Torry Tosser Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: Not much of an upgrade. She’ll cost a fortune in war paint leaving him no money left for ridiculous tatts He'll come running hame in a couple of weeks greetin,begging forgiveness,please take me and my tattoos back. She'll say sorry I've moved a Ukrainian guy in wee a 10inch whopper,and he can go all night,nae 10 mins like you....Fuck off and take the kids wee yeah. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 8 hours ago, Poodler said: https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/8897370/ukraine-refugee-left-partner-love/ ledge I wonder what his legend of a grandfather Alf would've had to say about it...... Arguably the best signature tune intro. ever?. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 56 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I wonder what his legend of a grandfather Alf would've had to say about it...... Arguably the best signature tune intro. ever?. The good old days MAD min so I’m told by my da Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 8 hours ago, Poodler said: https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/8895611/rangers-fans-anti-catholic-chant-europa/ Imagine if it was ‘we hate Jews’. everybody would be in jail before the Ramsey penalty. horrendous what they get away with They are unbelievably odious, thick and moronic singing a "We hate Catholics" song in a country where 4 out of 5 of the population are Roman Catholic. Of course, it was all "fun, warm, and convivial" according to that waste of spermatoza, Graham Speirs. ? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 16 minutes ago, Poodler said: The good old days MAD min so I’m told by my da Your da sounds like a very discerning lad, Poodler min. "In Sickness and In Health" is definitely in the top 5 of comedies of all-time. Natural, cultural, truthful, and downright bloody comical. Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 The Gaylord world has destroyed comedy. You’d probably be arrested for anything remotely racist or homophobic nowadays. Fuck sake just because you rip the Piss out of someone does not mean you want to them all burned to death. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Fridge said: The Gaylord world has destroyed comedy. You’d probably be arrested for anything remotely racist or homophobic nowadays. Fuck sake just because you rip the Piss out of someone does not mean you want to them all burned to death. Spot on. Look away now if you don't like no holds barred, spontaneous comedy and are woke, feel socially oppressed and excluded, easily touched and offended, ..... There used to be a boy on the NE comedy circuit years ago called Frank Robb who did a similar act but less brutal. I wonder if he's still on the go? ? Link to comment
CCB III Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 ^ what a load of old pish "yous probs get arrested" ? Fridge doesn't half speak some amount of shite. 1 Link to comment
CCB III Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Fridge said: The Gaylord world has destroyed comedy. You’d probably be arrested for anything remotely racist or homophobic nowadays. Fuck sake just because you rip the Piss out of someone does not mean you want to them all burned to death. There's folk with hundred million dollar Netflix deals who say homophobic/racist shit. FFS Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Spot on. Look away now if you don't like no holds barred, spontaneous comedy and are woke, feel socially oppressed and excluded, easily touched and offended, ..... There used to be a boy on the NE comedy circuit years ago called Frank Robb who did a similar act but less brutal. I wonder if he's still on the go? ? Frank Allen is funny as fuck. Didn't know Frankie Robb did comedy. Used to go see him in the ABC Bowl on George Street with his band Super Cute on a Saturday denner time (circa 76'). I do believe the odd tab of microdot acid may have been consumed on occasion too. The acid made everything funny as fuck but don't remember Robb bein' a comedy act. Maybe that came later. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Comedy should have no limits. Everything and I mean every fuckin thing, should be allowed as a comedic subject. If you don't like it, don't find it funny or find it offensive, turn it off or walk the fuck away. No cunt forces you to listen to or watch it. Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 hours ago, CCB III said: ^ what a load of old pish "yous probs get arrested" ? Fridge doesn't half speak some amount of shite. Crack on with an open mike at bar and call someone in the crowd a black poof. Good luck . Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Fridge said: Crack on with an open mike at bar and call someone in the crowd a black poof. Good luck . You're confusing "comedy" with abusing folk. 2 Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Labor have won the aussie elections. the racists and homophobes are raging. I Just give em the old ‘Politics, LOL’ Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Albos policy supporting gay, trans and male nurse rights will help you Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 47 minutes ago, Parklife said: You're confusing "comedy" with abusing folk. Abusin' folk often is comedy. 2 Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 17 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Abusin' folk often is comedy. Yeah but picking up a mic and calling someone a "black poof", as Fridge suggested, isn't ? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, Parklife said: Yeah but picking up a mic and calling someone a "black poof", as Fridge suggested, isn't ? If it was a joke about an African gay, then that would be fine. Yeh white poof. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Poodler said: Labor have won the aussie elections. the racists and homophobes are raging. Ive never met an ozzie that wasnt racist. Even met a few of greek descent who referred to themselves as wogs. bloody galahs edit: even the ones who dont consider themselves racist - theyre ok with blacks/chinkies, hate abos Link to comment
Simply Red Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Aye id agree, most ozzies are laid back, like a laugh. And they all fucking hate the boongs (abos) Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/8897370/ukraine-refugee-left-partner-love/ LOL Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: This was discussed yesterday Zeus. Verdict - shite house boy. The boy’s a prick “I speak a little Slovakian”. Fairly obvious he wanted bit of Ukrainian pussy. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 1 hour ago, sheepcrooky said: The boy’s a prick “I speak a little Slovakian”. Fairly obvious he wanted bit of Ukrainian pussy. And he achieved his aim with little fuss. Ledge. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Don Fonte said: And he achieved his aim with little fuss. Ledge. Licking sweet Soviet slit. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 https://news.sky.com/story/partygate-sue-grays-team-reject-claim-she-initiated-meeting-with-pm-over-report-12618116 hi plz take out the really bad stuff, we will pay you remember under Davie Cameron, there was an investigation into child sex abuse at Westminster and they sealed a load of documents until like 2070 so that they couldn’t be used in the report ? why do we accept this? I know aberdonians are limp now as proven by the McRorie support but surely some tougher cunts are left somewhere else to storm the building and Viva la revolution Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 24 minutes ago, Poodler said: WYOWYN She'd be an absolute nightmare, probably have to tell her you love her before you stuck it in, then she'd start crying mid way before slapping your face to then her telling you shes loves you. Won't accept doggy or let you jizz on her face. Basically its probably not worth it. But to answer the original question, i think we at least have to try. 2 Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 19 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Spot on. Look away now if you don't like no holds barred, spontaneous comedy and are woke, feel socially oppressed and excluded, easily touched and offended, ..... There used to be a boy on the NE comedy circuit years ago called Frank Robb who did a similar act but less brutal. I wonder if he's still on the go? ? ? Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 12 hours ago, Zeus said: Ah no Where's @Dad...Gone again.? Link to comment
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