What you doing today?

[dave_min]

1 hour ago, Bluto10 said:

🏳️‍🌈🌈

Think you went to the wrong spa there buddy

[BrianFaePerth]

A rotting penis.

 

If Mobby gets banned for it, so should hanz

[Fridge]

Ha just flicked on the tv, for just £2950 pounds you can get your ashes scattered in Space. For the love of fuck who is investing in that.

[BrianFaePerth]

10 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Ha just flicked on the tv, for just £2950 pounds you can get your ashes scattered in Space. For the love of fuck who is investing in that.

How would you know if they didn’t just dump granny in the bin?

[Roberto]

1 hour ago, a don in oz said:

Maybe it wasn't me you found. 🤐 

 

Now now. No backpackers have gone missing in ... wait. Falconio, he was pre 2000 wasn't he? 

Ah. No. Google tells me it was 2001. Ok well I in Oz then but I see he went missing in the NT and I've never been there (except stopover in Darwin airport) so you can rest easy. 👍

I couldn't tell you your name, but it was defo you.

There was references from memory to here.

Absolute accident years ago I stumbled upon it. Now I'm banned from Twitter cause I'm a cunt.

[BrianFaePerth]

Yet you’re still allowed to post here.

[dazzy_deff]

The man just following me around like a lovesick puppy. CRINGE.

[BrianFaePerth]

Cheesers has had a boofonesque decline over the past few years. 

[Poodler]

 

few laps round the shark net (inside) 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

There’s been no backpackers going missing in QLD that eh can recall of late. Some may say that was because the borders were closed but eh reckon it’s coz the hat sleuths were on to something.

 

Welcome back x

The last story I heard about backpackers in Queensland was when a British lad got tagged by an eastern brown snake a few months ago on Fraser Island.

A very lucky lad he received a dry bite considering he was walking barefoot when bitten.

[Bluto10]

21 hours ago, Parklife said:

I'm not building some piece of shit thing that's freezing for 8 months a year and can only be used in summer. A proper year round building costs  

I'd rather pay someone than do it myself. DIY is a fucking horrific way to spend free time IMO. 

buy yourself a growlerwerks ukeg and save yourself £9750+ parky min

[Parklife]

51 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

buy yourself a growlerwerks ukeg and save yourself £9750+ parky min

Just had a quick look. Look quite a novel idea. You got one? You just pour cans in to it? 

[Bluto10]

14 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Just had a quick look. Look quite a novel idea. You got one? You just pour cans in to it? 

no. saw one in a shop window today so had to google.

think its intended for draft beer. but maybe would work for cans too?

* thought they looked decent for picnics etc. but expensive by looks of it

 

(* cwm ttm cwm)

[Studebaker-90]

7 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

A rotting penis.

 

If Mobby gets banned for it, so should hanz

Something that smells better than your breath? 

[Parklife]

13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Bit if a step down from a home pub to a flask. 

Not really. Best thing is I realised there's ways to spend money that are much better than a home bar before I built it. 

[Fridge]

9 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Not really. Best thing is I realised there's ways to spend money that are much better than a home bar before I built it. 

No there wasn’t the hat was waiting for it. You fucked it Parko.

 

 

 

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, Fridge said:

No there wasn’t the hat was waiting for it. You fucked it Parko.

I don't think a single person gave a fuck about it, fridge. 

[Ke1t]

Took on a bit of a hike today, round some frozen forest lakes this morning.

Was like a Disney movie, all big blue skies and forest animals cavorting in the trees.

Never seen an animal cavort in real life, but cavorting these were.

Now I'm painting interior doors.

You never know what to expect next.

#Thrillseeker

 

 

[Fridge]

46 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I don't think a single person gave a fuck about it, fridge. 

I was waiting for an invite to the opening

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I was waiting for an invite to the opening

You've never invited me to your boozer. 

[Fridge]

Just now, Parklife said:

You've never invited me to your boozer. 

Because your black 

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Because your black 

My black what? 

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

My black what? 

Your avatar, I assume you got my joke.
 

 

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’ve never seen a Chinaman order a pint. 

Only seems to be white folk that go for a pint. Fuck knows what all the other different coloured folk do in their spare time.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Only seems to be white folk that go for a pint. Fuck knows what all the other different coloured folk do in their spare time.

Shag their women, under duress, and get them pregnant?

[Poodler]

Straight to the juker for David Bowie - China girl 

[maryhilldon]

15 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh was out on the town last weekend when five 60 year old hamiltons walked into the pub. There was a general “wtf” from most patrons as they grabbed a table. 

Pints were ordered and when the sixth hamilton arrived clearly late, they all gave him abuse and handed him his pint.

Clearly they’ve taken to this country.

 

Wish they’d leave though.

Thanks for sharing Brizo,  that was a fascinating anecdote.

[BrianFaePerth]

13 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Thanks for sharing Brizo,  that was a fascinating anecdote.

Yeah bet it’s not something you’ve seen in the Clansman

[maryhilldon]

10 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Yeah bet it’s not something you’ve seen in the Clansman

Boaby wouldn't have served them.

[Misers Hill]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

Thanks for sharing Brizo,  that was a fascinating anecdote.

Probably lived there longer than him🇦🇺...hire them as 🎱 boys for her indoors Brizo pal..?

🐣 Easter present 🎁 

And extra sunloungers 👙🎳