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[Joe pike]

1 hour ago, ScottSteiner said:

Throw abuse all you want, but I won’t respond in kind ☺️

Have you stroked Mrs Buchs puppies yet ?

[Parklife]

42 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

You give Buc a bad name 

Top work 😂

[Roberto]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It says on your pie and bovril profile your team is Rangers( Sevco)

 

 

 

Absolute hun cunt. 

Post a screenshot. The bastard.

[Guest milne_afc]

 

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It says on your pie and bovril profile your team is Rangers( Sevco)

 

 

 

 

6 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Absolute hun cunt. 

Post a screenshot. The bastard.

[Roberto]

@Ke1tbatter him please.

[Roberto]

47 minutes ago, ScottSteiner said:

We’ve already been over this.

I’m not on pie and bovril.

That's what a hun posting on AFC Chat with the same name as P&B would say.

[Ke1t]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

@Ke1tbatter him please.

I'm not quite sure what to make of that account, tbh.

All seems a bit Village Seagull/Cow.

 

 

[Dons79]

1 hour ago, ScottSteiner said:

We’ve already been over this.

I’m not on pie and bovril.

Do you like the strongman competition?

who's your favourite?, stoltman brothers?

[Dons79]

Fucking hell, a 6ft kid on Rambo gay hun

whits the chances 

http://www.ebalsblog.com/2016/10/2-burglars-breaks-into-serial-notorious.html?m=1

Is this yourself?😂

@ScottSteiner

[Dons79]

Used to play a game with poppers, pass the kettle, 8 pals and you take the biggest breath in and hold it till it goes round and comes back to you. Exhale and go again. What a sare heid it gives you. Only took it in my youth

[Roberto]

9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I like them 

Aye weird buzz they give when pumping the missus. Sniffed them many times during riding, weird buzz.

Aye sooper, my boyfriend.

[maryhilldon]

29 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

 What a sare heid it gives you. 

Aye, tried it a few times back in the 90s. Gave me a migraine.

[Poodler]

She went through a spell of sniffing poppers right before an orgasm and oh boy 

everyone should that at least once.WILD(with yer own woman 😎)

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, Poodler said:

She went through a spell of sniffing poppers right before an orgasm and oh boy  

What was his name?

[Ten Caat]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

Aye, tried it a few times back in the 90s. Gave me a migraine.

They're nitrates

Same type of drug used to treat angina. Dilates the coronary arteries so relieving the pain.

Unfortunately it doesn't just dilate the coronary arteries. Dilates every artery. And in the head that can cause a banging headache.

Apparently also relaxes the anal sphincter. Which is why pooves like them so much

[maryhilldon]

11 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

 

Apparently also relaxes the anal sphincter. Which is why pooves like them so much

I thought they'd want their arses to stay tight, tae git a better grip eh the helmet.

[Dom Sullivan]

15 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

They're nitrates

Same type of drug used to treat angina. Dilates the coronary arteries so relieving the pain.

Unfortunately it doesn't just dilate the coronary arteries. Dilates every artery. And in the head that can cause a banging headache.

Apparently also relaxes the anal sphincter. Which is why pooves like them so much

Wait, what????

So the puffer I occasionally have to take after my Sean Coronary makes my ass loose too?

Aye, before Sooper et al start, my erse is exit only!

You’re  right too on the banging headaches.

Oh while I have your attention Dr TC, can you overdo the nitrate puffer?

Wouldn't want my innards to be slithering doon my leg by overdoing my puffer

[Roberto]

https://www.aromaromauk.co.uk/liquid-gold-poppers/

 

[Ten Caat]

9 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said:

Wait, what????

So the puffer I occasionally have to take after my Sean Coronary makes my ass loose too?

Aye, before Sooper et al start, my erse is exit only!

You’re  right too on the banging headaches.

Oh while I have your attention Dr TC, can you overdo the nitrate puffer?

Wouldn't want my innards to be slithering doon my leg by overdoing my puffer

Very much so

if the first dose doesn't work wait 10-15 minutes before taking another

And if that doesn't work wait at least 2 hours. Or you will end up with the mother and father of all headaches

[Dom Sullivan]

11 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Very much so

if the first dose doesn't work wait 10-15 minutes before taking another

And if that doesn't work wait at least 2 hours. Or you will end up with the mother and father of all headaches

Ah, that explains it…

Out a run a while back, need to take puffer.

didn’t seem to work so kept taking a burst 🙄

Absolute stoater of a heidache, like heid was going to burst😂

[Misers Hill]

10 hours ago, Dons79 said:

Fucking hell, a 6ft kid on Rambo gay hun

whits the chances 

http://www.ebalsblog.com/2016/10/2-burglars-breaks-into-serial-notorious.html?m=1

Is this yourself?😂

@ScottSteiner

@Sooper-hanz.Sooper-hanz.im.bored drugs🤣...I've tried b4😐...Big jug💕Coren Mitchell....stylee.?? 🎳👊 ...ok👙🇨🇳

I've track👙🎃....rather unfortunate chaps 🦭🎱

 

[BrianFaePerth]

7 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

@Sooper-hanz.Sooper-hanz.im.bored drugs🤣...I've tried b4😐...Big jug💕Coren Mitchell....stylee.?? 🎳👊 ...ok👙🇨🇳

I've track👙🎃....rather unfortunate chaps 🦭🎱

 

^^cunted

[Misers Hill]

Adieu 🦭fuckwit....you watch Neighbours 🏏 ....💕

[Poodler]

 

[Roberto]

The thing is, these kind of stories are nothing new.

These slimey Tory cunts have been doing this for years and not one single person in the UK does anything about it.

Aye cool, another story about a corrupt Tory cunt... then what? Alas... nothing. We are a shite house country.

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

We are a shite house country.

Well England (plus ABZ, the borders and Edinburgh) are. 

They're the cunts what vote for them. 

[Roberto]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Well England (plus ABZ, the borders and Edinburgh) are. 

They're the cunts what vote for them. 

What I mean is, we need to riot and just fight the cunts.

Yeah I know I'm letting my imagination run wild because the moment there was a riot and politicians were involved, I'd batter my way to the front just to smash the fuck out of Rees Mogg.

I'd love to stamp on that cunts head.

Okay back in the real world, folk who vote for Tories are wankers. The end.

[Zeus]

'n wir still nae spikkin 

 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

^theres an auld cunt away to get fleeced of his life savings from some Nigerian scammer.