The Boofon Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Salt gun aim must be decent. Spray for those little cunts. Too fast and nimble for the gun. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: That's hardly a boast. Slightly after 5 past 8 last night? I'd say you've got a problem,laddie. That doesn't even make sense. Fuckin' raver. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: You'll get it eventually.and then you'll just go "Ahhhhh, I see" I winna' because I canna be arsed tryin' to make sense of yer inane drivel. 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Earlier I watched about 40 minutes of self defence videos on Youtube. These included how to defend yourself against multiple assailants, how to defend yourself against someone with a knife and how to disarm someone with a firearm. Don't remember any of it but the guy made it look really easy. I'm sure it'll come in handy some day. Has for me. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Some cunt attacks me and Im straight onto Fridge to hire some muscle. Not very handy if you get jumped. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: True,but I don't mind playing the long game.As my old gran from the Gorbals used to say " He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue!" She was untouchable as a lady. Sex changed to a man? (That's not possible @CCB III) Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: I shudder to think what that generation would have made of today's world. Ask them. Your gran / granda might be dead but there will be plenty of their generation still cutting about. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 From ice cream to decomposin' grannies. Brilliant ??? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 3 hours ago, The Boofon said: Happy ending then checking if wanking does make you go blind. If someone else is doing it shouldn’t my eyesight be ok? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said: That doesn't even make sense. Fuckin' raver. I’ll help ya out Boot.Use the : Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, YorkDon said: I’ll help ya out Boot.Use the : Nope, still not gettin' the drink connection. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said: I winna' because I canna be arsed tryin' to make sense of yer inane drivel. Mind when you tried to be smart about me not using a capital letter at the start of someone's name? And you're accusing someone else of inane drivel? ? Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Just now, Beachend Bootboy said: Shut up fool. Chat over. You're a noisy empty vessel. Post less. 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 8 minutes ago, Parklife said: Mind when you tried to be smart about me not using a capital letter at the start of someone's name? And you're accusing someone else of inane drivel? ? Shut up fool. Chat over. 1 1 Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 53 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Shut up fool. Love BA Baracus. Link to comment
sigh Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Love BA Baracus. Great Sat night entertainment, bested only by the Dukes of Hazard - Daisy Duke, ahhhhhhh Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 31 minutes ago, sigh said: Great Sat night entertainment, bested only by the Dukes of Hazard - Daisy Duke, ahhhhhhh Knocking one out while watching DoH with your granny? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 hour ago, YorkDon said: Love BA Baracus. Kool in the Kaftan was a decent tune right enough ? Link to comment
sigh Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 22 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Knocking one out while watching DoH with your granny? May have been peelin an orange in my pocket. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Day trip to Anstruther earlier today. Before anybody jumps in to say I should have gone to one of the other chippers/chippies I had a fucking superb fish supper from the fish bar. I know some will say it's shit and nothing to write home about (thought that myself when I was last there about 10 years ago), so it was a pleasant surprise that I enjoyed it as much as I did. Wee tub of ice cream from the shop further along the street for after it - 1 scoop each of mint choc chip and rum and raisin. Enjoyed the fish and chips from the van in Killin last weekend too fwiw. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 ^Lovely part of the world that @The Buzzard Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 6 hours ago, The Buzzard said: Day trip to Anstruther earlier today. Before anybody jumps in to say I should have gone to one of the other chippers/chippies I had a fucking superb fish supper from the fish bar. I know some will say it's shit and nothing to write home about (thought that myself when I was last there about 10 years ago), so it was a pleasant surprise that I enjoyed it as much as I did. Wee tub of ice cream from the shop further along the street for after it - 1 scoop each of mint choc chip and rum and raisin. Enjoyed the fish and chips from the van in Killin last weekend too fwiw. Once got hoorin' drunk at a lock in in Anstruther. Ended up in a fight wi me brither. He didn't win ? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Once got hoorin' drunk at a lock in in Anstruther. Ended up in a fight wi me brither. He didn't win ? The barmaid beat you both up? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: The barmaid beat you both up? Nah, we spit roasted her. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 Got that job that I mentioned the other day to measure up later. Just a wee one, I winna be able to retire aff the back o' it that's for sure.? That apart, just another day at the office as they say (not absolutely literally). Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 7 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: We’ve no interest in your pish goings on so hope you break your fingers Yet you took the time to read it and formulate a reply. ?? Seriously min, if you are actually capable of thought, please engage the process before you post. 2 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 57 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: We’ve no interest in your pish goings on so hope you break your fingers Or he could shit on them like you Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 111 degrees here today so I'll be doing nothing. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 5 minutes ago, The Boofon said: 111 degrees here today so I'll be doing nothing. You in America? Otherwise it’s 44 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: You in America? Otherwise it’s 44 It was 110 with you yesterday you stupid cunt. Gotcha. Link to comment
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