Thread O Fechtin

[Ke1t]

Couldn't find the old thread o fechtin, assuming it was lost in The Great Purge O A While Back There. 

This is a terrific fecht... skill, passion, and clear dedication to the glorious martial art of swinging wildly and falling around. 

 

[Poodler]

That boy in the white is a mong without mong strength, how has that happened? 
 

seen a few of the fights in that ring recently, some savage ones. 
 

though not entirely sure why the ref is wearing gardening gloves 

[1903Fitba]

7 minutes ago, Poodler said:

That boy in the white is a mong without mong strength, how has that happened? 
 

seen a few of the fights in that ring recently, some savage ones. 
 

though not entirely sure why the ref is wearing gardening gloves 

I went through a phase during lockdown watching them. 
 

Some absolute belters. 

[Redforever86]

10 minutes ago, Poodler said:

though not entirely sure why the ref is wearing gardening gloves 

Just in case someone soils themselves 

[1903Fitba]

Blackie Chan fucked it

[Zeus]

Some verbal fechting 

 

 

[redone]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Mayhem had a superb right dig. Minimum backswing, total power.  Hit with one of those and it's goodnight Vienna. 

Blackie seemed to be a bit confused by Mayhem’s unusually sportsmanlike behaviour and comments. 

[redone]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

?  I thought that as well.  

Mayhem playing the old mind games to get an edge !

[Ke1t]

5 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Midget fight! Midget fight! 

Time Bandits Director's Cut?

[Zeus]

 

 

[Ke1t]

For your consideration. 

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 hours ago, Ke1t said:

For your consideration. 

 

Fuck sakes.  Even at 84 year auld and 28 stone as I am, I'd fancy my chances against that two.  Both at the same time too.

[Joe pike]

2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Fuck sakes.  Even at 84 year auld and 28 stone as I am, I'd fancy my chances against that two.  Both at the same time too.

I reckon you would take the 2 midgets as well.

[BrianFaePerth]

7 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

I reckon you would take the 2 midgets as well.

Not if one of them has his pool cue with him

[Joe pike]

45 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Not if one of them has his pool cue with him

You tube smash.

Beach End Bootboy  V The Two Midgets

[Beachend Bootboy]

12 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

You tube smash.

Beach End Bootboy  V The Two Midgets

Big crowd draw that.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Among the gay skins community.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

? 

Fud??

[chief_wiggum]

The wife nearly got into a fecht yesterday at Heathrow Terminal 5. We were in the queue for buisness class and up swans a couple of poofs, waistcoats, pink jackets , Fortnum and Mason bags. Right to the front of the queue, slightly drunk wife calls them out......were priority1 they say, so are we get to the back ........shouting and arguing ensued , one of them says the wife had a face that would sour milk ? which we id have a laugh at, anyway I calmed her down, and they got on last. Thought I was going to have to go in like Begbie swedging the cunts.

[BrianFaePerth]

55 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

The wife nearly got into a fecht yesterday at Heathrow Terminal 5. We were in the queue for buisness class and up swans a couple of poofs, waistcoats, pink jackets , Fortnum and Mason bags. Right to the front of the queue, slightly drunk wife calls them out......were priority1 they say, so are we get to the back ........shouting and arguing ensued , one of them says the wife had a face that would sour milk ? which we id have a laugh at, anyway I calmed her down, and they got on last. Thought I was going to have to go in like Begbie swedging the cunts.

Homophobes.

Hope the feds huckle you both for hate crimes 

[cheesepipes]

58 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

The wife nearly got into a fecht yesterday at Heathrow Terminal 5. We were in the queue for buisness class and up swans a couple of poofs, waistcoats, pink jackets , Fortnum and Mason bags. Right to the front of the queue, slightly drunk wife calls them out......were priority1 they say, so are we get to the back ........shouting and arguing ensued , one of them says the wife had a face that would sour milk ? which we id have a laugh at, anyway I calmed her down, and they got on last. Thought I was going to have to go in like Begbie swedging the cunts.

Bentshots are getting too fucking confident.

The personal attack on your wife should have been your signal to unleash homophobic hell.

 

[manboobs109]

"I'll fuckin sour your milk ya cunt" would've left them confused and threatened.

[cheesepipes]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

"I'll fuckin sour your milk ya cunt" would've left them confused and threatened.

Women and children screaming, the taker gay hiding behind the giver gay sobbing.

Faking punches and come on ening to anyone who steps into your Colosseum before eventually we're put down by a tazer to the forehead. Urinate yourself in front of the kids and off to jail we pop.

And that's Torremolinoes fucked for another year.

[Zeus]

 

 

[For Fecks Sake]

Good fight right up to the point that he started punching the guy on the deck.

[shut up meg]

Quite funny that the old wifie knocked him down with her handbag 

[Guest milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Those screaming arseholes

AK has those in latex 

[Poodler]

4 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

 

Amazing 

[Simply Red]

Spice heads surely

[For Fecks Sake]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Heat of the moment - cunt thought he was invincible (looked like he’s had a few shandies too lol) 

The ripping his tap off kinda confirmed that right enough.