What you doing today?

[Ke1t]

Victory over the insurance company that was trying to fuck me out of coverage for a flooded property.  

Agent tried everything he could to deny the claim, but today he signaled his final surrender in an Email, so now he'll be off to try denying some auld wifey who can't afford a lawyer instead, and that'll get him 1% further towards winning a trip to Hawaii for the adjuster that fucks over the biggest number of claimants by Christmas. 

 Absolute garbage dump of a human being.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[cheesepipes]

1 hour ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Wrong on a few things. 
 

Wasn't in my place of work. Don't technically work with customers anyway 

I was being an asshole. 

 

Im disappointed in myself. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

I was being an asshole. 

 

Im disappointed in myself. 

Asshole? It's arsehole you American bummer 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Roberto said:

The toilets did look clean today Consi... so fair play.

Licked them clean, so I did. 
 

 

[cheesepipes]

9 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Asshole? It's arsehole you American bummer 

Don't lecture me you black mans cock. 

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Don't lecture me you black mans cock. 

That's a complement. 

[sheepcrooky]

4 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Were you flying out today? And did you have on an AFC hoody?

 

Edit; happy birthday 

Nah. Sunday oot. Cheers. 

[maryhilldon]

49 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

That's a complement. 

Haha. You're alright when you're chilled out Consi.

[sheepcrooky]

4 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Wrong on a few things. 
 

Wasn't in my place of work. Don't technically work with customers anyway 

I’ll get it figured out. My daughter and her boyfriend both work at ABZ airport. There can’t be many mid 20’s, anti-British socialists working there. 

[Guest]

7 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Haha. You're alright when you're chilled out Consi.

I'm always pretty chilled. 
 

Dude 

[Guest]

7 hours ago, sheepcrooky said:

I’ll get it figured out. My daughter and her boyfriend both work at ABZ airport. There can’t be many mid 20’s, anti-British socialists working there. 

They'll be waiting a while. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

They'll be waiting a while. 

You work in security Consi? Targeting all those evil middle aged white men for a wave of your wand?

[Guest]

16 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You work in security Consi? Targeting all those evil middle aged white men for a wave of your wand?

No cigar 

[Zeus]

Sma mild i'day

 

 

Keywork

Run

Bed 

[NEM]

10 hours ago, sheepcrooky said:

I’ll get it figured out. My daughter and her boyfriend both work at ABZ airport. There can’t be many mid 20’s, anti-British socialists working there. 

He's at the Heliport

[Guest]

1 minute ago, NEM said:

He's at the Heliport

Grass

[NEM]

1 minute ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Grass

Ha ha never said which one....

[The Boofon]

3 minutes ago, NEM said:

Ha ha never said which one....

The communist one. 

[RAZOR]

11 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

The communist one. 

Must be Bristow. The security there are like the Nepalese Gestapo these days.

[King Street Loon]

Laying on a sun lounger waiting on bar opening for a hair of the dog. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, The Boofon said:

The communist one. 

Ha

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

Must be Bristow. The security there are like the Nepalese Gestapo these days.

Can't confirm or deny. 
 

Who said I was security?

[Guest]

18 minutes ago, NEM said:

Ha ha never said which one....

I think even sheepcrooky possesses powers of deduction 

[RAZOR]

2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Can't confirm or deny. 
 

Who said I was security?

Just a reply to Boofs post, not my business where you ply your trade min.

The buggers tried to take a steel ruler off me last time.

[manboobs109]

Are you the geezer what closes the helicopter door, bangs twice on it and shouts "fly this birdie" while doing a whirly signal with your finger?

[Don Fonte]

23 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Are you the geezer what closes the helicopter door, bangs twice on it and shouts "fly this birdie" while doing a whirly signal with your finger?

Nah, he makes the tea.

[Guest]

45 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

Just a reply to Boofs post, not my business where you ply your trade min.

The buggers tried to take a steel ruler off me last time.

There are some jumped up security guys dying for confrontation but most the stuff they take off you are your own companies rules. 
 

No one ever reads anything before they head out.

[Guest]

42 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Are you the geezer what closes the helicopter door, bangs twice on it and shouts "fly this birdie" while doing a whirly signal with your finger?

Yeah. Sometimes I bring in my parachute, aviators and let my cock hang out, let it get to about 2,000 feet, then jump down. 
 

Quite often land surrounded by gorgeous women fawning over me. That's just a normal day at work though. 

[Guest]

19 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Nah, he makes the tea.

Correct

[NEM]

12 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

There are some jumped up security guys dying for confrontation but most the stuff they take off you are your own companies rules. 
 

No one ever reads anything before they head out.

I used to read a book a week when I worked offshore