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[Fridge]

I can actually remember when it was, the day of the Scotland v Morocco game, looked up the date so I was 19.

[Parklife]

11 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Never been in a scrap Parko? 

Sheltered life innit.

Not as an adult. Mainly because I'm not a stupid person. 

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Not as an adult. Mainly because I'm not a stupid person. 

I don't believe you've not had a smack in the chops Parko.

[Redforever86]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

I don't believe you've not had a smack in the chops Parko.

White collar boxing while raising money and awareness for impoverished immigrant children. 

[maryhilldon]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Not as an adult. Mainly because I'm not a stupid person. 

What if the other person is a stupid person and decides to go for you?

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

What if the other person is a stupid person and decides to go for you?

Tell them to pick on someone their own size mate, bullies are always cowards inside. 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I don't believe you've not had a smack in the chops Parko.

As I've told you many times, what you "believe" often has no reflection on the actual reality. An ill-informed opinion is not a substitute for hard facts. 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

What if the other person is a stupid person and decides to go for you?

That'd be unfortunate. However it's important to learn how to control such situations. Not always possible, granted, though I've always done so effectively. 

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

That'd be unfortunate. However it's important to learn how to control such situations. Not always possible, granted, though I've always done so effectively. 

You a fast runner?

[manboobs109]

13 minutes ago, Parklife said:

As I've told you many times, what you "believe" often has no reflection on the actual reality. An ill-informed opinion is not a substitute for hard facts. 

Fucking hell Mr Serious.

[Parklife]

10 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You a fast runner?

When a situation cannot be defused and you are outmatched, there's no shame in removing yourself. 

We've got a brain to think and a heart for courage. You can't think with your heart. 

4 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Fucking hell Mr Serious.

Au contraire, my dundonian compadre. 

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

We've got a brain to think and a heart for courage. You can't think with your heart. 

For fuck sake Parko, that’s like a line out of some shite film.

I do agree though there’s nae point in fighting unless it’s required. 

[Parklife]

Just now, Fridge said:

For fuck sake Parko, that’s like a line out of some shite film.

I do agree though there’s nae point in fighting unless it’s required. 

I might take up script writing (if MAD ever succeeds in his ambition of getting me sacked.) 

[Parklife]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Wizard of Oz isn’t it? 

Some murderer in Louis Theroux -Miami Mega Jail, if you must know. 

[Fridge]

There was some dick I used to work with that used to put philosophical shite at the bottom of his email signature like everyday is a new beginning, life is for living, be yourself.

It inevitably ended up in folk ripping the piss with just complete garbage on theirs like a horse is a cow but only once and he used to get confused and ask what it meant.

[Edwin Starr]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Grown men fighting in the street. 

LOL. 

Absolute losers.

Agree. Embarrassing stuff from grown men who should know better.

[Don Fonte]

18 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Agree. Embarrassing stuff from grown men who should know better.

You ever had a fight Eduardo?

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

For fuck sake Parko, that’s like a line out of some shite film.

I do agree though there’s nae point in fighting unless it’s required. 

What if it's in a car park or someone says 'come on' to you?

[Dad]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

For fuck sake Parko, that’s like a line out of some shite film.

I do agree though there’s nae point in fighting unless it’s required. 

What happened at the Spar then? They smack you when your back was turned or summat?

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

What happened at the Spar then? They smack you when your back was turned or summat?

I have told this story umpteen times  I was in Spar bunch of pricks were giving the young lassie behind the counter abuse (as in shouting and swearing at her) for refusing to serve them drink as they were pished so I told them to leave her alone. So when I left they jumped me from behind. However the error they made was that that the lassie knew who they were so justice was served.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

I have told this story umpteen times  I was in Spar and 2 children were giving the young lassie behind the counter abuse (as in shouting and swearing at her) for refusing to serve them drink as they were 13 years old so I told them to leave her alone. So when I left they jumped me from behind. However the error they made was that that the lassie knew who they were so justice was served.

Fixed that for you Fridgeo son. You're welcome.

[Dad]

4 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I have told this story umpteen times  I was in Spar bunch of pricks were giving the young lassie behind the counter abuse (as in shouting and swearing at her) for refusing to serve them drink as they were pished so I told them to leave her alone. So when I left they jumped me from behind. However the error they made was that that the lassie knew who they were so justice was served.

Oh ho 

Tell us more about this, this 'justice'... Stole their Nintendo Switches or summat?

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

Oh ho 

Tell us more about this, this 'justice'... Stole their Nintendo Switches or summat?

Phoned Hutch

[Roger Ramjet 62]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

When a situation cannot be defused and you are outmatched, there's no shame in removing yourself. 

We've got a brain to think and a heart for courage. You can't think with your heart. 

Au contraire, my dundonian compadre. 

We all know that your lot are good runners but can you swim?

That's the burning question. They all want to know but they're too afraid to ask. 

 

[Dad]

Stay home Jonny you wee bastard 😠

[Dad]

9 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Phoned Hutch

He laugh at you?

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

We all know that your lot are good runners but can you swim?

That's the burning question. They all want to know but they're too afraid to ask. 

 

I've absolutely no idea what you're on about. You'll need to elaborate. 

[Bluto10]

33 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I have told this story umpteen times  I was in Spar bunch of pricks were giving the young lassie behind the counter abuse (as in shouting and swearing at her) for refusing to serve them drink as they were pished so I told them to leave her alone. So when I left they jumped me from behind. However the error they made was that that the lassie knew who they were so justice was served.

Big H?

 

that’s a great line, justice was served.

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

Big H?

 

that’s a great line, justice was served.

Aye ok Judge Dredd.

[Fridge]

They got a doing the rest is history and I was only joking I didn’t actually phone Hutch.