The Cryptos

[JakieBastard]

On 3/2/2025 at 4:38 PM, milne_afc said:

Trumpo just spreading a little stardust on the alts 🚀

Seems the stardust turned to shit fairly quickly!

[Parklife]

On 3/2/2025 at 4:38 PM, milne_afc said:

Trumpo just spreading a little stardust on the alts 🚀

Making himself a few quid with a a single tweet. 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Does anyone use a monero wallet on Windows?

I have wanted to get one, but it seems to require an inordinate amount of disc space.

is this unavoidable?

I used to use Electrum for bitcoin (which was brilliant and easy to use) but I dont remember it being the same in this way (presumably the currencies operate differently).

Thanks.

 

 

 

[milne_afc]

2 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Does anyone use a monero wallet on Windows?

I have wanted to get one, but it seems to require an inordinate amount of disc space.

is this unavoidable?

I used to use Electrum for bitcoin (which was brilliant and easy to use) but I dont remember it being the same in this way (presumably the currencies operate differently).

Thanks.

 

 

 

Just get Xaman 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

4 hours ago, milne_afc said:

Just get Xaman 

Thanks i will look into this.

Currently I use trustee plus on android to buy / exchange crypro - which is great, quick and easy (much better than the absolute hoo-ha localbitcoins used to be).

Its so easy just to send payments to , er, vendors directly from that - but one really shouldn't do that.

[Parklife]

8 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Thanks i will look into this.

Currently I use trustee plus on android to buy / exchange crypro - which is great, quick and easy (much better than the absolute hoo-ha localbitcoins used to be).

Its so easy just to send payments to , er, vendors directly from that - but one really shouldn't do that.

Junkie cunt. 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Junkie cunt. 

Not like you to be a catty bitch, Parky?

PS - dunno what you mean.

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Not like you to be a catty bitch, Parky?

PS - dunno what you mean.

Lying is a sin. 10 Hail Mary's* for you.
 

*love Tupac.  

[Clydeside_Sheep]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

*love Tupac.  

Whigger!

[milne_afc]

Some laugh this 👌

Be fine if Saylor gets rekt

[Redforever86]

3 hours ago, milne_afc said:

Some laugh this 👌

Be fine if Saylor gets rekt

Fine line between genius and conman. 

[dave_min]

6 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Fine line between genius and conman. 

Tell that to Zander.

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, dave_min said:

Tell that to Zander.

Needs to step his game up on both fronts tbf. 

[BrisDon]

Crypto tradin’s jist like quantum physics, min — naebody really kens fit’s gaun on, but we act like we dae an’ pray the candles dinna collapse intae a deid cat. One minute yer altcoin’s moonin’, next it’s tunnellin’ through yer stop-loss like a sly wee electron lookin’ for an exit.

Ye try tae ken baith the price an the trend? Heisenberg says, ‘Away an’ bile yer heid.’

An entanglement? I sell Doge an’ somehow Cardano fa’s aff a cliff.

Best advice? Dinna panic, hodl ticht, an’ pretend it’s a wave till it smashes ye in the face.

It’s nae financial advice — it’s quantum belief, loon.
 

[Reed or deed]

🤷‍♂️Anyone?

[dave_min]

17 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

🤷‍♂️Anyone?

Buy low, sell lower.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

At least we know where dervish ended up.

3 hours ago, Reed or deed said:

🤷‍♂️Anyone?

 

[RedArmyFakshun]

4 hours ago, Reed or deed said:

🤷‍♂️Anyone?

He's explaining that the wave function remains in superposition until you collapse the state vector.

[maryhilldon]

9 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

He's explaining that the wave function remains in superposition until you collapse the state vector.

Everyone knows that.

[BrisDon]

Apologies tae those confused by my previous statement — I was simply implementin a multi-phase stochastic hodlwave based on entropic candle collapse theory. It’s standard stuff if ye’ve read the Nakamoto-Neils Bohr synthesis. Carry on. 

[daytripping]

6 hours ago, BrisDon said:

Apologies tae those confused by my previous statement — I was simply implementin a multi-phase stochastic hodlwave based on entropic candle collapse theory. It’s standard stuff if ye’ve read the Nakamoto-Neils Bohr synthesis. Carry on. 

I admire the thinking behind Crypto but without state backing you're buying a bag of sand. Will lead to a huge collapse.

Till the day you can buy a loaf in the shop with your bitcoin its a worthless commodity. It's like 80k just now, quote me on this in years to come, will go to zero.

I shouldn't really tell plebs, it's them who are funding it.

Put your money into ATT shares, easy 20% return a year from now, at least.  

[milne_afc]

2 hours ago, daytripping said:

Till the day you can buy a loaf in the shop with your bitcoin it’s a worthless commodity. It's like 80k just now, quote me on this in years to come, will go to zero.

Didn’t someone buy two Papa John’s pizza for 10k BTC? I agree though, other coins have better utility and will eventually replace BTC.

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, milne_afc said:

Didn’t someone buy two Papa John’s pizza for 10k BTC? I agree though, other coins have better utility and will eventually replace BTC.

Yeah. And everyone is like “that guys such an idiot he could be so rich now”.

 

When in reality he got his pizza cheap as fuck and there is a near zero chance that was all the bitcoin he had mined. 
 

He’s probably absolutely fucking loaded. 

[The Boofon]

2 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Yeah. And everyone is like “that guys such an idiot he could be so rich now”.

 

When in reality he got his pizza cheap as fuck and there is a near zero chance that was all the bitcoin he had mined. 
 

He’s probably absolutely fucking loaded. 

The boy in Wales who keeps trying to hunt for a lost hard drive always makes me smile reading the story.

 

It's got a dedicated Wiki page these days.

 

Bitcoin buried in Newport landfill - Wikipedia

[Redforever86]

4 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

The boy in Wales who keeps trying to hunt for a lost hard drive always makes me smile reading the story.

 

It's got a dedicated Wiki page these days.

 

Bitcoin buried in Newport landfill - Wikipedia

Aye he’s a fud 😂

[daytripping]

Who uses Crypto day to day and what for, just read back and the god botherer does. I'm totally ignorant to it, what can be bought with it? Maybe a dark web thing, I've honestly no idea how to access that, I'd like to try.

[maryhilldon]

13 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Maybe a dark web thing, I've honestly no idea how to access that, I'd like to try.

Just Google 'dark web'.

[daytripping]

34 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Just Google 'dark web'.

If you wanted to advertise yourself as someone to beat up someone for say a grand, is there a particular site to go on. Asking for a friend.

[Hoofball]

2 hours ago, The Boofon said:

The boy in Wales who keeps trying to hunt for a lost hard drive always makes me smile reading the story.

 

It's got a dedicated Wiki page these days.

 

Bitcoin buried in Newport landfill - Wikipedia

Wasn’t he looking to buy the landfill site the hard drive finished up in hoping to find it

[BrisDon]

On 4/12/2025 at 4:57 PM, daytripping said:

I admire the thinking behind Crypto but without state backing you're buying a bag of sand. Will lead to a huge collapse.

Till the day you can buy a loaf in the shop with your bitcoin its a worthless commodity. It's like 80k just now, quote me on this in years to come, will go to zero.

I shouldn't really tell plebs, it's them who are funding it.

Put your money into ATT shares, easy 20% return a year from now, at least.  

Crypto is a high risk long term investment and you should treat it accordingly. Probably better than pishing your spare cash away on betting apps.