulate him and get him to join in the fun. Link to comment
Shinniesta Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Ronaldo is thr ultimate narcissistic player. When man utd won the European Cup, he was on his own at the moment they won with no team mates going to congratulate him and get him to join in the fun.I think that was more to do with the fact that he collapsed in tears around the centre circle the second Van Der Sar saved the pen that won the shoot out. It looked like he was going to be the villain as he was the only Man United player to miss in the shoot out with Terry having a pen to win it for Chelsea. All the United players ran towards Van Der Sar whereas Ronaldo collapsed in a heap in tears no doubt in utter relief that his missed pen hadn't cost them the cup as he probably thought it was going to do a couple of minutes earlier. Not saying Ronaldo isn't a bit of a cunt he is but the natural reaction when your team wins a penalty shoot out is to run straight to the player who either scored the winning pen or saved it. Ronaldo just seemed to collapse in sheer relief his teammates probably didn't even notice. 1 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Football cliche thread - run to keeper after shootout success Link to comment
Henry Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Point to sky after scoring a goal Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 The crowd clapping a headed backpass even if it's simple as fuck. Link to comment
Gilwern Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Cosgrove scores shit goals and the good ones are flukey as fuck and he doesnt mean them. Typical hun cunt DM signing. Get them both to fuck. Weegie scum. Heard Cosgrove talk and hes a manc of some sort..total weegie. Fuck him and his hun goals.Im a top red. Downvoted you for this before realising it's a parody. Consider the downvote reversed in spirit. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Football cliche thread - run to keeper after shootout successShanking a cross clean out for a goal kick and then either checking your studs or feeling your hamstring. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Getting instructions from the manager on a piece of paper and staring at it with a perplexed as fuck look, turning it the other way round and still not having a fucking clue what he means. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 There was an ezcellent thread on this Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 I think that was more to do with the fact that he collapsed in tears around the centre circle the second Van Der Sar saved the pen that won the shoot out. It looked like he was going to be the villain as he was the only Man United player to miss in the shoot out with Terry having a pen to win it for Chelsea. All the United players ran towards Van Der Sar whereas Ronaldo collapsed in a heap in tears no doubt in utter relief that his missed pen hadn't cost them the cup as he probably thought it was going to do a couple of minutes earlier. Not saying Ronaldo isn't a bit of a cunt he is but the natural reaction when your team wins a penalty shoot out is to run straight to the player who either scored the winning pen or saved it. Ronaldo just seemed to collapse in sheer relief his teammates probably didn't even notice. FFS. You really should nae be able to effortlessly relay that incident in such extreme detail. That's nae right. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Running onto an inch perfect pass down the wing only to sky your cross into the stand. Blame the bobble. Always. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 He’s as close to being from Manchester as Aberdeen is from Edinburgh .So close enough then. Yorkshire. Not a million miles away from Manchester. Total fucking weegie hun.Hes fucking shite anyway. Another typical Mcwinless signing. Scores goals but doesnt even mean it. I wont go back until theyre both gone. Fucking weegie huns. 4 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Applauding a team mate for sending a 50 yrd pass over your head and out for a throw. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Skying a pen and then pointing to an imaginary divot on the spot. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Sitting down at the final whistle but only after losing Not allowed up unless consoled by someone else Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Shay Logan, in the Cotton Club lavvies. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Players - clapping the fans at the end of the game Throwing strip to a wee disabled fanTrying and failing the crossbar challenge at half time Fans-Cheering an on field intruder then booing the police/ security when they rugby tackle himShouting fuck the sfa when losing a cup and/or league game Pretending to return the ball at a throw in then throwing it in the opposite direction or at their face Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Players walking off the pitch with their hand over their mouth speaking because anyone gives a flying fuck what they were saying and I would imagine it would not be the time you’d be producing you’re balling someone’s wife or putting in a transfer request. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Sitting down at the final whistle but only after losing Not allowed up unless consoled by someone elseSickens me that shit.Good shout. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Refs. Watching (usually hearts) players waste time for an entire first half. Giving them a stern absolute last warning after 50 minutes before booking them in the second minute of injury time thus using up said injury time that you’ve awarded to address it. Booooo I say. Boooooooooo. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 It's a goal, Sammy CosgroveIt's a goal, Sammy CosgroveWe thought you were shiteTurns out you're alright...Yankie dankie doodle doodle doo. 1 Link to comment
the_shrimp Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Applauding substitutes when they warm up behind the goals during the match. Players warning up behind the goals applauding the fans that are clapping at them. Link to comment
OnceFaeMintlaw Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Opposition goalie steps up for a goal kick: “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.” Goalie kicks ball: “Ahhhhhhhhhh.......” Link to comment
OnceFaeMintlaw Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Opposition goalie steps up for a goal kick: “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.” Goalie kicks ball: “Ahhhhhhhhhh.......”In front of the Merkland, early 90’s 1 Link to comment
Tommy Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 In front of the Merkland, early 90’sIn front of the King Street End, early 60’s. Link to comment
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