Big Age Gap Relationships

[YorkDon]

Wondering if anyone has experience of this?

 

Asking cos I stayed at a work colleagues house last night,and obviously you do what you do.

 

The problem,kind of,is she’s 17 years younger than me.

She’s making noises,aye nae just those ones,towards wanting more than just a good seeing to.

 

Do these things work?

 

The other “problem” to add into the mix is I have a daughter myself and she’s only about 4 years older than her!

 

Or do I just enjoy nailing a sexy late 20’s bird for as long as that lasts?

[Quagmire]

Wondering if anyone has experience of this?

 

Asking cos I stayed at a work colleagues house last night,and obviously you do what you do.

 

The problem,kind of,is she’s 17 years younger than me.

She’s making noises,aye nae just those ones,towards wanting more than just a good seeing to.

 

Do these things work?

 

The other “problem” to add into the mix is I have a daughter myself and she’s only about 4 years older than her!

 

Or do I just enjoy nailing a sexy late 20’s bird for as long as that lasts?

 

I thought you said you were only 31 on another thread a while back YorkDon? 

[YorkDon]

I thought you said you were only 31 on another thread a while back YorkDon?

Nah,nae me mate.

Mid 40’s.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Shut up and get yourself into Deviant’s Corner.

[YorkDon]

Shut up and get yourself into Deviant’s Corner.

Am I a deviant for shagging a bird born the same year I left school??

[BWG]

Shut up and get yourself into Deviant’s Corner.

 

Spot on.  Get the story told Yorkie.

[YorkDon]

8 years a difference between me and my missus

 

No issues to report.

This is double that tho!

I mean it’s ok for rockstars,but i’m nae een.

[Poodler]

I've had a ten year difference lately. I get older but the birds stay the same age - that's RnR

 

Does anyone need to know you've done it? Tell her to keep quiet in the office because you don't like being spoken about.

 

If it can be kept hushed then it's your own moral quandary only, to deal with.

 

And that should be brushed aside easy enough.

 

You should be able to show/ teach her a few things too. Like the pressing of the rectum whilst licking the clitoris move.

 

Just don't be shit. Please please don't be shit. Get a few orgasms in and you can always have that option to return too. Sometimes may take a week to make them like you again but they don't forget that shit.

 

That's how I roll.

[Foster14]

You're in your 40s and other relationships have broken down for various reasons I guess.  Why not just add age to the list if you want to keep it going a bit longer to keep her onside?

 

Work colleague would probably be the bigger issue than age gap?

[Foster14]

Your daughter may decide to date a dirty deviant of an older man as revenge though.  

[looksgoodinred]

 

Wondering if anyone has experience of this?

 

Asking cos I stayed at a work colleagues house last night,and obviously you do what you do.

 

The problem,kind of,is she’s 17 years younger than me.

She’s making noises,aye nae just those ones,towards wanting more than just a good seeing to.

 

Do these things work?

 

The other “problem” to add into the mix is I have a daughter myself and she’s only about 4 years older than her!

 

Or do I just enjoy nailing a sexy late 20’s bird for as long as that lasts?

 

i think they work as well as any other.  depending on the people involved, like any relationship.

 

my dad took up with my stepmum when he was in his mid-40s, and she, mid-20s.  it lasted longer than his first marriage of 23 years.  that said, if you (or she) intends for it to be come long-term, the one practical question you may want to ask yourself is if you're prepared to become a father again in your 50s or 60s, if children are what she wants.   

 

just a thought to consider. 

[BrianFaePerth]

I thought you said you were only 31 on another thread a while back YorkDon?

Yeah sure he said that too

[BrianFaePerth]

Love that shit.

 

 

 

I had an unexpected opporchancity last year with a girl who lied to me 2 times about her age. Eventually transpired she was 17 days short of her 11th birthday. So.... I hit it and I quit it.

[Poodler]

Yeah sure he said that too

@@Henry it's showtime

[Fridge]

just read back she was late 20s.

 

Get stuck in.

[Parklife]

I'd only ever went out with women younger than me previously. My current Mrs is 5 years older than me. No issues to report.

 

I think her not being a total bitch is more important than her age tbh.

[For Fecks Sake]

Share some nudes of her on here and we will all make a judgement for you

[Henry]

@@Henry it's showtime

 

 

haha. 

 

Was just about to post the same shit.  @@Henry

 

Clearly a joke by Quagmire. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Not by me

[Henry]

Start saying stuff like ‘Groovy’ and ‘Cowabunga’

 

Ask her if she likes this week's number one hit record.

[Redforever86]

If she’s late 20s you’ve probably only got another 10 year max until she lets herself go and turns into a miserable saggy old bitch.

[Parklife]

Even if she's 11.

Obviously not. @manboobs909

[BrianFaePerth]

What's @@Dad 's opinion? He surely beats everyone when it comes to age difference and his love interests.

[Betty Swallicks]

The age difference will made a difference in the long term.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

[YorkDon]

May I offer my services @@YorkDon

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Gays isn't picky, if your burd dumps you, he can be your rebound

[YorkDon]

The age difference will made a difference in the long term.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

 

Aye was thinking just get it for as long as I can

[BrianFaePerth]

Wtf is a pert beat you old cunt?

[For Fecks Sake]

Mate of mine in his late 40's is married to someone 18 years his junior. Have to admit we were all that bit jealous as he was still out partying it up at weekends and enjoying holidays to Ibiza etc. while we were all getting on with our own families.

 

Then his misses wanted, and then had, a baby. He now looks like utter shite and is knackered all the time. No more nights out or partying holidays for him unfortunately!

 

Then again if you are just in it for the sex, fill yer boots and enjoy the ride (literally speaking).

[YorkDon]

Have to say it was a thing of utter beauty watching her little arse going like a fiddlers elbow when she emptied me this morning.

Nae an ounce of fat or a stretch mark in sight...