Big Age Gap Relationships

[YorkDon]

Have to say it was a thing of utter beauty watching her little arse going like a fiddlers elbow when she emptied me this morning.

Nae an ounce of fat or a stretch mark in sight...

[BrianFaePerth]

What does she see in you?

[Poodler]

What does she see in you?

Haha

 

 

Must be bliss thinking you're resigned to old hags then getting this tight young arse again. Bloody lovely.

 

Careful though, they do get attached quickly

[perthshirered]

Beast.

[Quagmire]

Late 20's isn't really that young so hopefully she's lost the daft wee girl traits that might have caused you problems at work.

 

Enjoy the ride and don't fall for her would be my advice. If she's up for getting you round for 'pizza' or she's on the end of the phone when you're horny then that's the perfect scenario, if you're not wanting commitment, and it means no one else needs to know like your daughter or work.   

[Guest milne_afc]

Just had to read that to 'er indoors.

Phenomenal AND factually correct.

[Don Fonte]

Last kinda bird I had was 14 years younger than me, a sensational figure and firm breasts like only early 20's women have. She got attached very quickly and was insanely jealous though. A very satisfying tight pink vagina it has to be said. Take the rough with the smooth though. Was also obsessed with trying to take pictures of us for her instagram/Facebook nonsense so she got ditched.

 

Current squeeze is early 30s and happy to report a similar body and vagina. No jealousy issues or rampant social media use yet.

[Chewie37]

My wife is 13 years younger than me, not that I’m boasting or anything. However what FFS said, now with babies my partying days have been curtailed.....it was fun while it lasted

[Fridge]

Are you on the sex register Chewie? Tell the truth, we won’t tell anyone.

[Chewie37]

Are you on the sex register Chewie? Tell the truth, we won’t tell anyone.

No, but I saw you on it next to Dad

 

You haven't lived until you've taken a big line of cocaine off a sleeping babies forehead.

Sleeping? Where’s the fun in that?

[YorkDon]

What does she see in you?

Fuck knows Bri,but do I care??

[YorkDon]

Up the bum,no harm done.

To add to the perfection of this scenario she’s fairly inexperienced so I feel like a pornstar!

[Henry]

Up the bum,no harm done.

To add to the perfection of this scenario she’s fairly inexperienced so I feel like a pornstar!

Definitely insane

[BrianFaePerth]

Fuck knows Bri,but do I care??

No and why should you, but it's one of life's curiousities

[maryhilldon]

Up the bum,no harm done.

To add to the perfection of this scenario she’s fairly inexperienced so I feel like a pornstar!

You'd think you've never had a ride before.

[BrianFaePerth]

"Ey oop Yorkdon you're a right stud ah tell thee. Me boom is desperate for some action at the minute"

[Studebaker-90]

Yorkie regaling his tale to his mates.

 

So I get there, she’s aged 19, Ferrari chassis, fantastic set of shelves and legs up to her arse

[Poodler]

Yorkie regaling his tale to his mates.

 

So I get there, she’s aged 19, Ferrari chassis, fantastic set of shelves and legs up to her arse

 

Hahaha

[YorkDon]

What can I say lads it makes a change from riding lassies of the same age as myself,so i’m a touch excited at the fact her arse is so tight she could crack walnuts with it!

She’s nae had kids either so it’s like a mouses ear.

I dare say she’ll see through me in time but aye I was there last night whoever asked...

[Studebaker-90]

Good on ye min. Shag at arse!

[BrianFaePerth]

Yorkie regaling his tale to his mates.

 

So I get there, she’s aged 19, Ferrari chassis, fantastic set of shelves and legs up to her arse

 

[Parklife]

Yorkie regaling his tale to his mates.

 

So I get there, she’s aged 19, Ferrari chassis, fantastic set of shelves and legs up to her arse

 

[eeps]

It was only so long that the celebratory messages would sustain. Now the jealousy begins, next comes the shadenfreude when it all goes horribly wrong.

[YorkDon]

It was only so long that the celebratory messages would sustain. Now the jealousy begins, next comes the shadenfreude when it all goes horribly wrong.

It’s the natural order of things...!