What you doing today?

[Poodler]

13 hours ago, Howard Marks said:

That's a shame. I don't look too dissimilar to my profile picture*

 

*must.not.break.character.

Do you play darts in there? 🧐

[cheesepipes]

10 hours ago, RAZOR said:

Conveniently missed out SCLUB7.

Tina would get it right up the shit lips.

[BrianFaePerth]

@manboobs109if Tina bent over and begged for 20 rapid up the wrong un, would you oblige?

[cheesepipes]

30 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

@manboobs109if Tina bent over and begged for 20 rapid up the wrong un, would you oblige?

The blonde one(female) in the corner to lick off any whoopsies.

[manboobs109]

40 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

@manboobs109if Tina bent over and begged for 20 rapid up the wrong un, would you oblige?

I have no idea who Tina is but if she's related to you in anyway its a firm no thank you.

[Howard Marks]

16 hours ago, Arabian Knight said:

ye invitd cunts tae meet ye cos yer desprit.. goat shunned..noo yer siyin ye didna want tae meet onycunt onywiy..soor grapes 😂 nae cunt wis sit in a boozer wi ye cos yev fuck aw aboot ye..cunt yer like quentin crisp

Good morning mate. How are you? 

Your post made me chuckle.

[Howard Marks]

8 hours ago, Poodler said:

Do you play darts in there? 🧐

On occasion.

[BrianFaePerth]

16 hours ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

Just stumbled onto Saturday night Ant and Dec and god I wish I hadn't.  

The likes of genuine greats such as Spandau Ballet and Kaiser Chiefs reduced to singing TV karaoke for the nations masses of braindead plebeians. 

Society is without doubt in it's end game.

Watching it tonight. Fuckin spoiled now. Prick 

[DeltaRay1903]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Watching it tonight. Fuckin spoiler.

Not my fault that Australia is behind the times. 

[The Boofon]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Watching it tonight. Fuckin spoiler.

UK TV. LOL

 

What a useless prick you are Brian.

[DeltaRay1903]

13 hours ago, RAZOR said:

Conveniently missed out SCLUB7.

One of the birds in that band looks rough as fuck but in a good way. A kind of poor man's Van Outen.

Anyway as long as she has a fanny and not a cock it's all good. 

[BrianFaePerth]

24 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

Not my fault that Australia is behind the times. 

 

23 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

UK TV. LOL

 

What a useless prick you are Brian.

2 minutes
2 losers

2 easy

[The Boofon]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

 

2 minutes
2 losers

2 easy

Yeah that's it.

[DeltaRay1903]

12 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

 

2 minutes
2 losers

2 easy

You're clearly living the dream Brian. Living the dream. 

[BrianFaePerth]

And again

Going for a 3rd time lads?

[madjockmcferson]

i carried 1700 lbs of flooring up ap some stairs, unboxed it, and sorted it. felt good

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, madjockmcferson said:

i carried 1700 lbs of flooring up ap some stairs, unboxed it, and sorted it. felt good

That’s uplifting. 

[sigh]

Went to the driving range today, feck me, there’s a lot of special people there - place was full, golf, lol

[maryhilldon]

6 minutes ago, sigh said:

Went to the driving range today, feck me, there’s a lot of special people there 

You've went to the House Of Mirrors instead by mistake.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Flight cancelled to Munich, so having a libation in the Sheraton in AMS across from Schiphol.

[Redforever86]

15 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Flight cancelled to Munich, so having a libation in the Sheraton in AMS across from Schiphol.

Just sent a message to the bar.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

Just sent a message to the bar.

Good lad. Are you in with the well-to-do folk over here just like back home min?

Dinna tell them though Interpol are efter me.

[elephantstone78]

On 4/14/2024 at 7:20 PM, madjockmcferson said:

i carried 1700 lbs of flooring up ap some stairs, unboxed it, and sorted it. felt good

In one go?

[madjockmcferson]

2 hours ago, elephantstone78 said:

In one go?

feels like it today

[sheepcrooky]

Beating my 10km walking record time around Aberdeen City Centre. I’m pretty chuffed with that for an old codger. *double checks spellcheck hasn’t changed the letter “l” in walking.

[RedArmyFakshun]

me and daisy donovan have a thing going on

we both know its wrong

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, sheepcrooky said:

Beating my 10km walking record time around Aberdeen City Centre. I’m pretty chuffed with that for an old codger. *double checks spellcheck hasn’t changed the letter “l” in walking.

Surely you could have found a route that looked like a cock and balls

[maryhilldon]

51 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Surely you could have found a route that looked like a cock and balls

Disappointed you can't look at a cock and balls?

[sheepcrooky]

10 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Surely you could have found a route that looked like a cock and balls

Send me a photo of your face Bri, that’ll probably give me a decent guide for next time 🙂

[Red Clive 1995]

On 4/4/2024 at 2:51 PM, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Cheers, Poodler min. 👍

My brother was in tow with me earlier this afternoon saying he has been refunded for his goods paid into his PayPal account but is awaiting for it to clear into his bank account.

Upon the clearance taking place, I am sorely tempted to report the rogue outfit(s) he dealt with to Fraud Action.

Just in case your good self or any other poster visit the companies' websites inadvertently whilst browsing the internet to purchase a new mobile phone; one is called Back Market, a retailer in its own right but who also acts as an agent for 4Gadgets (the other company), a retail and distribution company who are not allowed to trade at present as they are the company currently registered as dormant with Companies House and HMRC. 

I bought my latest handset from back market. 
 

Will I go to jail?