What you doing today?

[strachanmcgheegoal]

1 hour ago, RAZOR said:

Must be Bristow. The security there are like the Nepalese Gestapo these days.

Have to ask, apart from watching Raiders of the Lost Ark have you much experience with “the Nepalese Gestapo”

[Guest]

56 minutes ago, NEM said:

I used to read a book a week when I worked offshore

Cheers for that. Don't remember fucking asking tho?

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You a student, Consi ?

No

 

A student of the hat, maybe

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Bet you'd love to foster some cocks

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, NEM said:

I used to read a book a week when I worked offshore

Haha. Ever throw a kettle over the Derrick?

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Have to ask, apart from watching Raiders of the Lost Ark have you much experience with “the Nepalese Gestapo”

He’s the leader. 

[NEM]

2 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

There are some jumped up security guys dying for confrontation but most the stuff they take off you are your own companies rules. 
 

No one ever reads anything before they head out.

 

1 hour ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Cheers for that. Don't remember fucking asking tho?

Yes you bloody did

[Guest]

Just now, NEM said:

 

Yes you bloody did

Got me

[Guest]

50 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Especially yours ,big boy. I’d bully your bottom . @Parklife

Cans 

[manboobs109]

5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That's my old manor Hanzo.

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

Homeless in the subway?

It'll explain why he smells of pubs & wormwood scrubs, and too many right-wing meetings. 

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

Homeless in the subway?

Just realised you meant Hanz.

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Waiting for a band called Tide Lines to come on stage,

Anyone heard of them ?

Got pished with one of them once, I think. 

Well a couple of his ex band mates anyway, maybe him. 

I have zero recollection of the evening apart fae downing whisky and coke out of a 2L bottle of theirs, and a mate trying to teabag me while I was semiconscious. 

[Redforever86]

38 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Prefer Neighbours 

Love Rock n Roll queen is what I'd have went with. 

[Poodler]

30 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Love Rock n Roll queen is what I'd have went with. 

She was tidy 

[Redforever86]

19 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You pretended you were totally unconscious I’m guessing ?

I tried to but opening my mouth was a give away. 

[maryhilldon]

On 11/18/2021 at 10:58 AM, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

let my cock hang out, let it get to about 2,000 feet, 

That's some cock you've got.

[NEM]

10 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Wife and kids household pet.

Army green was no safe bet.

Not sure this site is the place for posting pictures of you shagging a cat. Try petfuckers.com

[BrianFaePerth]

6 hours ago, NEM said:

Not sure this site is the place for posting pictures of you shagging a cat. 

Poodler appreciates it 

[YorkDon]

Playing fitba this morning, 2 weeks on the trot.Hoping nae to break myself again.

[BrianFaePerth]

Still getting the young burd to pick you up after?

[BrianFaePerth]

First proper day of trading for the company eh set up while eating my lunch.

Pre-launch expenses covered, nicely in profit.

Big on the socials.

#HowWeDo

[The Boofon]

12 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Doesn't arse me what day it is to be honest.

I know folk make big deals about that sort of thing but couldn't give 2 fucks personally.

If it's someone I don't know then aye I'd probably have an issue with it admittedly.

Get invited to many weddings from folk you don’t know?

?

[dazzy_deff]

9 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Get invited to many weddings from folk you don’t know?

?

Quite often happens as could be a work friend of your partner or a relative of theirs they've not seen in years. Hence you don't know them.

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Quite often happens as could be a work friend of your partner or a relative of theirs they've not seen in years. Hence you don't know them.

Never a problem for harcus

[manboobs109]

Anybody ever been to a weekend funeral? Don't think I have. I think I'd like mine on a Saturday so cunts could watch the scores in the pub after.

[BrianFaePerth]

10 minutes ago, Roberto said:

My family 

Shit as a  “comedy”

[Guest]

Woke up with my trousers/jumper covered in piss, bollock naked in my mates living room. 
 

Lunch soon. 
 

then train home 

[cheesepipes]

3 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Woke up with my trousers/jumper covered in piss, bollock naked in my mates living room. 
 

Lunch soon. 
 

then train home 

Is this your second urinate accident of the weekend? 

Might indicate you have a problem. 

[manboobs109]

Fucking hell Consi, wazzing yourself twice in a weekend is not good. I'd get to the docs.