cheesepipes Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 3 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: @cheesepipes pissed myself last night. Happens to us all. Ill never sneer at a man whos had an accident. Made a cunt of myself last night, kicked off after i was accused of listening to "shite" in the kitchen before a mass argument started and i was alone in the marital bed. Thumping headache, dry pants. It was classic outlaw country music aswell, the big hitters Hank Jr, DAC, Charlie D. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 10 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: $85 per audio hour? That’s fuckin slave labour. Watch it MAD. Aye, I have done my research, Brian min, into the company involved and let Grays know my verdict.? The USD$85 seems to be a fishing expedition figure, going by what I've discovered, simply to reel folk in to sign up with the company, when in reality it's not the case whatsoever. Link to comment
NEM Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 34 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Aye, I have done my research, Brian min, into the company involved and let Grays know my verdict.? The USD$85 seems to be a fishing expedition figure, going by what I've discovered, simply to reel folk in to sign up with the company, when in reality it's not the case whatsoever. The hats Ronnie Biggs is a conman - whodathunkit 1 Link to comment
Guest Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 1 hour ago, cheesepipes said: Ill never sneer at a man whos had an accident. Made a cunt of myself last night, kicked off after i was accused of listening to "shite" in the kitchen before a mass argument started and i was alone in the marital bed. Thumping headache, dry pants. It was classic outlaw country music aswell, the big hitters Hank Jr, DAC, Charlie D. Worst part is didn't have time to clean it up, had to catch train. It'll keep my Sunday occupied that's for sure. Your wife sounds like she has taste, sent to bed with a skelped arse for playing confederate music. A great woman. Bet she's got heaving boobies. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Worst part is didn't have time to clean it up, had to catch train. It'll keep my Sunday occupied that's for sure. Your wife sounds like she has taste, sent to bed with a skelped arse for playing confederate music. A great woman. Bet she's got heaving boobies. Twas the boobies that drew me in. Link to comment
NEM Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 5 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: @cheesepipes pissed myself last night. Happens to us all. 6 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Worst part is didn't have time to clean it up, had to catch train. Wearing your pishy drawers on the train? Link to comment
Guest Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, NEM said: Wearing your pishy drawers on the train? I meant the bed. Clean underwear on after a shower. We'll be on the sofa whilst it dries COYFR Edit; I sleep naked baby boy Link to comment
Guest Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Twas the boobies that drew me in. Nips? Burger like? Hershey kisses? Veiny? Details Link to comment
NEM Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I meant the bed. Clean underwear on after a shower. We'll be on the sofa whilst it dries COYFR Edit; I sleep naked baby boy So you pished the bed nae yourself? We’ve all been there ? COYR Link to comment
Guest Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 14 minutes ago, NEM said: So you pished the bed nae yourself? We’ve all been there ? COYR Aye. That's fit I meant! Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 2 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Nips? Burger like? Hershey kisses? Veiny? Details Magazine worthy at first but 4 hungry mouths, 5 if you include me over the years have tarnished them. Currently in negotiations with some ethnic plastic surgeon at Albyn to restore them to past glory. 2 Link to comment
Guest Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 33 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Magazine worthy at first but 4 hungry mouths, 5 if you include me over the years have tarnished them. Currently in negotiations with some ethnic plastic surgeon at Albyn to restore them to past glory. Hahahaha As good a reply as I expected. Cheers for the laughs, Pipes. Link to comment
Guest Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 23 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Has poodler hacked Consi’s account ? You still on your bender ? Link to comment
NEM Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: You still on your bender ? What’s his name? Link to comment
Guest Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 5 hours ago, NEM said: What’s his name? NEM Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 35 minutes ago, Roberto said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-59363256 Europe. Don’t care. All good back in Blighty which is all that matters. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I always say "Blighty"when Im referring to returning home from overseas like I'm a WW2 fighter pilot. Exactamundo. Stiff upper lip will get us through this pandemic. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Roberto said: We have a country full of pansies so we would never go down that route tbf. Do you say GB or UK? Is Britain, great? Are we a United Kingdom? Sunday morning thought. Scotland. Are you from Britain is far more common a question than are you from UK with me. Reply I’m from Scotland. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Roberto said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-59363256 I just can't understand how this can be happening within the EU? There must be some mistake. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 The Dutch have zero respect for peoples bicycles. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 10 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: You gotta be pretty determined to set fire to a bicycle. Surely an old sofa, wheelie bin or a homeless person would be the easier option. Not if you just throw it on a bonfire or in through the door of a furnace. Simple. - Its all just about the method. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 10 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: You gotta be pretty determined to set fire to a bicycle. Surely an old sofa, wheelie bin or a homeless person would be the easier option. The seat and wicker basket are the only remotely flammable bits, tyres at a smelly push. Better for throwing at Bagpipe players. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: They're a bunch of tall, over opinionated, obnoxious,rude cunts. imo. Racist stereotype. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: They're a bunch of tall, over opinionated, obnoxious,rude cunts. imo. Says the boy on every thread with an opinion on everything. 1 Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Aye. Some people have more time on their hands and take it further than others. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: The Dutch a race? Yes Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: What's wrong with having more time? That it should be used more constructively? Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 52 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Doing what? Use your imagination. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 @The Buzzard Still on paternity or are we getting the scoop on Sturgeon's announcement today? I've got a couple of WhatsApp groups I like to pretend I'm itk on. Link to comment
jamiesd Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 Hopefully this Passport gets booted to fuck 1 Link to comment
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