Geoff_Tipps Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 First time I have not voted green. SNP 1 & 2. Green when we eventually get independence. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 6 minutes ago, Parklife said: No polling card or ID is needed to vote. You shouldn't be asked for either. Simply your address and name. Thought they'd have known who the big man was. 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: When you're in ARI feeling sorry for yourself after my boot smashes fuck out of your teeth, breaks your jaw - soup only for weeks - and if you're unlucky, blind in one eye, it's shit like this that gave me the motivation. Your references to my daughter, your PM's and your disclosing my identity and where I live would've given you only a regular hiding. Your further behaviour is guaranteeing hospital. Yaaas round 2 - big fighting talk and who will be the no show this time? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: When you're in ARI feeling sorry for yourself after my boot smashes fuck out of your teeth, breaks your jaw - soup only for weeks - and if you're unlucky, blind in one eye, it's shit like this that gave me the motivation. Your references to my daughter, your PM's and your disclosing my identity and where I live would've given you only a regular hiding. Your further behaviour is guaranteeing hospital. You had your chance but failed to show up. #lest #valpakora Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Just now, rocket_scientist said: Come to my house. Now. ??? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Just now, rocket_scientist said: I knew you weren't that stupid. Unfortunately I am. #lest Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: I was even going to get every panel of your shit Kia hammered whilst I was hammering you. #lest Link to comment
Foster14 Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 31 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: I could drive to loads of constituencies and vote on borrowed names then? Stupid bastards. Or different polling stations in the same constituency. Or put on a disguise and go back to the same polling station. Just need to know the name and address of someone, who hasn't voted already, otherwise you may be in some bother. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Wrong thread Stizo. Should be on ‘ what are you having for your lunch?’ Shit. Sorry. I'll post it there. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: Shit. Sorry. I'll post it there. Homemade stroop? Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Just now, dazzy_deff said: Homemade stroop? Sausage sandwich with mayo (homemade) Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 6 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: Sausage sandwich with mayo (homemade) Rockets favourite. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 minute ago, dazzy_deff said: Rockets favourite. He prefers chicken with pakora sauce drizzled over plum. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Was in Banchory this morning. fucking Tory cunts, the lot of em Link to comment
daytripping Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said: Come to my house. Now. Bring Pakoras. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said: I wasn't the no show last time you thick cunt. Please point out in my post where I stated that it was you? #raginrocket Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, daytripping said: Bring Pakoras. Hes got plenty of sauce. Link to comment
NEM Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 2 hours ago, rocket_scientist said: When you're in ARI feeling sorry for yourself after my boot smashes fuck out of your teeth, breaks your jaw - soup only for weeks - and if you're unlucky, blind in one eye, it's shit like this that gave me the motivation. Your references to my daughter, your PM's and your disclosing my identity and where I live would've given you only a regular hiding. Your further behaviour is guaranteeing hospital. ? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 minute ago, NEM said: ? Hes comedy gold the day eh? Ive been pissing mysel all day. Link to comment
NEM Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 2 hours ago, rocket_scientist said: When you're in ARI feeling sorry for yourself after my boot smashes fuck out of your teeth, breaks your jaw - soup only for weeks - and if you're unlucky, blind in one eye, it's shit like this that gave me the motivation. Your references to my daughter, your PM's and your disclosing my identity and where I live would've given you only a regular hiding. Your further behaviour is guaranteeing hospital. Doubler #majorcans Link to comment
NEM Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Hes comedy gold the day eh? Ive been pissing mysel all day. That is a hell of an outburst ? Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 15 minutes ago, NEM said: That is a hell of an outburst ? Probably lost some money on the Cryptos or ate some bad chicken or maybe the plum princess answered back to him or maybe he ran out of pakora sauce or maybe he lost they key to the Fritzl cellar he keeps his daughters in or maybe just because it's Thursday. Who the fuck knows or cares really? Link to comment
NEM Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 9 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: Probably lost some money on the Cryptos or ate some bad chicken or maybe the plum princess answered back to him or maybe he ran out of pakora sauce or maybe he lost they key to the Fritzl cellar he keeps his daughters in or maybe just because it's Thursday. Who the fuck knows or cares really? #prayforrocket Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 minute ago, NEM said: #prayforrocket #prayfortheplumprincessandthefiritzlkids 2 Link to comment
KenDodd'sDad Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Hopefully Salmond doesn't get in and fucks off back to obscurity, can't be arsed with four years of shite from the creepy bastard. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Who’s this plum princess? http://www.afc-chat.co.uk/forums/index.php?/topic/45698-breakfast/&do=findComment&comment=2039738 Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Your cunt wife let you on the internet today? Continuing to be a good boy by not eating meat and doing what she tells you? You hen-pecked ball-less "men" make only a certain type of woman "happy". Ah here he is, Colonel Sanders, the king of the swingers Oh, the excel VIP He reached the top and had to stop He got served for botherin' me I wanna be a pakora, pakoracub And smash it in the plum’s face And eat a chicken curry pie I'm tired of cryptoing around! Oh, Poodler, I wanna be like you, I wanna walk like you Talk like you, too You'll see it's true A chicken like me Can learn to be nOrtH 3a5t too! Love you big boy. Nice to see you couldn't stick to your word once again. ?? Do you not get tired of being made an absolute cunt of? I'll send my cunt wife your regards. Give your daughters a kiss from me when you lock them in the cellar, North East Fritzl. ? A special 'daddy kiss'. 10 Link to comment
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