Guest Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Here's the team for tomorrow night's called off game; Scottish football is fucking shit in the winter. I made this list up. all my own work. Feel free to share with all your work colleagues, friends,lovers etc and see if this fucking inspired team can make the funnies on tomorrow's Reporting Scotland .Just trying to imagine jackie Bird creasing up with laughter when she gets to Peter N'Glove ( my personal favourite) Pepe Raining Bertie Cauld Evander Sno Robbie Winters Sleigh Griffiths Windy Miller Peter N'Glove Theo Ten Hats Jim Wett Alan Bal (tic) Dwight GaleWant to poke my eyes out having read that. Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Larges for my feet and an xxxl for my ding ding.Cosy sounding ;-) Link to comment
shut up meg Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Here's the team for tomorrow night's called off game; Scottish football is fucking shit in the winter. I made this list up. all my own work. Feel free to share with all your work colleagues, friends,lovers etc and see if this fucking inspired team can make the funnies on tomorrow's Reporting Scotland .Just trying to imagine jackie Bird creasing up with laughter when she gets to Peter N'Glove ( my personal favourite) Pepe Raining Bertie Cauld Evander Sno Robbie Winters Sleigh Griffiths Windy Miller Peter N'Glove Theo Ten Hats Jim Wett Alan Bal (tic) Dwight Gale You're better than that hanz. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 I'm calling shite, you dropped a big steaming one, just accept it and move on. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 I'm not judging you hanz, let's move on and forget it ever happened. Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Theo Ten Hats was good work. The rest, well, must do better. Link to comment
redstrummer Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Here's the team for tomorrow night's called off game; Scottish football is fucking shit in the winter. I made this list up. all my own work. Feel free to share with all your work colleagues, friends,lovers etc and see if this fucking inspired team can make the funnies on tomorrow's Reporting Scotland .Just trying to imagine jackie Bird creasing up with laughter when she gets to Peter N'Glove ( my personal favourite) Pepe Raining Bertie Cauld Evander Sno Robbie Winters Sleigh Griffiths Windy Miller Peter N'Glove Theo Ten Hats Jim Wett Alan Bal (tic) Dwight Gale You need to get out more bud Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 I appreciate the effort you made Sooper-hanz. Don't you change. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Theo Ten Hats was good work. The rest, well, must do better.+1 Was very good Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 They should make an early decision on the game with the weather but they won't and cos it's on sky it'll go ahead no matter in all likelihood Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Can i just add that the 'Jesus making the bench' gag was fucking genius from me though. Whoever -1d that is either A.CS Sheep B. A prick or C . both.If Jesus had been a carpenter it would have been funny. Mary could manage the whole team but that is virgin on dodgey territory Edit. I wasn't the one that -1'd you but I will go back & do it now because I am a prick Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 FUCKING horrendousThis sites in dangerSite is/'s Leave then before it gets too bad Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 THAT was some exile. You’ve fairly got him riled up, he’s not coping at all 1 1 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 It's not funny you fucking twatYou are honestly, eye bleeding to readBebo and the site have a problem as the big hitters have left, I think I'm about to and there will be countless othersAll that will be left is vacuous, banal primary 3 level SHITE You should be fucking ashamed of yourself, I know your parents will be It's serious He is verminAnd not coping?I am about to log off here and finish painting my upcoming child's room, go to bed with my pregnant wife and watch tv for a bit in my stunning fully (now) renovated 1850s house Him?He will still be on here verbally diahorreing I'm winningHe has lostHa ha ha. Gets some burd up the duff & he thinks he's matured enough & a football forum should now only be used for serious chat only & not for solving all of his lifes problems anymore 1 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 I enjoyed them.Jim Wett I liked.He got subbed by Willo Flood Link to comment
robbojunior Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 The big hitters Hahahahhaha what a serpent Link to comment
Mouse Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 This game being postponed could be a blessing in disguise Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 The big hittersHahahahhaha what a serpentHe's getting worse, some kind of breakdown i think. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Qualifications and experience.. Online Big HitterImagine what he will do if Big Hatter Logan leaves. That could be the straw that breaks the camel toes water Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 "Some burd"IF that doncom clown is indeed your partner then it would explain a lotMy wife and in sure most folk on here's wife thinks it's sad and immature spending time on a football forum If yours is actually ON here too?Wow- sums up the quality of person you and your inner circle areYet you do tend to spend an awful lot of time on here between breakdowns Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 I though you were away to do some mature stuff anyway? Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Despite having him on ignore I can see MT has had another meltdown. FnD, his partner and hanz have done one hell of a job in winding him up. Great entertainment. 1 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Despite having him on ignore I can see MT has had another meltdown. FnD, his partner and hanz have done one hell of a job in winding him up.Great entertainment.I dread to think what he will do if he accidentally spills the paint tin over on his fine old wood floors when he's painting his 160 year old walls tonight.The roller will be through the window like a fkn rocket 1 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 All done, no probsThanks for your concern though xxMy main concern was for all the neighbours (most likely) high end luxury cars in the vicinity of your window Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 All in their 4 car garages mate don't worryPhew. Link to comment
Stoneybloke Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 It will be postponed by the beast from the east. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Given that there were no cars on the road in 1850, why would they have any need for a garage never mind a 4 car one? Converted stables min ffs. THINK about it Link to comment
DelMonte Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 It's serious He is vermin And not coping? I am about to log off here and finish painting my upcoming child's room, go to bed with my pregnant wife and watch tv for a bit in my stunning fully (now) renovated 1850s house Him? He will still be on here verbally diahorreing I'm winning He has lostJust to get that cringey tattoo lazered off and you'll be sorted pal. Link to comment
DelMonte Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 2-1 to the good guys tomorrow. GMS brace. Link to comment
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