Proud Dandy Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Celebrating a corner as if it’s a goal, only for it to be taken short and the ball lost. Applauding the winning of every throw in following a shite pass or hoof that was intercepted. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Screaming at a cunt for robbing a few at a throw in Half time oranges Players -clapping the fans at the end of the gameThrowing strip to a wee disabled fanTrying and failing the crossbar challenge at half time Fans-Cheering an on field intruder then booing the police/ security when they rugby tackle himShouting fuck the sfa when losing a cup and/or league gamePretending to return the ball at a throw in then throwing it in the opposite direction or at their face Applauding substitutes when they warm up behind the goals during the match. Players warning up behind the goals applauding the fans that are clapping at them. Opposition goalie steps up for a goal kick: “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.” Goalie kicks ball: “Ahhhhhhhhhh.......” The above are ace! Link to comment
old sheep Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Players going to the furthest away point from the dugout as they are about to be substituted. Then walking off so slowly you'd think they had just run a marathon. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Applauding substitutes when they warm up behind the goals during the match. Players warning up behind the goals applauding the fans that are clapping at them. Haha that's a Weird een. Let's all applaud each other. Positivity Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Players going to the furthest away point from the dugout as they are about to be substituted. Then walking off so slowly you'd think they had just run a marathon.You can’t do that anymore. You have to leave the pitch from the nearest point, assuming it’s not running a gauntlet of hate from the opposition fans. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 The big headphones they all wear when coming off the coach. Link to comment
ebbe Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 The cupping of the ears to the supporters of the player celebrating. The mark of a scumbag. Link to comment
paddy Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 The cupping of the ears to the supporters of the player celebrating. The mark of a scumbag. Mind when that weasel Kerr did a GIRFUY to the fans when he scored his only AFC goal? What a fanny Link to comment
OnceFaeMintlaw Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 I must know youIn the biblical sense? It was sometimes a tight squeeze on those benches. Link to comment
OnceFaeMintlaw Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 I must know youIn the biblical sense? It was sometimes a tight squeeze on those benches. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Applauding substitutes when they warm up behind the goals during the match. Players warning up behind the goals applauding the fans that are clapping at them.miserable git. So kids in the Merk shouldnt applaud players warming up behind goal? Or adults for that matter? Sums up our home support. I take it you prefer total eerie silence during games. Clowns shoe Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Players nae celebrating after scoring against their old club Link to comment
OnceFaeMintlaw Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 I was convinced I put Billy Thomson off a goal kick, once (lobbed a macaroon bar at him)I also remember enjoying singing the Henry Smith song quite a lot in those days - apparently he was a penis AND a horses arse. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Henry Smith/hertzJohn Martin/Airdrie Stick out as keepers who got dogs abuse from us pesky kids in the merkie in the late 80’s/early 90s. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Mind Nicky weaver at Tannadice circa Christmas 2009 getting absolutely pelted with snowballs Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Alan Combe. I’d rather be a brush than be a comb. Link to comment
OnceFaeMintlaw Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 There’s only two Andy Gorams Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Kissing the grass/ bending down to pick some to kiss when coming on/ off pitch. Do they kiss the pavement every day? Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Enjoyed Duncan Ferguson’s return to Pittodrie after his headbutt also. Whole stadium singing “you’re supposed to be in jail” Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Picking some grass then dropping it to see which way the wind is blowing AutographsThis is not a golf forum. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 The captains steely eyed glare before walking out the tunnel when the cameras around. I imagine they’re itching they’re balls and talking to the keeper when the games not on the TV. Keepers shaking hands in the tunnel. The cheer from the home crowd when there’s 5 mins of added on time and they’re losing by one or drawing. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Linesmen sprinting off the second the whistle goes cos they’ve been telt to be at Markies by six Link to comment
the_shrimp Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 miserable git. So kids in the Merk shouldnt applaud players warming up behind goal? Or adults for that matter? Sums up our home support. I take it you prefer total eerie silence during games. Clowns shoeI never clap. Ever. I just stand in the Y and complain about McInnes. Link to comment
SheepieBaaBaa Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Yep sorry about that, I ate about 50pc of a 10inch munchybox and was feeling extremely angry with myself afterwards Threw the rest out for the foxes/birds Surprising...if ever there was a man on here that I thought would be up for taking a full 10inches, it would be you. Link to comment
NEM Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Mind Nicky weaver at Tannadice circa Christmas 2009 getting absolutely pelted with snowballs I sconed one right off his coupon - was a great picture in the press next day Link to comment
NEM Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Enjoyed Duncan Ferguson’s return to Pittodrie after his headbutt also. Whole stadium singing “you’re supposed to be in jail” Beat them 2-1 that day, Elvis the diving Hearts cunt scoring an og? Link to comment
Guest the shepherd Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 I was convinced I put Billy Thomson off a goal kick, once (lobbed a macaroon bar at him)Waste of a good Lees Macaroon bar min. A 1p hubbly-bubbly would have been just as effective. Link to comment
Guest the shepherd Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Kissing the grass/ bending down to pick some to kiss when coming on/ off pitch. I remember the black lad from Kairat Almaty doing that in front of the South Stand after he scored. I came off the bus the other at Aberdeen Bus Station and there was some Muslim kissing the ground beside stance 11. Strange man. Don't think he was a true Muslim mind as she was kissing the ground in a due south direction, supposed to be in the direction of Mecca (south-east from Aberdeen) I'm told Link to comment
Guest the shepherd Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Kissing the grass/ bending down to pick some to kiss when coming on/ off pitch. Do they kiss the pavement every day?I remember the black lad from Kairat Almaty doing that in front of the South Stand after he scored. I came off the bus the other day at Aberdeen Bus Station and there was some Muslim kissing the ground beside stance 11. Strange man. Don't think he was a true Muslim mind as she was kissing the ground in a due south direction, supposed to be in the direction of Mecca (south-east from Aberdeen) I'm told Link to comment
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