dervish Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Noise I'm sure you could this if only it wasn't for "them" Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 19 hours ago, milne_afc said: 😂😂😂 holy fuck Was just about to post this. I take it his voice has been auto tuned so much it sounds weird. Self indulgent guitar solo, abominable lyrics (just another rainbow dripping on my tree?) Not good. Link to comment
GAME OF BILLIONS Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 1 minute ago, dervish said: Hey pish faps your music is shite. Link to comment
GAME OF BILLIONS Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 When I first came (steady, steady) here, I thought that Dervish was some sort of... I don't know... y'know those blokes who came up to you in HMV in 1995 and went, "That's there best work. Classic. After that, they sold out." And you were holding some VHS cleaner tapes, the ones that did... nothing. Just some alcohol on your videos that melt the Jap components appemlped by a Filipiono houseboy. But then he, ventured verbally... "Neil Young, y'heard of him?" "Isn't he that cunt off Live Aid who looks all nervous because Boy George innuendo'd him for a double teabag session?" "No. NEIL Young." "Oh." "Him off the Young Ones?" "You live in Kincorth?" Next thing you know, you're in that Kincorth, all them houses with drives ways, 1997 it is or might have been, all nice living room, Sony HIFI, empty house, Tony Blair all in power, then you see this on the 21" TV... Link to comment
GAME OF BILLIONS Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Point is... Dervish isn't a cunt, he's just passionate. About music. Let the cunt post. I love John Lee Hooker. That boy could boogie woogie. In the old days, a negro wasn't allowed to... do... most things. But they did. They did that guitar. And lil' John did a song based on his uncle's guitar. Went like this in 1948... 1 Link to comment
GAME OF BILLIONS Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 The best music originates from the passion and is tempered through a cool mind. That a fact. So with that in mind... 2 Link to comment
GAME OF BILLIONS Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 I would make those men visit the kids in hospital, the old folks, their ancestors graves. ,My granda died this year, we put ashes into the air. Joined his father. Both wars. Needless wars. Fought them anyway and came home. Not just Scots came home - we ALL came home. Germans, Poles. Frenchmen who ran trains, hands burned so hot they could pass for shit-covered diamonds. Men from African, stinking of death on that last day, Ozzies stinking of it, too. Even men from that London had blood of a Bremen bootie under his nails. I tell you this... Aberdeen is a weird fucking place and it produced me. I am among the weirdest. And you need to get a mad man to win. Alex Ferguson was average as a player, but as a manager, he was... let's face it, he was man who would have went to his grave as a RAGING if he had HIS! Y'know why? He had heart, soul and a madness, the madness that men like have, it's like when you stare into Moon all alone and go, "fuckin' RIGHT we'll win!" I hate "big" clubs, I hate Real Madrid. I'd love to see those imperial aristocratic bags of shit get clowned by Gironoa this year. Same with Celtic. I hate Celtic MORE than Rangers. I "get" Rangers" I get them. Celtic are worse. I love Jesus and Ireland Link to comment
GAME OF BILLIONS Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 I get called a bot by that Marydoll member. I tell you a story. 1997. 1997. I said, the year was 19. And some shit. Long time ago. No one was lickin' clitoris back then. Or bein' on internetz. Forbzie was still alive. Christ Forbes. I revere that guy. Greatest farts of al time. Huge penis, great goalie, could come on field and hit a screamer. Play a record... No, I'm from a small land. Kincorth. I could write the book on Kincorth, memory is my game, their are no negatives memories, the souls I rubbed against from 1980-1996 were immaculate, I say again, IMMACULATE, those chromosomal incubated in thier mother's warm womb, baking, caking, thinking, stinking, planning, scanning, rumbling, bumbling, dancing, shitting, loving, crying, dying, being born again and a transgender Asian Scientologist. AI BOT! I can confirm I am a Chink cyborg Huns sympatister, No, I'm just a great, great writer. Like... the Bible. But crossed with... what? Bob Dylan? Bukowski? Orville the Duck on shrooms? If only. I love football. I love Aberdeen, Granite is God's poop. Play a record... something sexy... if in doubt play the King who had OOR BLOOD! Hit it, Big E... Link to comment
GAME OF BILLIONS Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Pragmatic Gordon (my name) wish... Scotland get to the Quarter finals. Gyppo team, France, England... I'm a dreamer. One of the great ROMANTIC DREAMERS, dripping in Cosmic Celestial spunk, Freddie Mercury's Champagne sweat, ancestral agony, Rod Hull and Emu's last efforts, you name it sport, the... Irish say best, don't they... Link to comment
dervish Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 14 hours ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said: When I first came (steady, steady) here, I thought that Dervish was some sort of... I don't know... y'know those blokes who came up to you in HMV in 1995 and went, "That's there best work. Classic. After that, they sold out." And you were holding some VHS cleaner tapes, the ones that did... nothing. Just some alcohol on your videos that melt the Jap components appemlped by a Filipiono houseboy. But then he, ventured verbally... "Neil Young, y'heard of him?" "Isn't he that cunt off Live Aid who looks all nervous because Boy George innuendo'd him for a double teabag session?" "No. NEIL Young." "Oh." "Him off the Young Ones?" "You live in Kincorth?" Next thing you know, you're in that Kincorth, all them houses with drives ways, 1997 it is or might have been, all nice living room, Sony HIFI, empty house, Tony Blair all in power, then you see this on the 21" TV... TLDR. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 BBC News - Shed Seven celebrate first Number One album as they mark 30 years https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-67962485 Legends @Poodler Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 31 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: BBC News - Shed Seven celebrate first Number One album as they mark 30 years https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-67962485 Legends @Poodler Think Pete is on one of the songs aswell? up there with Milburn as the bands for strange aberdonians circa 05-07. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 28 minutes ago, Poodler said: Think Pete is on one of the songs aswell? up there with Milburn as the bands for strange aberdonians circa 05-07. The figures dont lie brother. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 mother piddler sending through late recommendations. Musta been one of those nights Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: That’s pretty sound having your mum sending you decent music.My old granny used to try and get me into Sinatra and Nat King Cole when I was about 7 or 8. 😂 I used to get home from school and before the homework was out she would put on an album and we would have to work out the lyrics/ meaning. There was a lot of nirvana/ PJ/ Radiohead. It’s called an education. Basically, this is all her fault. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Are there many bands whose first and second albums are absolute classics*? ZZ Top and Sabbath up there anyway. Always listen to First Album then Rio Grande Mud consecutively. Excellent (*please don’t say it Dazzy) 1 Link to comment
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