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7 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

Big H?

 

that’s a great line, justice was served.

Up there with 

[Edwin Starr]

55 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

You ever had a fight Eduardo?

Aye 

but I decided I was too old for punch 👊ups at 20.

 

peace to all 🙏.

Loving is really my game.

 

 

[Fridge]

34 minutes ago, Dad said:

He laugh at you?

If I did he would have probably laughed and said do you want me to kick fuck out of this guy Dad. He’ll need to be quick before jail time right enough if what I am hearing is correct.

[Dad]

40 minutes ago, Fridge said:

If I did he would have probably laughed and said do you want me to kick fuck out of this guy Dad. He’ll need to be quick before jail time right enough if what I am hearing is correct.

Cannae see Hutch wanting to boot my balls on your say so you ugly cunt - he'll likely think I'm terrific 

[Ke1t]

1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said:

Aye 

but I decided I was too old for punch 👊ups at 20.

 

peace to all 🙏.

Loving is really my game.

 

 

A sensible policy to adopt, my friend. 

If someone's bothering you there are professionals available who will take care of your problems without you having to descend to the level of guttersnipe. 

Only fechting I do is a bit of sparring with the loon, which gives me the opportunity to punch the not-so-wee cunt square in the chops for all his 'You're an old cunt, dad.' type verbal, under the guise of 'keep your guard up, now'. 

 

[DD1903]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

I've absolutely no idea what you're on about. You'll need to elaborate. 

I think he means people from Falkirk. I think 

[Bournemouth Gee]

2 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

I think he means people from Falkirk. I think 

I actually think he's a bit simple 

[Ke1t]

What are people from Falkirk called? 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Ke1t said:

What are people from Falkirk called? 

Wankers.

[Bluto10]

lucky escape don, I reckon hedve battered you

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Bluto10 said:

lucky escape don, I reckon hedve battered you

I'm no fighter Bluts but I'd have battered him. His boyfriend could've probably chinned me though.

[Dad]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

They got a doing the rest is history and I was only joking I didn’t actually phone Hutch.

 

And you're only joking about them getting a doing you lying fuck

Tell it straight - what the fuck happened?

[Fridge]

18 minutes ago, Dad said:

And you're only joking about them getting a doing you lying fuck

Tell it straight - what the fuck happened?

Right I completely made it up.

I’m hardly going to incriminate myself. I think they fell over in an act of force maujeure.

 

[Dad]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Right I completely made it up.

I’m hardly going to incriminate myself. I think they fell over in an act of force maujeure.

 

So - you beat them up. Fuck sake fridge, they're 8 or whatever

[Edwin Starr]

48 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

A sensible policy to adopt, my friend. 

If someone's bothering you there are professionals available who will take care of your problems without you having to descend to the level of guttersnipe. 

Only fechting I do is a bit of sparring with the loon, which gives me the opportunity to punch the not-so-wee cunt square in the chops for all his 'You're an old cunt, dad.' type verbal, under the guise of 'keep your guard up, now'. 

 

Well said .

Not sure about sparring we your loon though giving him the straight left ouch..😳.

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Well said .

Not sure about sparring we your loon though giving him the straight left ouch..😳.

 

Pikey.

[Edwin Starr]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Pikey.

I am now you have the real deal I have a pretendy Motorhome.

Perfect for us though the Swift Basecamp 2 has everything we need .

Your motorhome must do 15 miles to the gallon. 

[Ke1t]

6 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Well said .

Not sure about sparring we your loon though giving him the straight left ouch..😳.

 

He's been at the martial arts since he was 5, and now he's into the whole MMA thing... the hidings those laddies dish out to each other. Truth be told if he wanted he could put my lights out without breaking a sweat.

I'll be fucked if I'm ready to admit that to him, though. The odd glove to the eyeball keeps him in check. 

 

 

[Fridge]

19 minutes ago, Dad said:

So - you beat them up. Fuck sake fridge, they're 8 or whatever

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[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

I am now you have the real deal I have a pretendy Motorhome.

Perfect for us though the Swift Basecamp 2 has everything we need .

Your motorhome must do 15 miles to the gallon. 

Probably nearer 30 tbh.

You'll love it.

[Ke1t]

2 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

I am now you have the real deal I have a pretendy Motorhome.

Perfect for us though the Swift Basecamp 2 has everything we need .

Your motorhome must do 15 miles to the gallon. 

That thing looks like a cross between a space shuttle and a tardis. 

Looks tiny on the outside, but plenty room inside. 

Magic. 

 

[Bluto10]

4 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

He's been at the martial arts since he was 5, and now he's into the whole MMA thing... the hidings those laddies dish out to each other. Truth be told if he wanted he could put my lights out without breaking a sweat.

I'll be fucked if I'm ready to admit that to him, though. The odd glove to the eyeball keeps him in check. 

 

 

 

can he do the crane kelt?

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

What are people from Falkirk called? 

Bairns. 

@Dad is never away from the place. 

[Edwin Starr]

2 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

That thing looks like a cross between a space shuttle and a tardis. 

Looks tiny on the outside, but plenty room inside. 

Magic. 

 

Thanks Kelt.for the compliment much appreciated.

Wow have to say  you do super fast posting 🍻

[Ke1t]

2 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

 

can he do the crane kelt?

No, but he does a fantastic Drunk Monkey. 

[Ke1t]

7 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Thanks Kelt.for the compliment much appreciated.

Wow have to say  you do super fast posting 🍻

I'm doing fuck all else today. 

Actually, I'm supposed to be cleaning out the garage because the loon wants room to put a ghetto sled in there to tinker around with. 

Instead I'm sitting on my arse and not doing any of that. 

Cheers 

[Dad]

21 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Bairns. 

@Dad is never away from the place. 

Saw a 0-5 to the Dons complete with Vernon hat-trick at yon tinpot shithole stadium once - that's it 🤚

[Edwin Starr]

5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Bloody well done I say.  Delighted for yeh min.

Thank you BBB.👍

[DD1903]

1 hour ago, Bournemouth Gee said:

I actually think he's a bit simple 

Without a doubt

[DD1903]

Ed, stop giving away your identity! @Bebo