Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 Can your biological father also be your stepfather?? A random thought I had whilst watching Lingo on Grampian inoo when one of the contestants was asked by the host about her stepfather. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 43 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Can your biological father also be your stepfather?? A random thought I had whilst watching Lingo on Grampian inoo when one of the contestants was asked by the host about her stepfather. @Henry 4 Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 Where did God exist before he created it? Link to comment
redone Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 6 minutes ago, Jigsaw666 said: Where did God exist before he created it? Same place as always......in some folks’ imagination Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark? 1 Link to comment
Guest Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 Can anyone remember the womb? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 If a bear dies in the woods, does it get recorded as a covid death. 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 13 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Can anyone remember the womb? Mind yir ma’s? Link to comment
Guest Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Mind yir ma’s? Mind your ma is? I don't get it Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I don't get it Your ma did 1 Link to comment
Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 16 hours ago, Simply Red said: Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark? @BrianFaePerth Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Will Aberdeen ever be able to find a combination of attacking football and having a solid defence ever again Link to comment
Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 If you are gender-reassigned, are you classified as a newly-born person, and the person you were born and identified as be registered officially as deceased? For example, if you were born as a male called Colin Bone at birth but through gender reassignment identify yourself as a female called Colleen Bone, would Colin be registered as being dead with the local registrars?? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 I think that’s right MAD. There’s a ceremonial burning of belongings but I don’t think Colin would have to physically get inside the coffin. I heard about someone who used to live along the road and the family landed a small fortune in life insurance AND gained a sister/aunt. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 All this trans shit is a dole scam. Claim benefits for Colin and Colleen innit. They could marry each other and get a couples pension Link to comment
Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 19 minutes ago, milne_afc said: I think that’s right MAD. There’s a ceremonial burning of belongings but I don’t think Colin would have to physically get inside the coffin. I heard about someone who used to live along the road and the family landed a small fortune in life insurance AND gained a sister/aunt. "Ceremonial burning of belongings"?? The above makes perfect sense min. I cannot envisage any legal ramifications as to why they cannot gain from the person's life insurance policy as that person no longer identifies as who they were at birth through gender reassignment (and who they identified as being when taking out the insurance policy), therefore who they were born as is technically dead and is registered as being so. Link to comment
Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 23 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I actually know this Colin that you speak of that transitioned into a Colleen. Lovely legs tbf. This person was a nephew (is a now niece) of Jimmy, the former St Mirren manager?. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 11 hours ago, manboobs109 said: All this trans shit is a dole scam. Claim benefits for Colin and Colleen innit. They could marry each other and get a couples pension That’s only orkney Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 On 1/3/2022 at 4:58 PM, Jigsaw666 said: Where did God exist before he created it? Similar to the God stone paradox. If God can create a stone so heavy he can't lift it, is he actually God. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 50 minutes ago, bonzodaddy73 said: Similar to the God stone paradox. If God can create a stone so heavy he can't lift it, is he actually God. Schrödingers Cat paradox is my favourite paradox. Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Roberto said: What came first, the fruit orange or colour orange Orange walks, invented in 1690 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 2 hours ago, Roberto said: What came first, the fruit orange or colour orange Easy. The fruit. Oranges are green until they ripen then turn orange. Question to answer is what we’re they called before the first one became ripe. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 What was static electricity called before electricity was discovered? Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 5 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Schrödingers Cat paradox is my favourite paradox. I prefer their muscle soak bubble bath. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 how dis a mongo like bluto menege tae spik dutch tae ez bairns? Link to comment
Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 1 hour ago, The Boofon said: What was static electricity called before electricity was discovered? Staticity?? Link to comment
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