Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 In contact with my wank of a bank about a refund due to me. I don't know the recruitment process of banks nowadays (apart from you must have a good credit history (how the fuck that reflects your ability to do the job advertised is pitiful and discriminatory)) but the staff in general employed by banks are incredibly awkward, dismissive, and unhelpful. I asked the following questions of the quine/lad I corresponded with on my bank's live chat facility inoo, after receiving woeful "customer service"...... "May I ask how you managed to get a job with Virgin Money? Did you lie on your application form?" No response was provided unsurprisingly.😄 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: In contact with my wank of a bank about a refund due to me. I don't know the recruitment process of banks nowadays (apart from you must have a good credit history (how the fuck that reflects your ability to do the job advertised is pitiful and discriminatory)) but the staff in general employed by banks are incredibly awkward, dismissive, and unhelpful. I asked the following questions of the quine/lad I corresponded with on my bank's live chat facility inoo, after receiving woeful "customer service"...... "May I ask how you managed to get a job with Virgin Money? Did you lie on your application form?" No response was provided unsurprisingly.😄 Have you thought of going to your local branch and performing a dirty protest? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 6 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Have you thought of going to your local branch and performing a dirty protest? There isn't a local branch of Virgin Money up oor way min. Plus, acting in a manner befitting of that simple, murderous cunt Bobby Sands is not my style. I'm very hygienic.👍 Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 12 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Bobby Sands 👍 A great man. Up the 'RA. 2 2 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 On 4/26/2024 at 1:47 PM, Ramandu said: Loads in Angus, easy to find on a sunny day. Where have you seen them Ramandu? Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: There isn't a local branch of Virgin Money up oor way min. Plus, acting in a manner befitting of that simple, murderous cunt Bobby Sands is not my style. I'm very hygienic.👍 He’s not posted in the chipper thread for a while. 😂 2 Link to comment
Roberto Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 The Bobby Sands mural in Belfast is a sight to see. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 Few drams. Taking the missus out for dinner. Head to a few boozers. El vino doth flow. Home. Fornication. Sleep. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 17 hours ago, Ke1t said: Window shopping properties on Zillow. Twelve grand will get you a haunted shed. Any takers? https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/67252151/?search_identifier=fed01e2cd4cab7b09e26c039a8d400b66f1bd4ccc48724518b0904d9ac2da36a Bargain . And well worth the risk for developing. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 16 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: Bargain . And well worth the risk for developing. "The land is offered without planning permission" You get a haunted shed and you'll like it. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 5 hours ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: He’s not posted in the chipper thread for a while. 😂 A mock chop supper endorsed by Bobby Sands? I'll pass, thank you Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 Nae long hame. A full day. B&Q Pittodrie Broadstraik Now watching Blondie at Isle of White 2023 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 4 minutes ago, King Street Loon said: Blondie Was watching a gig of hers at the Glasgow Apollo from 79 on YouTube the other night. Phwoar!! Incredible wee sexpot. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 1 hour ago, maryhilldon said: Phwoar!! Incredible wee sexpot. Haha. I hope that is deliberate. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 17 minutes ago, Parklife said: Haha. I hope that is deliberate. Don't be small minded. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 23 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Don't be small minded. You just sounded like Partridge 😂 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 57 minutes ago, Parklife said: You just sounded like Partridge 😂 I thought it was a 'wee' jibe 😄 Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Having a beer with @Parklife in Lima. A really nice guy. Enjoy the last of your sabbatical (not holiday) min. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 6 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said: Having a beer with @Parklife in Lima. A really nice guy. Enjoy the last of your sabbatical (not holiday) min. Sheepy, 34 for an Irish coffee sounds a bit steep. What is that in Sterling? Parkie refuses to divulge. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Sheepy, 34 for an Irish coffee sounds a bit steep. What is that in Sterling? Parkie refuses to divulge. Can’t you do 34 sol into gdp? Fucking hell. 7.22p Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 12 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said: Having a beer with @Parklife in Lima. A really nice guy. Enjoy the last of your sabbatical (not holiday) min. It's ok, did the work myself. 21p to a Sol. Roughly the same prices as here then. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: It's ok, did the work myself. 21p to a Sol. Roughly the same prices as here then. You watching the boxing, MHD? Decent fight on now. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Just now, Parklife said: You watching the boxing, MHD? Decent fight on now. Not watching. What channel, Sky? Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Just now, maryhilldon said: Not watching. What channel, Sky? Dunno. On Dazn ppv On my iptv. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 3 minutes ago, Parklife said: Dunno. On Dazn ppv On my iptv. 5 minutes ago, Parklife said: Dunno. On Dazn ppv On my iptv. Alvarez? Didn't realise he was fighting tonight. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Just now, maryhilldon said: Alvarez? Didn't realise he was fighting tonight. He's not on yet. On next. Always fights on cinco de mayo weekend. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 1 minute ago, Parklife said: He's not on yet. On next. Always fights on cinco de mayo weekend. Got the Barrios fight on now. Is that the same card? Link to comment
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