Random Thought of the Day....

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It's gout of the hallux, so I'm led to believe min. 

You have it?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

You have it?

No, it's a distant relative of our family, shall we say.

Just wondering like as he says he has gout in his big toe (don't want to doubt the lad) but is cycling around oor toon like Geriant Thomas (ok a bit OTT there?).

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

10 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

No, it's a distant relative of our family, shall we say.

Just wondering like as he says he has gout in his big toe (don't want to doubt the lad) but is cycling around oor toon like Geriant Thomas (ok a bit OTT there?).

 

Could be done if he doesn't flex the foot too much but I wouldn't risk it.  Get him onto his doc to get Allopurinol prescribed.  It's a peventative and is brilliant.

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Can you ride a bike if you have gout??

Normal gout yes. Highland Gout no chance.

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Could be done if he doesn't flex the foot too much but I wouldn't risk it.  Get him onto his doc to get Alupurinon prescribed.  It's a peventative and is brilliant.

Or stop tanking red wine every night.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Or stop tanking red wine every night.

I spelled it wrong.  It's Allopurinol.

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Or stop tanking red wine every night.

What's the bloody fun in that.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Could be done if he doesn't flex the foot too much but I wouldn't risk it.  Get him onto his doc to get Allopurinol prescribed.  It's a peventative and is brilliant.

Between me and you, I don't think he has been professionally diagnosed?.

[Redforever86]

Lowland gout is it then? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

32 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Between me and you, I don't think he has been professionally diagnosed?.

He should get then.  It's a bastard of a condition.

[Simply Red]

On 8/20/2022 at 10:24 AM, Captain Caveman said:

Why do dogs walk round with in circles before they take a shit

Do it before they lie down aswell. A 360 recce to make sure the coasts clear before  they kip/poop. Clever wee bastards

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Could you ride a bike before?

I used to like cycling the Buchan to Formartine line before but I've never had gout.

Simply intrigued as someone I know has said he has gout (medical or personal diagnosis ?) and is still cycling aboot oor toon. Big tough loon though.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I always make sure no-one else is sitting on the toilet before having a shite.

Worth checking, believe me.

....as well as checking the contents of the bog prior to initiating delivery of processed goods.

https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/snake-sneakily-bites-malaysian-gamer-on-butt-during-toilet-time-3008180

I've never got the fascination of going for a shite whilst reading a newspaper or on your mobile phone.

When I was working for a local fish yard, you were timed when you had to go to the bog; 2 minutes for a piss and an extra minute for a dump. If you ever exceeded the alloted time, the gaffer would hunt you down, rap on the bog door until you decanted, and give you a bollocking.

#MemoriesOfJoy

 

[sigh]

10 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

....as well as checking the contents of the bog prior to initiating delivery of processed goods.

https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/snake-sneakily-bites-malaysian-gamer-on-butt-during-toilet-time-3008180

I've never got the fascination of going for a shite whilst reading a newspaper or on your mobile phone.

When I was working for a local fish yard, you were timed when you had to go to the bog; 2 minutes for a piss and an extra minute for a dump. If you ever exceeded the alloted time, the gaffer would hunt you down, rap on the bog door until you decanted, and give you a bollocking.

#MemoriesOfJoy

 

How long did you get for a wank?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

9 minutes ago, sigh said:

How long did you get for a wank?

Nae open for contractual negotiation I'm afraid.

However, considering I had been dealing with manky decomposing haddock and whitings, which created goor that sunk it your skin's pores, if I had attempted a wank, my cock would've needed amputated eventually due to its own decomposition. 

[redone]

On 8/20/2022 at 10:24 AM, Captain Caveman said:

Why do dogs walk round with in circles before they take a shit

Instinctively wired to check for predators, especially as they’re at their most vulnerable when squeezing out a shit. 

[maryhilldon]

7 minutes ago, redone said:

Instinctively wired to check for predators, especially as they’re at their most vulnerable when squeezing out a shit. 

I do the same.

[Guest milne_afc]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You do it before you turn on the heating.

Instead of turning on the heating, I’m just going to walk in circles this winter.

[maryhilldon]

I'll just do that foot stamping/arm rubbing thing you see in films.

[Beachend Bootboy]

20 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I’ve taken up skipping recently, I’ll just skip everywhere 

Mincer.

[Guest milne_afc]

26 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I'll just do that foot stamping/arm rubbing thing you see in films.

Like the scene from Withnail & I when he’s wearing rubber gloves for warmth. Christ, that’s where we’re heading ?

[Kilgore Trout]

23 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Like the scene from Withnail & I when he’s wearing rubber gloves for warmth. Christ, that’s where we’re heading ?

End up going full on Gimp suit.

[Fridge]

Exercise bike with a dynamo attached, keep fit and free electricity. Sorted.

Worst case scenario is a heart attack and you won’t have to worry a fuck anymore.

 

[Don Fonte]

15 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Exercise bike with a dynamo attached, keep fit and free electricity. Sorted.

Worst case scenario is a heart attack and you won’t have to worry a fuck anymore.

 

Don't take your secrets on all unsolved Aberdeen crimes to the grave Fridgeo.

Happy to take custody of them.

[Fridge]

10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Don't take your secrets on all unsolved Aberdeen crimes to the grave Fridgeo.

Happy to take custody of them.

I haven’t solved them all yet. Still no fucking idea re Nicky Maynard. Think it’s above my pay grade, one for Sherlock.

[Don Fonte]

11 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I haven’t solved them all yet. Still no fucking idea re Nicky Maynard. Think it’s above my pay grade, one for Sherlock.

Some would say athletic and lazy. I wouldn't, but some would.

[CCB III]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

Like the scene from Withnail & I when he’s wearing rubber gloves for warmth. Christ, that’s where we’re heading ?

I'm sure getting bummed by an old fat bloke would warm people up as well

[manboobs109]

Do you still get paraffin? Few lamps for light and heat, job done.

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

If you make a Parrot fuck a puffin - never knew that was flammable 

I don't think you could make one do it. Maybe bribe it into it.

My mum's mate's parrot loves wine gums you could try that.

[manboobs109]

Why is it always "make" them do it? Try and tempt them into it at least.