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[Ke1t]

26 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

 

They're like Neanderthals. 

 

[Studebaker-90]

5 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

They're like Neanderthals. 

 

Prefer Belgium 

[Poodler]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Czenpx2OeZm/?igshid=Y2NkYjk0MDhjYg==
 

 

holy shit

[BrianFaePerth]

Muthafucka

 

https://twitter.com/dailyloud/status/1724087069738172420?s=46&t=XjKcvcpn38A3Vb5PvvJzLA

[Parklife]

Top pranking: 

https://twitter.com/DailyLoud/status/1692599106974159017?s=20
 

 

 

 

[King Street Loon]

 

[King Street Loon]

Humpty Dumpty

 

[King Street Loon]

 

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

https://twitter.com/bornakang/status/1725392040521830656?s=46

Natural selection at work.

[Ke1t]

 

[bonzodaddy73]

Weegies

 

[Poodler]

No civilian heroes in that toon 😂

[maryhilldon]

16 minutes ago, Poodler said:

No civilian heroes in that toon 😂

Typical Chinkie, can't take their eyes off their phone even when on the move. Must be similar incidents like that every day in Partick.

[King Street Loon]

 

[King Street Loon]

 

[King Street Loon]

 

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, King Street Loon said:

 

Sure that's an Eminem lyric.

 @Parklife can confirm.

[Poodler]

It certainly is.

some of the best lyrics ever on that album. 

[Don Fonte]

21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Really??  Really????

It's a quality album Hanzo. Open your mind.

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The best lyrics ever though? 

'Some of the...'

[Poodler]

24 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Really??  Really????

Have you read any of them? It’s fucking brilliant. I’m Back, Marshall Mather’s, drug ballad, criminal - the album tracks were probably even better than the singles. It’s worth looking into Hanz

 

 

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez
Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin' (Ooh!)
That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em!
"Hey, it's me, Versace! Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checkin' the mail, get it? Checkin' the male?"
How many records you expectin' to sell
After your second LP sends you directly to jail?
Come on, relax, guy! I like gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen! (A-men!)
"Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital"
Preacher, preacher! Fifth grade teacher!
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause
I watch TV and Comcast cable
And you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from toppin' these charts
And you can't stop me from droppin' each March
With a brand new CD for these fuckin' retards (Duh)
And to think, it's just little ol' me
Mr. Don't-Give-a-Fuck still won't leave 

 

 

 

(Insert wouldn’t get away with it today comment)

 

 

[Don Fonte]

I'm getting that album on right now.

[Simply Red]

Eminem

😂

Fuck off

[Simply Red]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Fuck off.

Aye ok the real slim shady😆 

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Aye ok the real slim shady😆 

Thanks for agreeing with me.

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

I'm getting that album on right now.

Lol. The mutha fuckin prosecco quaffing teuchter mutha fucker gettin real. 🤟

 

[Ke1t]

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Poor tup

 

https://twitter.com/clownworld_/status/1726334075831812143?s=46&t=XjKcvcpn38A3Vb5PvvJzLA

[Don Fonte]

36 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Poor tup

 

https://twitter.com/clownworld_/status/1726334075831812143?s=46&t=XjKcvcpn38A3Vb5PvvJzLA

The great man was messaging me threats on Thursday out of the blue. He must have been drinking.

Although he unwittingly shared a screenshot with his mother's name on it.  He's not the brightest.

[BrianFaePerth]

13 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

The great man was messaging me threats on Thursday out of the blue. He must have been drinking.

Although he unwittingly shared a screenshot with his mother's name on it.  He's not the brightest.

And a premium phone number?