What you doing today?

[BrianFaePerth]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

dnd dice simulator

Shocking lack of diversity. Reported for racism.

[Fridge]

Funny as fuck just came into the bar, lassie ordered a roast with no skirlie cauliflower on the side and mashed potatoes, not roast Potatoes.

Waitress goes to the boyfriend and he just says cheeseburger, nae fucking about. Probably hungover to fuck. Respect if it’s someone in here.

[maryhilldon]

6 hours ago, Edwin Starr said:

How do you know that .

😁

You've mentioned having yellow window frames before. Stuck in my head because it seemed like quite a bizarre colour choice.

[Roberto]

28 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Funny as fuck just came into the bar, lassie ordered a roast with no skirlie cauliflower on the side and mashed potatoes, not roast Potatoes.

Waitress goes to the boyfriend and he just says cheeseburger, nae fucking about. Probably hungover to fuck. Respect if it’s someone in here.

Weird name for someone going to the bar.

[Bluto10]

38 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Funny as fuck just came into the bar, lassie ordered a roast with no skirlie cauliflower on the side and mashed potatoes, not roast Potatoes.

Waitress goes to the boyfriend and he just says cheeseburger, nae fucking about. Probably hungover to fuck. Respect if it’s someone in here.

which bar fridger?

[Fridge]

15 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

which bar fridger?

I’m nae saying that incase it is actually someone sitting behind me

[Bluto10]

Haha

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Funny as fuck just came into the bar, lassie ordered a roast with no skirlie cauliflower on the side and mashed potatoes, not roast Potatoes.

Waitress goes to the boyfriend and he just says cheeseburger, nae fucking about. Probably hungover to fuck. Respect if it’s someone in here.

Hilarious indeed. 

[Fridge]

Just now, The Boofon said:

Hilarious indeed. 

Nae as funny as your haircut right enough 

[Edwin Starr]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Loch Lomond,Buc. Cycle path between Balloch and Tarbert. Quite a few folk camping last night. Great smell of wood fires in the cold air.

You've picked a stunning place to cycle mate.

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

You've mentioned having yellow window frames before. Stuck in my head because it seemed like quite a bizarre colour choice.

Certainly different not sure about bizarre though.

We all have fav colours mine is sky blue.

[Edwin Starr]

5 hours ago, alscotoz said:

Tested on animals?

Ah good question I never thought in that .

Thanks for bringing that to my attention .

Will try and check that out .

[Edwin Starr]

3 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Certainly different not sure about bizarre though.

We all have fav colours mine is sky blue.

Not sure why I'm getting that purple things for normal replies .

Someone's at it.

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

A young Buc to the bottom left with his faithful wee Scottie dog .

Beachendbootboy parked up on the prom in his camper van enjoying an ice cream and a wank.

That's an interesting observation Sooper.

[Roberto]

Bairns birthday today. 9 years old. Scary.

Excellent chilled morning/afternoon.

I'll have a beer later possibly.

[Edwin Starr]

2 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Bairns birthday today. 9 years old. Scary.

Excellent chilled morning/afternoon.

I'll have a beer later possibly.

Happy birthday to your young one.🎂

[maryhilldon]

20 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Not sure why I'm getting that purple things for normal replies .

Someone's at it.

Some folk have nothing better to do Buc.  Sad bastards.

[Fridge]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Totally. Looking forward to the summer.I’m getting a paddle board next coupe of weeks 

Get yourself a jet ski.

Mind someone on here reckoned they could jet ski from England to France. Maybe tried and is now deid. Fair play if he actually did have a go (and failed)

[The Boofon]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Was it not going across to Norway from Scotland? See anytime Ive been on a jet ski I’ve never actually enjoyed it. Get battered about like fuck and constant spray in your face.

 

Same as Stinky Brian’s wife. 

[Fridge]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Was it not going across to Norway from Scotland? See anytime Ive been on a jet ski I’ve never actually enjoyed it. Get battered about like fuck and constant spray in your face.

 

Could have been, can’t remember.

If else on here fancies having a go I’ll easy sponsor them providing there is live footage 

[Edwin Starr]

51 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Some folk have nothing better to do Buc.  Sad bastards.

See you've got one.

If folk dish them oot they should come clean sad basas.

[Edwin Starr]

24 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Was it not going across to Norway from Scotland? See anytime Ive been on a jet ski I’ve never actually enjoyed it. Get battered about like fuck and constant spray in your face.

 

Good memory.

[Edwin Starr]

38 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Totally. Looking forward to the summer.I’m getting a paddle board next coupe of weeks 

Thought about getting a canoe and paddling doon the river Don near me.

[maryhilldon]

34 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

See you've got one.

If folk dish them oot they should come clean sad basas.

Nearly all my posts get one, no matter how innocuous it was. Some folk just play the man rather than the ball. 

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Have you ever seen Aberdeen beach looking like that,Buc? 
 

Sunny I mean. 

Of course Aberdeen beach is the best in britain with its golden sands pittodrie in the near distance and historic Fittie..

You can't get better than that.

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

Nearly all my posts get one, no matter how innocuous it was. Some folk just play the man rather than the ball. 

See you got another one I think that's real bad.

[Bluto10]

aye it’s an amazing beach

[Edwin Starr]

Just now, Bluto10 said:

aye it’s an amazing beach

It is indeed Bluto 

[sigh]

Watched oldest boys team win a cup, and on the next pitch, at the same time, watched the youngest boy team win their game and he got man of the match award - cracking afternoon - then home for steak pie and plenty of wine for me 

[Redforever86]

8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Totally. Looking forward to the summer.I’m getting a paddle board next coupe of weeks 

Get a pack raft, fuck standing up all the time.