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[Parklife]

11 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Genuine question, not trying to catch you out or anything. If you were assaulted, it's caught on cctv but there was a mistake in the processing of the footage and it's ruled inadmissible, say data protection protocols weren't followed, would you be OK with the person walking free?

 

No. I'd be pissed off at the cunt who did it and pissed off at the prosecution/police for making a cunt of it. 

[Parklife]

16 minutes ago, sigh said:

Thon skinny lass McColgan ran a 10K last night to win a medal.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/commonwealth-games/62416055

 I took part and shuffled round a different 10K last night and also received a medal.

She took half the time I took to do it - I soaked up the scenery and enjoyed myself.

Skinny bint.

She seriously ran at twice my speed, for the whole 10K - I need to speed up.

40:44 is my 10k PB. Was almost 8 years ago now though. Would be doing well to get close to 45 mins these days. 

McColgan was brilliant last night. What a race it was. Really enjoyed it. 

[manboobs109]

10 minutes ago, Parklife said:

No. I'd be pissed off at the cunt who did it and pissed off at the prosecution/police for making a cunt of it. 

Fair play. At least the system was working though. Checks and balances and all that.

[Ke1t]

This is why Vigilante Frontier Justice is so important for when the legal system lets you down. 

Guys like The A Team, The Equalizer, or Mystery Inc. to a lesser extent, who can take down the drug cartel that stole your daughter to sell into sex slavery in North Africa are the natural answer to a plodding police force who couldn't investigate their own arseholes with a fully equipped Investigate Your Own Arsehole kit off Amazon there. 

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

@Edwin Starr

Me and my mates have ran similar times to McColgan saw the video of her singing along to our anthem wow passion right there .

Isn't she amazing , I remember her as a kid when her mum came to do the Duthie Park 5k .

I think Liz got 30k just to run it from the cooncil.

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

40:44 is my 10k PB. Was almost 8 years ago now though. Would be doing well to get close to 45 mins these days. 

McColgan was brilliant last night. What a race it was. Really enjoyed it. 

40.44  mins 10k gives you about 19 mins for a 5k.

Good running that Parkie.

[Edwin Starr]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

30K ?   How long would that take to run?

Don't think she broke 16 mins that day . She got paid £30.000 =30k.

She was carrying an injury but money talks mate.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Edwin Starr said:

Don't think she broke 16 mins that day . She got paid £30.000 =30k.

She was carrying an injury but money talks mate.

I've got mates in Dundee and Arbroath who telt me they're a family o' right fuckin minky cunts.

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Don't think she broke 16 mins that day . She got paid £30.000 =30k.

She was carrying an injury but money talks mate.

I’d easily blitz that time for £30k

Massive line of coke at the start and then a massive heart attack at the end.

[Bluto10]

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[maryhilldon]

Watched a couple of minutes of the wimmuns beach volleyball there. I had no idea you were allowed to use your feet.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

This is why Vigilante Frontier Justice is so important for when the legal system lets you down. 

Guys like The A Team, The Equalizer, or Mystery Inc. to a lesser extent, who can take down the drug cartel that stole your daughter to sell into sex slavery in North Africa are the natural answer to a plodding police force who couldn't investigate their own arseholes with a fully equipped Investigate Your Own Arsehole kit off Amazon there. 

Old Dog the Bounty Hunter, Dwayne Chapman, was good at that too.

A form of Community Service, for his own criminality, as it were. 

[Edwin Starr]

34 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I've got mates in Dundee and Arbroath who telt me they're a family o' right fuckin minky cunts.

Aye Liz used to work in the jute industry pure working class girl she deservedly made her fortune in Marathons .

Her ex Peter was a steeplechaser over 3k.

He was very good and a really nice lad .

He came up to do the beach 10k on a Wednesday evening , he won it and Fraser Clyne was second .

My mate and myself ran it in a panto horse in 37 mins by God it was roasting for both of us in that thing .

Peter had a joke after the race , that at least he beat the panto horse ?.

It's amazing the amount of runners killing themselves to the finish line because of the embarrassment of getting beat from a panto horse ?

We were pissing ourselves laughing .?.

We even got chased from a dug.?

