What you doing today?

[Dons79]

6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I would say I can be very unlucky (however I also make bad decisions) and fight the fight for justice if I believe I or someone else has been wronged.

Yeah like calling a micro a microwave, fight the power!, fight the power that be! 😂😂😂

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Dons79 said:

Yeah like calling a micro a microwave, fight the power!, fight the power that be! 😂😂😂

MAD D & Flavor MAD 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Yeah like calling a micro a microwave, fight the power!, fight the power that be! 😂😂😂

I am a complainer, not a moaner.

[RAZOR]

1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Never known a bloke who encounters so much hassle and strife in their life! Come on MAD, are you just a pain in the hoop or the worlds unluckiest man?

The Hat's Victor Meldrew.

[The Buzzard]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I am a complainer, not a moaner.

What's the story, MAD? Nosey bastard here. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

What's the story, MAD? Nosey bastard here. 

Ach, a usual family dispute due to me being the black sheep.

I was on hold to the bank this morning to my bank for 30 odd minutes to try to sort out an issue regarding my brother and I's recent holiday to Munich (Hotel) and whilst I was walking up the stairs with a full bucket and mop, the bank decide to answer. Speak about timing. 

Nobody likes being on hold or waiting to be connected  so I like to use my time productively whilst waiting for an answer. 

My brother was not impressed and came out of the living room looking at me stonefaced asking "fit's wrang with you now?"🤬

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Ach, a usual family dispute due to me being the black sheep.

I was on hold to the bank this morning to my bank for 30 odd minutes to try to sort out an issue regarding my brother and I's recent holiday to Munich (Hotel) and whilst I was walking up the stairs with a full bucket and mop, the bank decide to answer. Speak about timing. 

Nobody likes being on hold or waiting to be connected  so I like to use my time productively whilst waiting for an answer. 

My brother was not impressed and came out of the living room looking at me stonefaced asking "fit's wrang with you now?"🤬

You should have dropped the bucket, mop and phone and kicked shit into your brother.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

You should have dropped the bucket, mop and phone and kicked shit into your brother.

I was extremely disappointed in him (it's nae the first time he has chosen for the sake of it to fall oot on me). However, I've been on the end of far worse from my family.

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Ach, a usual family dispute due to me being the black sheep.

I was on hold to the bank this morning to my bank for 30 odd minutes to try to sort out an issue regarding my brother and I's recent holiday to Munich (Hotel) and whilst I was walking up the stairs with a full bucket and mop, the bank decide to answer. Speak about timing. 

Nobody likes being on hold or waiting to be connected  so I like to use my time productively whilst waiting for an answer. 

My brother was not impressed and came out of the living room looking at me stonefaced asking "fit's wrang with you now?"🤬

Should get yerself a set of Bluetooth headphones for such situations. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Should get yerself a set of Bluetooth headphones for such situations. 

I did actually go upstairs and lie down on my bed and listen to music min to try to chill out afterwards but I am fucking sick of being treated like I don't matter.

[Poodler]

57 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I did actually go upstairs and lie down on my bed and listen to music min to try to chill out afterwards but I am fucking sick of being treated like I don't matter.

You’re an integral part of this website brother 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

You’re an integral part of this website brother 

Cheers, Poodler min. That is really good of you. 👍

[Arabian Knight]

yer brithers an angel fir lettin ye stiy..ez goat compeshin..meh brithers a bleck sheep wastr better aff deed..hookd oan spice wi a shyte staind erse n drool danglin aff ez chin..e begs fir a hostel..18 notes a nicht keepin a yisless chunk o flesh breathin..wish ed jist curl up n pass oantae next world n b anither cunts burden 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, Arabian Knight said:

yer brithers an angel fir lettin ye stiy..ez goat compeshin..meh brithers a bleck sheep wastr better aff deed..hookd oan spice wi a shyte staind erse n drool danglin aff ez chin..e begs fir a hostel..18 notes a nicht keepin a yisless chunk o flesh breathin..wish ed jist curl up n pass oantae next world n b anither cunts burden 

At least he doesn’t play golf

[CCB III]

Sitting up waiting for a booty call. @Don Fonte would be proud. 

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Sitting up waiting for a booty call. @Don Fonte 

You lads have fun

[CCB III]

35 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You lads have fun

Love it. 
 

Knew what it would be when I got the notification. 
 

Never change. Even if you should!!!

[RedArmyFakshun]

its walpurgisnacht

there will be jaeger

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

18 hours ago, CCB III said:

Sitting up waiting for a booty call. @Don Fonte would be proud. 

[Don Fonte]

21 hours ago, CCB III said:

Sitting up waiting for a booty call. @Don Fonte would be proud. 

Sorry I didn't acknowledge this Consi min. Good lad, hope you gave her a right seeing to and then ignore her.

Brian is just jealous because his wife now resembles Jabba the Hut.

[Ke1t]

Thunderstorms snuck up on us overnight and destroyed my fledgling weed farm. 

Start again, I suppose.

Cunt. 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

LOL loser

[For Fecks Sake]

One from earlier today ☀️

[Ke1t]

Window shopping properties on Zillow. 

Twelve grand will get you a haunted shed. 

Any takers? 

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/67252151/?search_identifier=fed01e2cd4cab7b09e26c039a8d400b66f1bd4ccc48724518b0904d9ac2da36a

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

Window shopping properties on Zillow. 

Twelve grand will get you a haunted shed. 

Any takers? 

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/67252151/?search_identifier=fed01e2cd4cab7b09e26c039a8d400b66f1bd4ccc48724518b0904d9ac2da36a

The Hills Have Eyes vibes.

[Dons79]

34 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

The Hills Have Eyes vibes.

Buy it for 15 grand

do about 4 big crops in it and make a few 100ks, then sell it to developers dying to buy it for the land to make many houses off it. Sell it for 300k and you’ve made yourself 600k for about 30k investment. Easy. and keep the foliage as cover.

[Redforever86]

9 hours ago, Dons79 said:

Buy it for 15 grand

do about 4 big crops in it and make a few 100ks, then sell it to developers dying to buy it for the land to make many houses off it. Sell it for 300k and you’ve made yourself 600k for about 30k investment. Easy. and keep the foliage as cover.

It’s full o trees, doubt you’re building much houses on it surely? 

[The Boofon]

21 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

It’s full o trees, doubt you’re building much houses on it surely? 

Chop some trees down. Idiot.

[Bluto10]

looks like a scene from true detective 

[Dons79]

38 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

It’s full o trees, doubt you’re building much houses on it surely? 

Even better, adds more cover for the first part, the grow, for the second part, who cares, that would be up to the development company, it’s the land you’d be selling anyway, housing prospectors would have to flatten to start foundations anyway, by that point your in Barbados swimming with turtles for the foreseeable, all for a small 30k outlay.