maryhilldon Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 24 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Voting for the first time ever. No choice as it’s compulsory. just looked at the candidates, holy fuck. Spoilt ballot incoming. Is there an Aussie version of the Monster Raving Loonies? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 1 minute ago, maryhilldon said: Is there an Aussie version of the Monster Raving Loonies? Labour would be the closest 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 6 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Labour would be the closest Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Done my early morning run. Now looking forward to going to the game . Going for a pint afterwards either the Bobbin or the St Machar . Link to comment
sigh Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Heading for a haircut this lunchtime - spring is in the air so the winter locks need shearing to get some sun about the lugs and napper Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted Wednesday at 12:32 PM Author Share Posted Wednesday at 12:32 PM Went to the Lemon Tree last night to see Matt Forde. Excellent show, his Donald Trump impressions were outstanding! Ripped into every political party including the SNP, he also does an uncanny John Swinney impression. Link to comment
Parklife Posted Wednesday at 12:50 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 12:50 PM 14 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Went to the Lemon Tree last night to see Matt Forde. Excellent show, his Donald Trump impressions were outstanding! Ripped into every political party including the SNP, he also does an uncanny John Swinney impression. Matt Forde is a total cunt. Once made the horrific choice to go to see him at the Fringe. Walked out after about 15 minutes. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted Wednesday at 01:55 PM Author Share Posted Wednesday at 01:55 PM 1 hour ago, Parklife said: Matt Forde is a total cunt. Once made the horrific choice to go to see him at the Fringe. Walked out after about 15 minutes. He might be a total cunt in real life however his show last night was funny. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted Wednesday at 01:56 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 01:56 PM 1 minute ago, For Fecks Sake said: He might be a total cunt in real life however his show last night was funny. No it wasn’t FFS, parky says so. 6 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted Wednesday at 02:16 PM Author Share Posted Wednesday at 02:16 PM 19 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: No it wasn’t FFS, parky says so. Most likely the political jokes went over his head anyway! Link to comment
Parklife Posted Wednesday at 05:53 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 05:53 PM 3 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said: He might be a total cunt in real life however his show last night was funny. He's as funny as cancer. Impressions in particular must be the absolute worst form of "comedy". Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted Wednesday at 06:03 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 06:03 PM 10 minutes ago, Parklife said: He's as funny as cancer. Impressions in particular must be the absolute worst form of "comedy". Musical comedy for me. Followed by improv. 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted Thursday at 08:40 AM Share Posted Thursday at 08:40 AM 14 hours ago, Parklife said: He's as funny as cancer. Impressions in particular must be the absolute worst form of "comedy". Isn't that sarcasm? Link to comment
Parklife Posted Thursday at 09:24 AM Share Posted Thursday at 09:24 AM 43 minutes ago, RAZOR said: Isn't that sarcasm? No, I was being absolutely serious. Link to comment
JumboJET Posted Thursday at 09:41 AM Share Posted Thursday at 09:41 AM 16 minutes ago, Parklife said: No, I was being absolutely serious. "He is serious, and don't call him Sarcasm!" Love Airplane Link to comment
RAZOR Posted Thursday at 09:59 AM Share Posted Thursday at 09:59 AM 33 minutes ago, Parklife said: No, I was being absolutely serious. I meant that sarcasm is typically referred to as 'the lowest form of wit'. Not impressions. Link to comment
Parklife Posted Thursday at 10:32 AM Share Posted Thursday at 10:32 AM 32 minutes ago, RAZOR said: I meant that sarcasm is typically referred to as 'the lowest form of wit'. Not impressions. I know, Razor. I know. 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted Thursday at 11:42 AM Author Share Posted Thursday at 11:42 AM 17 hours ago, Parklife said: He's as funny as cancer. Impressions in particular must be the absolute worst form of "comedy". Which is ironic as his opening 10 minutes was all about him telling us about him having Cancer and his journey with it (sounded horrific). Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted Friday at 11:07 AM Share Posted Friday at 11:07 AM On 3/12/2025 at 12:50 PM, Parklife said: Matt Forde is a total cunt. Once made the horrific choice to go to see him at the Fringe. Walked out after about 15 minutes. On 3/12/2025 at 5:53 PM, Parklife said: He's as funny as cancer. Impressions in particular must be the absolute worst form of "comedy". Well done in successfully revealing how much of an arsehole you are, once again, mate. 1 2 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted Friday at 04:15 PM Share Posted Friday at 04:15 PM Went into the cupboard to grab a sherry . I must've drank it all last week. Had to go Tesco get another bottle ive cracked it open hic hic hoc. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted Friday at 04:44 PM Share Posted Friday at 04:44 PM 28 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: Went into the cupboard to grab a sherry . I must've drank it all last week. Had to go Tesco get another bottle ive cracked it open hic hic hoc. May I just say - the tartan bottoms look sublime. Fine to see you 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted Friday at 04:51 PM Share Posted Friday at 04:51 PM 4 minutes ago, RAZOR said: May I just say - the tartan bottoms look sublime. Fine to see you Too busy speaking to auld Northfield neighbours from the 60s n 70s. I used to fancy both sisters but wasn't brave enough at the time to ask them out.. They had nick names of lie doon and spray . True story that. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted Friday at 05:41 PM Share Posted Friday at 05:41 PM 49 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: Too busy speaking to auld Northfield neighbours from the 60s n 70s. I used to fancy both sisters . They still look the same . Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted Friday at 05:43 PM Author Share Posted Friday at 05:43 PM 1 minute ago, Edwin Starr said: They still look the same . Time for a eye test again Buc? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted Friday at 05:45 PM Share Posted Friday at 05:45 PM 4 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: They still look the same . You still fancy riding them Buc? At the same time? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted Friday at 05:48 PM Share Posted Friday at 05:48 PM 1 minute ago, maryhilldon said: You still fancy riding them Buc? At the same time? They are still looking good for their age. But my wife is amazing wouldn't swap her for Raquel Welsh. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted Friday at 06:29 PM Share Posted Friday at 06:29 PM 39 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: They are still looking good for their age. But my wife is amazing wouldn't swap her for Raquel Welsh. TBF, RW died two years ago, not sure she would be looking too good nowadays Buc. 2 Link to comment
Parklife Posted Friday at 06:34 PM Share Posted Friday at 06:34 PM 46 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: They are still looking good for their age. But my wife is amazing wouldn't swap her for Raquel Welsh. Your wife will be thrilled to know that you find her more attractive than a dead woman. 2 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted Friday at 07:46 PM Share Posted Friday at 07:46 PM 1 hour ago, Parklife said: Your wife will be thrilled to know that you find her more attractive than a dead woman. Lol You got me there . Back in the day for me the most buetifull woman in the world . Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted Friday at 07:47 PM Share Posted Friday at 07:47 PM 1 hour ago, sheepcrooky said: TBF, RW died two years ago, not sure she would be looking too good nowadays Buc. Ah you got me too. Link to comment
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