What you doing today?

[Dad]

1 minute ago, Ramandu said:

What had been brought to their attention Grays?

Never forget that the HR department is there to protect the company from you, not the other way round.

That he's a cunt 

[CCB III]

7 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

What had been brought to their attention Grays?

Never forget that the HR department is there to protect the company from you, not the other way round.

I pointed this out to the HR at my work, and they proper aghast 😂

 

Nice enough folk, but only there to what's legally required. If they can toss you aside, they will.

[Fridge]

They are fucking jobsworth pricks, just interfere in shit that there is no need for them.

To be fair though if it was “it has been brought to our attention that you’ve groping lassies arses in the office” they might have a point on this one.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

They are fucking jobsworth pricks, just interfere in shit that there is no need for them.

To be fair though if it was “it has been brought to our attention that you’ve groping lads arses in the office” they might have a point on this one.

Fixed.

[maryhilldon]

It was brought to their attention he's a Hibs fan.  Instant dismissal.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

2 hours ago, CCB III said:

Fit was the job, Grayz?

Teaching for a school, online. 

They're bringing in new policies.  Trying to have more control and influence over what happens in the classes.   Even wanting us to record the classes and send them on for 'feedback' and 'transparency' and,  a lot of management speak, you know I hate that.    Poke it mate.  

He fears my methods cos he doesn't understand my methods.  

Got enough of my own work without having the sword of Damocles hanging over me. 

2 hours ago, Dad said:

Ah no 

What next son - DWT?

or a lottery win.   😋

 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

1 hour ago, Ramandu said:

What had been brought to their attention Grays?

Never forget that the HR department is there to protect the company from you, not the other way round.

Turning in late reports.  

Apparently they are meant to be done on the same day. 

I was sending them all in at the end of the month. 

All very reasonable TBF. 

 

I'm performing as I want me to perform. 

[Ramandu]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Turning in late reports.  

Apparently they are meant to be done on the same day. 

I was sending them all in at the end of the month. 

All very reasonable TBF. 

 

I'm performing as I want me to perform. 

Ah no. Well if there's plenty of work out there, I hope it was satisfying telling them where to go.

I've heard of the watching teachers teach thing - fine if you trust their judgement, but not if they want to standardise everything and tell you exactly how to do things.

[Misers Hill]

Granddaughter's🎂💕today...ill set a relative on 🔥 b4 the end of proceedings ....🎳

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 hours ago, CCB III said:

I pointed this out to the HR at my work, and they proper aghast 😂

 

Nice enough folk, but only there to what's legally required. If they can toss you aside, they will.

You're maturing, CCB min. Welcome to real life.👍

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

57 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

Granddaughter's🎂💕today...ill set a relative on 🔥 b4 the end of proceedings ....🎳

A can of Lynx Africa and a disposable lighter should do the trick, Misers min, based on my own past experience.👍

[BrianFaePerth]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Imagining her excited little face as she unwraps a six pack of ZUBR. 

Only to see the cans are empty 

[Poodler]

7 hours ago, CCB III said:

I pointed this out to the HR at my work, and they proper aghast 😂

 

Nice enough folk, but only there to what's legally required. If they can toss you aside, they will.

Had a run in with HR in my last job. My boss came with me and stuck it to em, I hardly had to say a word. Basically a couple of chilled out entertainers going up against the machine and came out with the victory (didn’t get sacked) 
 

 

 

[Misers Hill]

4 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

A can of Lynx Africa and a disposable lighter should do the trick, Misers min, based on my own past experience.👍

@BrianFaePerth🦭

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Had a run in with HR in my last job. My boss came with me and stuck it to em, I hardly had to say a word. Basically a couple of chilled out entertainers going up against the machine and came out with the victory (didn’t get sacked) 
 

 

 

Cos the regime don't like it maaaan. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Had a run in with HR in my last job. My boss came with me and stuck it to em, I hardly had to say a word. Basically a couple of chilled out entertainers going up against the machine and came out with the victory (didn’t get sacked) 
 

 

 

^^Lucky corpses can’t speak.

[dazzy_deff]

4 yearly dook the day at survivex. Still as big a nonsense as ever. Somebody had nicked their smoke machine so we did the "fire escape" with nae smoke. 

[sigh]

14 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

4 yearly dook the day at survivex. Still as big a nonsense as ever. Somebody had nicked their smoke machine so we did the "fire escape" with nae smoke. 

No smoke without fire so why bother escaping?

[King Street Loon]

1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said:

4 yearly dook the day at survivex. Still as big a nonsense as ever. Somebody had nicked their smoke machine so we did the "fire escape" with nae smoke. 

Do the shuffle. What a load of shite.

[Roberto]

7 hours ago, King Street Loon said:

Do the shuffle. What a load of shite.

Truffle shuffle.

Bunch of offshore bumders.

[Zeus]

Boy didn't manage the breather when I was on it last year. Peer bugger was getting visibly distressed by it.

 

Light Lifting (nae shirt)

Keywork 

Watch a view from the terrace.

[Parklife]

Gym - ✅

Work 

Food shop 

Dinner 

Watch Hamilton beat Hearts 

Bed 

[Roberto]

Hardly slept.

Shower

Get dressed

Drive to pals. Pal drives to Blackpool.

Check in to apartment (yes Sooper and Bri hes male and we will bum).

Couple pints.

More bumming.

[For Fecks Sake]

Supposed to be walking round Loch Muick later today but waiting on a mate to confirm as he's got a bit of a domestic going on.

[Parklife]

Just now, For Fecks Sake said:

Supposed to be walking round Loch Muick later today but waiting on a mate to confirm as he's got a bit of a domestic going on.

A walk with your mate. Sounds quite gay. 

[Dad]

Probably what the domestic is about

[Parklife]

9 minutes ago, Dad said:

Probably what the domestic is about

"I know you're only going a walk with that burnt-handed cunt so that he'll suck you off in the woods!" 

[For Fecks Sake]

10 minutes ago, Parklife said:

A walk with your mate. Sounds quite gay. 

[For Fecks Sake]

11 minutes ago, Dad said:

Probably what the domestic is about

Nah, like most women, his misses is a psycho.

[Dad]

Ah no