maryhilldon Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Edit. Meant to say the gorilla would shit his pants. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 reckon a polar would have a better chance vs a silverback than a grizzly Link to comment
Dons79 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Silverbacks are rapid and surely have more strength, jog round the bear punching it’s big stupid furry head aff, itl grab a wee baby grizzly to beat its dad with. Edit just checked, apparently it’s the bear no contest. Ok so grizzly vs silverback with a Rambo knife? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Fucking brilliant posts, fellas... keep that up in the New Year. But I think you lads are underestimating the size of a Grizzly. As I've pointed out before, Black Bears are basically big dogs.. only really a threat to smaller mammals and women. Grizzlies, however, are fucking enormous, and practically invincible against any other land animal, aside from other, bigger bears... like the Brown Bear, the Kodiak, and the Polar Bear. Gorillas are immensely strong, but a 8-10 foot high Grizzly is biting the head off a 6ft gorilla, as it pulls said gorillas arms out of their sockets. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 the bear is like zangief and the monkey the green thing from street fighter two where’s does a big cat fit in. bengal\siberian or a king of the jungle ... Link to comment
Dons79 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 30 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: the bear is like zangief and the monkey the green thing from street fighter two where’s does a big cat fit in. bengal\siberian or a king of the jungle ... Tiger, aw day long, biggest cats going.unless you include the liger or the tigons Link to comment
Ramandu Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 5 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Ross Kemp would kung fu the living fuck out of the gorilla and the bear at the same time. On the subject of killing machines, did they ever catch that mad guy who was running a few months ago in your neck of the woods? Record serial killer or something. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 48 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Yer grizzly is faster than a gorilla as well as stronger. They can’t pivot, turn quick or run down hills, gorillas can climb trees in seconds and swing on vines kicking the bear in the chops.(kung fu style), Like natures highland charge except from trees Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 The pivoting bear good hun bar name Link to comment
Dons79 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 17 minutes ago, Poodler said: The pivoting bear good hun bar name Prefer stinking bear for that lot? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 4, 2022 Author Share Posted March 4, 2022 Can a son or daughter be older than their mother or father?? Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 28 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Can a son or daughter be older than their mother or father?? If through a remarriage absolutely. Some of those Thai clubbie brides are only about 18, and absolutely love fat divorced men in their 50’s. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 1 hour ago, sheepcrooky said: If through a remarriage absolutely. Some of those Thai clubbie brides are only about 18, and absolutely love fat divorced men in their 50’s. How much was yours? Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Don Fonte said: How much was yours? £86.50 and a dinghy 500. 2 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 39 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said: £86.50 and a dinghy 500. Sounds like a win on Bullseye. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 Stay out the black and in the red, there’s nothing in this game for two in a bed Link to comment
G31DON Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 On 1/5/2022 at 10:35 PM, Grays Babylon 1875 said: This is the moment the celebrating police launched his dead, shot to pieces ass, in to their vehicle, after a shootout, following a 3 week manhunt. Good effort lads. He'd spent some time being hidden, fed and watered by a local farmer, who has since been charged. The farmers plan had been that as long as Barbosa was on the run in the area, all the other farmers would flee as they were terrified (and they did), and Farmer cunt chops could take over the whole area. Fucking Brazil man. Got the look of a Leith creep. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 12 hours ago, Don Fonte said: Sounds like a win on Bullseye. It would've taken old Jim Bowen 2 minutes to count out the £86.50.? #RIPJB Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 15 hours ago, sheepcrooky said: If through a remarriage absolutely. Some of those Thai clubbie brides are only about 18, and absolutely love fat divorced men in their 50’s. Very good logic, Crooky son?. Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Why do penguins support the dons? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Best statues in Dundee are the wee fraggle things on the Perth Road. You cannot steal them without heavy machinery. Take that from me. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 10, 2022 Author Share Posted March 10, 2022 Does the number 17 First Aberdeen bus still go up to Auchmill Road beside the old Britannia Hotel? ? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 29, 2022 Author Share Posted March 29, 2022 Will all washing machines have to be recalled to reflect the culture we now are engulfed in today? (e.g. Coloureds being classed as dyeds, gender-fluids/transsexuals having an exclusive 40 degrees wash cycle compared with males and females). ? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Will all washing machines have to be recalled to reflect the culture we now are engulfed in today? (e.g. Coloureds being classed as dyeds, gender-fluids/transsexuals having an exclusive 40 degrees wash cycle compared with males and females). ? What's your drug of choice today MAD min? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 29, 2022 Author Share Posted March 29, 2022 16 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: What's your drug of choice today MAD min? Polish hops min. Lovely stuff. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 31, 2022 Author Share Posted March 31, 2022 Can a weather forecast be made for a previous day? ? According to STV (it should still be Grampian TV ?!) just now, it can be. Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Can a weather forecast be made for a previous day? ? According to STV (it should still be Grampian TV ?!) just now, it can be. I'd say it could be. If you don't have exact meteorological data for a place, you can forecast what the weather was like for that place based on nearby data that you do have. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 31, 2022 Author Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Parklife said: I'd say it could be. If you don't have exact meteorological data for a place, you can forecast what the weather was like for that place based on nearby data that you do have. I appreciate your summary, Parky min, but you can't forecast a was. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 matt thirs a porno o bluto oan ez weddin nicht oan xhamster..but eh canna find the thred wi the link 1 Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 27 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I appreciate your summary, Parky min, but you can't forecast a was. Yes, surely that would be a guess rather than a forecast. Link to comment
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