[Edwin Starr]

25 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Watched a couple of minutes of the wimmuns beach volleyball there. I had no idea you were allowed to use your feet.

?

[Beachend Bootboy]

41 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Aye Liz used to work in the jute industry pure working class girl she deservedly made her fortune in Marathons .

Her ex Peter was a steeplechaser over 3k.

He was very good and a really nice lad .

He came up to do the beach 10k on a Wednesday evening , he won it and Fraser Clyne was second .

My mate and myself ran it in a panto horse in 37 mins by God it was roasting for both of us in that thing .

Peter had a joke after the race , that at least he beat the panto horse ?.

It's amazing the amount of runners killing themselves to the finish line because of the embarrassment of getting beat from a panto horse ?

We were pissing ourselves laughing .?.

We even got chased from a dug.?

You're a sickeningly fit as fuck cunt min??

[Dal Riata Don]

In other news, at last some sort of sense from America;

Cops charged for Breonna Taylor's death

I don't think the police in America are 'anti-black' but her death was completely without logic.

[Edwin Starr]

19 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Surely you have an advantage with 4 legs?

Lol.

I was in the rear end of the panto horse and my mate took the front .

 

2 legs each.?

[Edwin Starr]

39 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

You're a sickeningly fit as fuck cunt min??

Aye was but now I just to trail and mountain running even at 64.?

Thank you.

[Beachend Bootboy]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Surely you have an advantage with 4 legs?

 

.....and a 3 fit cock.

[Edwin Starr]

41 minutes ago, Dal Riata Don said:

In other news, at last some sort of sense from America;

Cops charged for Breonna Taylor's death

I don't think the police in America are 'anti-black' but her death was completely without logic.

10 shots at that poor lady .

 

There's anti-black police everywhere but in America the bullet rules.

[Edwin Starr]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

.....and a 3 fit cock.

Not me but I'd wish.?

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Not me but I'd wish.?

Not sure a 3ft cock is practical.

Edit. Who's gonna say  'it isn't, trust me'?

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said:

40.44  mins 10k gives you about 19 mins for a 5k.

Good running that Parkie.

Cheers, Buc. I had a fair bit speed on me back then. I only weighed about 68kg though, which helped. Not so easy now I'm carrying a bit more timber 

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Not me but I'd wish.?

Aye, yer wife said.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Not sure a 3ft cock is practical.

 

 

Fuckin well is if yer a horse ?

[Ke1t]

11 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

10 shots at that poor lady .

 

There's anti-black police everywhere but in America the bullet rules.

Technically they weren't fired AT her... they were "fired blindly into the apartment" according to reports. 

The cop literally stood outside blasting into the apartment. 

In total 32 shots were fired into and inside the apartment. 

Keeping in mind apartments are not built with the best materials... paper thin walls, and the cops are just blazing away in a building where there are guaranteed to be kids and elderly in adjoining units. 

Cops in America are very much anti-black, particularly in backwoods, swampy shitholes like Kentucky. 

[Ke1t]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

32 shots and hitting her with 10 

Apartment must have been like a large cupboard 

I'm guessing the cops had been pushing steroids up their bottoms and working out in front of full size mirrors before going on their little 'raid'.

[Edwin Starr]

18 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Cheers, Buc. I had a fair bit speed on me back then. I only weighed about 68kg though, which helped. Not so easy now I'm carrying a bit more timber 

Good running weight and you were a good runner.

 

Nowadays 40 mins would put you inside the top 15% or thereabouts these days 

 

At 19 mins for 5 k you would be winning some park runs or inside the top 5.

You'd be in the papers ??

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

I'm guessing the cops had been pushing steroids up their bottoms and working out in front of full size mirrors before going on their little 'raid'.

They're not so brave when the target also has a gun,  like when they hung about in a corridor shitting themselves while a gunman picked off school kids a few weeks ago 

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Good running weight and you were a good runner.

 

Nowadays 40 mins would put you inside the top 15% or thereabouts these days 

 

At 19 mins for 5 k you would be winning some park runs or inside the top 5.

You'd be in the papers ??

Boys used to win parkrun with about 16 mins. Absolutely mental speed for amateur runners ?