Holiday's 2022

[The Boofon]

16 minutes ago, dave_min said:

Shite. Avoid.

Too late for that Dave_min min.

13 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Every day is like Mardi Gras 

That's good news regarding the atmos' but not much help for living accommodation.

 

[dave_min]

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

Too late for that Dave_min min.

Hope you like steroids and cocaine.

[The Boofon]

26 minutes ago, dave_min said:

Hope you like steroids and cocaine.

I like cocaine.

[Guest milne_afc]

@manboobs109 I’ve skimmed 8 pages of this dross. I only found one example of your complaint. You’ll have to provide further evidence.

[manboobs109]

51 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

@manboobs109 I’ve skimmed 8 pages of this dross. I only found one example of your complaint. You’ll have to provide further evidence.

Is this where we are now? Having to provide evidence of sweeping generalisations?

It's a thing, you'll have to take my word for it.

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Is this where we are now? Having to provide evidence of sweeping generalisations?

It's a thing, you'll have to take my word for it.

Your word means nothing Moobs.

[BrianFaePerth]

Like your reputation with the ladies

[DD1903]

On 8/18/2022 at 2:31 PM, The Boofon said:

Too early to start a 2023 thread so if anyone has been to Miami and rented a  house / villa/ apartment your recommendations would be highly appreciated.

 

On 8/18/2022 at 3:34 PM, dave_min said:

Shite. Avoid.

What Dave said. Overpriced, pretentious, dirty and full of wanks 

[BrianFaePerth]

8 hours ago, DD1903 said:

 

Overpriced, pretentious, dirty and full of wanks 

Perfect for the boof

[Reed or deed]

14 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Amazing that Edinburgh is still our capital city. 

It’s because it doesn’t have a big problem with sectarianism.

[shut up meg]

On 8/18/2022 at 2:31 PM, The Boofon said:

Too early to start a 2023 thread so if anyone has been to Miami and rented a  house / villa/ apartment your recommendations would be highly appreciated.

Hire a car and go down the keys

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, shut up meg said:

Hire a car and go down the keys

Cheers. More the villa recommendations rather than stuff to do. We've got that sorted.

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, shut up meg said:

Hire a car and go down on the keys

Not sure what that will achieve.

[shut up meg]

33 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Cheers. More the villa recommendations rather than stuff to do. We've got that sorted.

Sorry, I meant get a villa somewhere down the keys, Miami is fine but you can go from multi million dollar houses one block and stumble into a ghetto next block. I accidentally drove into some right ropey looking places last time I was there. 

[sheepcrooky]

3 hours ago, shut up meg said:

Sorry, I meant get a villa somewhere down the keys, Miami is fine but you can go from multi million dollar houses one block and stumble into a ghetto next block. I accidentally drove into some right ropey looking places last time I was there. 

Last time we were in Miami was probably 25 years ago, well before satnav and Google maps. We drove past South Beach and through all the lovely places and then took a wrong turn. Fuck me you’re right, you are never too far from a ghetto in Miami. Me and the missus driving (in an obvious rental car) through streets of athletics and Hispanics dripping with (fake) gold chains staring at us. Ran a couple of red lights as there was no fucking way I was stopping. 

[maryhilldon]

Say hello to my little friend. ?

[maryhilldon]

36 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You still using that chat up line then ? 

Yep, with diminishing returns.

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, sheepcrooky said:

Last time we were in Miami was probably 25 years ago, well before satnav and Google maps. We drove past South Beach and through all the lovely places and then took a wrong turn. Fuck me you’re right, you are never too far from a ghetto in Miami. Me and the missus driving (in an obvious rental car) through streets of athletics and Hispanics dripping with (fake) gold chains staring at us. Ran a couple of red lights as there was no fucking way I was stopping. 

You should have said you knew Parkie and you’d have been fine.

Is dodgy as fuck in some bits though.

[maryhilldon]

7 minutes ago, Fridge said:

You should have said you knew Parkie and you’d have been fine.

They hate his honky mutha fuckin ass.

[Parklife]

I've never been to Miami. It wouldn't surprise me if my rep extends that far though. 

[Reed or deed]

10 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I've never been to Miami. It wouldn't surprise me if my rep extends that far though. 

Absolutely.

They know how much of an argumentative, anal, contrarian, you are as well ?

[Parklife]

36 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Absolutely.

They know how much of an argumentative, anal, contrarian, you are as well ?

And you are? 

[dave_min]

2 hours ago, Reed or deed said:

Absolutely.

They know how much of an argumentative, anal, contrarian, you are as well ?

Lucky that they didn’t hear about his bad points.

[CCB III]

11 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

They hate his honky mutha fuckin ass.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit

[Redforever86]

5 hours ago, Parklife said:

I've never been to Miami. It wouldn't surprise me if my rep extends that far though. 

I went to Miami Beach once, seemed like there would be a lot of Jewish cuisine you’d like. 

[Parklife]

Just now, Redforever86 said:

I went to Miami Beach once, seemed like there would be a lot of Jewish cuisine you’d like. 

I went to Venice Beach once. Sipped crysto with some chicks from Frisco. 

Will bare the Jewish cuisine in mind. You've got to remember though that I only like small & off the beaten track Jewish restaurants. Miami strikes me more as a tourist trap type of place. 

[Bluto10]

miami 

lol

[Fridge]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

I went to Venice Beach once. Sipped crysto with some chicks from Frisco. 

Will bare the Jewish cuisine in mind. You've got to remember though that I only like small & off the beaten track Jewish restaurants. Miami strikes me more as a tourist trap type of place. 

Did you nae read above, plenty of places off the beaten track.

If you fancy getting shot, raped or both.

[CCB III]

2 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

I went to Miami Beach once, seemed like there would be a lot of Jewish cuisine you’d like. 

Fried foreskin?

[Parklife]

26 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Did you nae read above, plenty of places off the beaten track.

If you fancy getting shot, raped or both.

A lot of killin' going on in Dade County.