chief_wiggum Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 16 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Special Branch caught up with him. Have they twigged to who did it yet? Probably know it's some sad sap and will leaf him alone. 1 Link to comment
Ramandu Posted September 28, 2023 Author Share Posted September 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Parklife said: Wee fud. This did make me laugh though "In 2016, it was named Tree of the Year in a competition organised by the Woodland Trust." I'm a fan of that particular competition, and have voted in it before. In fact, voting for Tree of the Year 2023 is open, and you can take your pick. https://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/trees-woods-and-wildlife/british-trees/tree-of-the-year/ How can you be anything other than in awe of an 800 year old oak? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 You cunts are barkin'. I'd run rings round yeh. Link to comment
Ramandu Posted September 28, 2023 Author Share Posted September 28, 2023 I'm definitely rooting (roots) for the plod in this one, and hope they don't bow (bough) to pressure from people like kelt. With a bit of graft (a tree related technique) their search will be fruitful (all trees have fruit). Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 1 hour ago, sigh said: I see it was a young lad, 16, out looking for his nuts, couldn't get them so took a chainsaw to the tree https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-66952980 Wonder what they doing with all the wood - bit far to pop down and get some kindlin I suppose Sycamore is shite anyway, just a fucking weed see the stuff sprouting on any derelict areas, I bet the wee cunt didn't even have a chainsaw ticket either Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 There’s only one man in aberdeen I want to see with a chainsaw RISE 1 Link to comment
sigh Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Ke1t said: Trees are for chopping down. Give this kid a fucking medal... how many other kids have the moxy to get a chainsaw, trudge miles into the wilderness in the pitch dark, and chop down a fucking tree? I mean, this is the kind of proactive go-getter that the country needs. Most kids wouldn't even know how to start a chainsaw, never mind formulate and implement a plan like this right through to the conclusion. They'd be, "Naw, innit, mate. Lookin' at me phone wif me bruvs, bet." Meanwhile this kid's like "FUCK THAT TREE IN PARTICULAR!" and off he goes to make history. "Tree of the Year" Suck my cock 🤣 A good point well made - yes, the youth could be seen as a chap who can take control, formulate a cunning plan then execute said plan - whether to the good of mankind or not, at least he got off his backside and did something At least he wasn’t hanging around outside a Spar shoppie beating up bald customers for their pack of fags Link to comment
JumboJET Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 Hopefully he's dies in prison (so he never LEAFS) Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 7 hours ago, The Boofon said: Heartbreak as famous Sycamore Gap tree is CUT DOWN in 'malicious act of vandalism' - as park bosses suspect 300-year-old landmark along Hadrian's Wall was 'deliberately felled' overnight | Daily Mail Online "Northumberland National Park Authority believe that it was deliberately chopped down." Can't think why they'd come to that conclusion so early in the investigation. Underrated post!! hahahaha Case for the PI thread indeed, I too suspect this wasn't a natural occurrence, obviously too early to rule out. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 4 hours ago, ericblack4boss said: Sycamore is shite anyway, just a fucking weed see the stuff sprouting on any derelict areas, I bet the wee cunt didn't even have a chainsaw ticket either It’s not even a native species FFS he done the right thing. Dumb English cunts. Link to comment
Ramandu Posted September 28, 2023 Author Share Posted September 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Redforever86 said: It’s not even a native species FFS he done the right thing. Dumb English cunts. Very few trees are native to here. Scots pine for example, not from here. Sycamores were brought over by the Romans as good quick strong wood to grow. They are a bit of a weed though, springing up everywhere. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 The big tree semi in my garden as a kid was a sycamore, could climb high as fuck in it and terrify any visiting adults who’d be scared I’d fa oot. Built a shite tree house in it. Got massacred as the old fud next door was scared it would fall into green house and someone couldn’t get a sky signal. Humanity lol. 1 Link to comment
Ramandu Posted September 28, 2023 Author Share Posted September 28, 2023 6 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: The big tree semi in my garden as a kid was a sycamore, could climb high as fuck in it and terrify any visiting adults who’d be scared I’d fa oot. Built a shite tree house in it. Got massacred as the old fud next door was scared it would fall into green house and someone couldn’t get a sky signal. Humanity lol. I feel like that out of touch judge who didn't know who gazza was, but what is a "big tree semi"? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 11 minutes ago, Ramandu said: I feel like that out of touch judge who didn't know who gazza was, but what is a "big tree semi"? It was half in his garden? 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Ramandu said: I feel like that out of touch judge who didn't know who gazza was, but what is a "big tree semi"? I like that Gazza story. Judge got told he was a football player, judge said 'Association or Rugby football'? Dinna get posh cunts like that anymore 1 Link to comment
SpoonMan Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 18 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Poor old Fridge getting it tight last night again. Cunts implying he's some sort of bald poof. Out of order lads. Fuck sake. We must get to the bottom of this. @Fridge are you a baldy poofter or what? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 13 minutes ago, SpoonMan said: Fuck sake. We must get to the bottom of this. @Fridge are you a baldy poofter or what? He claims he’s not bald Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 10 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: He claims he’s not bald There’s no claims about it, I’ve met Poodler and he will verify. I don’t even know why it is a slagging, I would just admit if I was. The folk that do the slagging probably go about with frosted tipped hair, no socks and still can’t get laid. Link to comment
SpoonMan Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 44 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: He claims he’s not bald What about the rimming of mens bottoms though? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 1 minute ago, SpoonMan said: What about the rimming of mens bottoms though? No denials there IIRC Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: No denials there IIRC Apart from the fact I have two kids. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 6 minutes ago, Fridge said: Apart from the fact I have two kids. Elton John has kids. 3 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 And is a baldy too Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 42 minutes ago, Parklife said: Elton John has kids. Do you? 1 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 Fridge had hair every time I met him though I haven’t seen him for a while! Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/11301694/young-footballer-dies-tributes-paid-girvan/ makes you wonder Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Fridge said: Do you? Thankfully fucking not, it looks and sounds totally shite. I'll leave that nonsense to the big poofs like you and Elton. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 4 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: He claims he’s not bald Sometimes the claims will be false. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 4 hours ago, Fridge said: There’s no claims about it, I’ve met Poodler and he will verify. I don’t even know why it is a slagging, I would just admit if I was. The folk that do the slagging probably go about with frosted tipped hair, no socks and still can’t get laid. Leave @CCB IIIout of this you bully. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 2 minutes ago, Parklife said: Thankfully fucking not, it looks and sounds totally shite. I'll leave that nonsense to the big poofs like you and Elton. I actually think you might be a 15 year old child. I said I’d wanted to leave all this shite but you just can’t leave it like a petulant schoolboy. Callling grown men gay and bald, I left that alone when I was about 14. If you don’t like me just don’t speak to me or block me. Time to grow up. Link to comment
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