strachanmcgheegoal Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, RAZOR said: Must be Bristow. The security there are like the Nepalese Gestapo these days. Have to ask, apart from watching Raiders of the Lost Ark have you much experience with “the Nepalese Gestapo” Link to comment
Guest Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 56 minutes ago, NEM said: I used to read a book a week when I worked offshore Cheers for that. Don't remember fucking asking tho? Link to comment
Guest Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: You a student, Consi ? No A student of the hat, maybe Link to comment
Guest Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Bet you'd love to foster some cocks Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, NEM said: I used to read a book a week when I worked offshore Haha. Ever throw a kettle over the Derrick? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, strachanmcgheegoal said: Have to ask, apart from watching Raiders of the Lost Ark have you much experience with “the Nepalese Gestapo” He’s the leader. Link to comment
NEM Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 2 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: There are some jumped up security guys dying for confrontation but most the stuff they take off you are your own companies rules. No one ever reads anything before they head out. 1 hour ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Cheers for that. Don't remember fucking asking tho? Yes you bloody did Link to comment
Guest Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Just now, NEM said: Yes you bloody did Got me Link to comment
Guest Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 50 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Especially yours ,big boy. I’d bully your bottom . @Parklife Cans Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: That's my old manor Hanzo. Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Dad said: Homeless in the subway? It'll explain why he smells of pubs & wormwood scrubs, and too many right-wing meetings. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Dad said: Homeless in the subway? Just realised you meant Hanz. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Waiting for a band called Tide Lines to come on stage, Anyone heard of them ? Got pished with one of them once, I think. Well a couple of his ex band mates anyway, maybe him. I have zero recollection of the evening apart fae downing whisky and coke out of a 2L bottle of theirs, and a mate trying to teabag me while I was semiconscious. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 38 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Prefer Neighbours Love Rock n Roll queen is what I'd have went with. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 30 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Love Rock n Roll queen is what I'd have went with. She was tidy Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 19 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: You pretended you were totally unconscious I’m guessing ? I tried to but opening my mouth was a give away. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 On 11/18/2021 at 10:58 AM, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: let my cock hang out, let it get to about 2,000 feet, That's some cock you've got. Link to comment
NEM Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 10 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Wife and kids household pet. Army green was no safe bet. Not sure this site is the place for posting pictures of you shagging a cat. Try petfuckers.com Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 6 hours ago, NEM said: Not sure this site is the place for posting pictures of you shagging a cat. Poodler appreciates it Link to comment
YorkDon Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Playing fitba this morning, 2 weeks on the trot.Hoping nae to break myself again. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Still getting the young burd to pick you up after? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 First proper day of trading for the company eh set up while eating my lunch. Pre-launch expenses covered, nicely in profit. Big on the socials. #HowWeDo Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 12 minutes ago, Roberto said: Doesn't arse me what day it is to be honest. I know folk make big deals about that sort of thing but couldn't give 2 fucks personally. If it's someone I don't know then aye I'd probably have an issue with it admittedly. Get invited to many weddings from folk you don’t know? ? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Get invited to many weddings from folk you don’t know? ? Quite often happens as could be a work friend of your partner or a relative of theirs they've not seen in years. Hence you don't know them. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Quite often happens as could be a work friend of your partner or a relative of theirs they've not seen in years. Hence you don't know them. Never a problem for harcus 4 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Anybody ever been to a weekend funeral? Don't think I have. I think I'd like mine on a Saturday so cunts could watch the scores in the pub after. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 10 minutes ago, Roberto said: My family Shit as a “comedy” Link to comment
Guest Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Woke up with my trousers/jumper covered in piss, bollock naked in my mates living room. Lunch soon. then train home Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 3 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Woke up with my trousers/jumper covered in piss, bollock naked in my mates living room. Lunch soon. then train home Is this your second urinate accident of the weekend? Might indicate you have a problem. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Fucking hell Consi, wazzing yourself twice in a weekend is not good. I'd get to the docs. Link to comment
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