Fraser Hornby

[shut up meg]

26 minutes ago, Medw1311 said:

Hornby spent the 2019-20 season on loan at KV Kortrijk in the Belgian Jupiler Pro League. The team finished 11th out of 16 teams.

Out of 29 league games he started 9 and came off the bench 3 times scoring 3 goals.

He also started 2 cup games scoring once.

This season he's only featured for Reims for a total of 28 minutes over 3 games. Was on the bench for their game on Jan 17th but not in the squad for the game on Jan 24th.

His 10 U21 goals have come against Togo, Andorra x3, Holland x2, Czech Rep & San Marino x3

[WesthillWanderersFC]

5 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Bit like your user name.

Awwww fweeends ?

[WesthillWanderersFC]

6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Bit like your user name.

It isn’t supposed to be humorous. 

 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, WesthillWanderersFC said:

It isn’t supposed to be humorous, prick 

Just as well really.

[Jocky Balboa]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I mind his dad Bruce. Had a good range of passing. 

Quote of the year so far. No arguing, that's just the way it is.

[Ten Caat]

1 hour ago, Jocky Balboa said:

Quote of the year so far. No arguing, that's just the way it is.

Or would have been had

a) Bruce actually not have been called "Hornsby"

b) And the pun not have been done more than 24 hours back in the Cosgrove thread

Some things will never change....

 

[Poodler]

That's just the way it is, here, TC

[Poodler]

Said hey Terry Ho you can't go where the others go, cos you don't look like they do

[BrianFaePerth]

5 minutes ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

Watched some of his highlights on YouTube and I reckon he'd be a diesel signing for us.

Will you be fuming if he isn’t signed?

[ericblack4boss]

12 hours ago, Jocky Balboa said:

Quote of the year so far. No arguing, that's just the way it is.

Aye perhaps if it was Bruce Hornby

But it was Bruce Hornsby. 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Aye perhaps if it was Bruce Hornby

But it was Bruce Hornsby. 

Perhaps you should read the thread before posting. 
 

Deary me. Amateur hour. 

[Guest]

16 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Reading threads on the Gaylord forum?!?!

No

Thank

You

Here you are, scrolling the Gaylord forum. 
 

What a gaylord

[Guest]

21 minutes ago, Dad said:

To the song enter sandman by Metallica (good thing about this one is we can interchange Hornby for a future heroes name - recycling aplenty possible ??

 

Say your prayers,

Bunch of cunts,

Hornby is up front,

To score whenever he waannts - yeah,

Always in,

Never miss,

When it leaves his boot,

He likes scoring for fuuunn - hey heyyy uh

 

Sleep with one eye open,

Biting your pillows now - haha

 

Eeeenter goals,

Exit shy-eye-ite - hey,

Take my hand,

We're watching Hornby score again

 

 

More verses can be scribed on request

 

 

More verses, please.

[Zeus]

43 minutes ago, Dad said:

To the song enter sandman by Metallica (good thing about this one is we can interchange Hornby for a future heroes name - recycling aplenty possible ??

 

Say your prayers,

Bunch of cunts,

Hornby is up front,

To score whenever he waannts - yeah,

Always in,

Never miss,

When it leaves his boot,

He likes scoring for fuuunn - hey heyyy uh

 

Sleep with one eye open,

Biting your pillows now - haha

 

Eeeenter goals,

Exit shy-eye-ite - hey,

Take my hand,

We're watching Hornby score again

 

 

More verses can be scribed on request

 

 

Dreadful

[YorkDon]

Hope we can give the lad the platform to shine. 
 

[Tord31]

A-Train

[Ten Caat]

5 minutes ago, Dad said:

Things feel right,

At the sight,

Of Hornby taking flight,

Scoring once agai-ee-ehnnn-ah,

Dreams of goals, dreams of cups,

Dreams of being the ones,

Who win all the tyyyy-iimmme - haha

(pre-chorus)

(Chorus)

----

I'll add as they come to me consi son ?

 

 

 

Don't you ever threaten us like that again

[muttonhumper]

17 hours ago, G31DON said:

Mid table in the top division.

 

17 hours ago, milne_afc said:

League 1 though

 

17 hours ago, G31DON said:

? I take it you are joking?

 

?

Last league game in top flight was a 1-0 win v Brest.
Just the udder week.
Papped in by Mbuku who milked the applause from the bench, tho keeper made a tit of himself making a boob with a passback.

Gazongers, heedlights, nipples etc.

 

Oops, played yesterday too.

1-0 away win at Strasbourg.

Nae nice memories o that place, particularly a late train* forcing us to hoy a taxi fae there to Frankfurt flug a few days after Fola Esch farce. Gads.

*on topic

 

16 hours ago, Medw1311 said:

Hornby spent the 2019-20 season on loan at KV Kortrijk in the Belgian Jupiler Pro League. The team finished 11th out of 16 teams.

Out of 29 league games he started 9 and came off the bench 3 times scoring 3 goals.

He also started 2 cup games scoring once.

This season he's only featured for Reims for a total of 28 minutes over 3 games. Was on the bench for their game on Jan 17th but not in the squad for the game on Jan 24th.

His 10 U21 goals have come against Togo, Andorra x3, Holland x2, Czech Rep & San Marino x3

This looks like a Holland een.

[Ten Caat]

3 minutes ago, Dad said:

More a country fan TC son?

I am indeed....Watch and learn old man

My rootin' tootin Hornby

He comes from near to Corby

My obsession for a guest 'un

A loan striker

A Romeo poacher-o

Pumpin' quines up in New Pitsligo

Gonna make you sign

Gonna make you shine

5-6-7-8

 

Hoo mama

 

[aberdeen1970]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Like a young Ibrahimovic, dad

[alscotoz]

22 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

you are 24 hours too late with that one....

it was hornsby anyway

Thanks TC

[Hoppy]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

He's made the defender look like a total fud there

[sooth_stander]

Fuck yer 10 day isolation, gets Covid tested today on arrival then straight into our bubble. 

No mention of any injury either.

[aberdeen1970]

Just now, sooth_stander said:

Fuck yer 10 day isolation, gets Covid tested today on arrival then straight into our bubble. 

No mention of any injury either.

Superb. 

[alscotoz]

Good luck, lad.

[Tord31]

BHH (Bring Hornby Home)

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Hoppy said:

He's made the defender look like a total fud there

That's just the way he is 

[Scotty_Toronto]

4 hours ago, muttonhumper said:

This looks like a Holland een.

Aye, chipped the keeper (who found himself in no man's land) from distance for the first, and a penalty for the second.

[Ernie McCracken]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

That's just the way he is 

I heard that they're doing his signing photos at the old Amadeus building. 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Oy Oy.  Alice Band Alert....

Still it worked in selling the shit one to the huns keeping the real head banded maestro for ourselves.