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[Beachend Bootboy]

16 minutes ago, Dad said:

Sherlock Holmes was a junkie loser 

 👍

Harsh pops.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

I feel a new thread being born... who's your favourite fictional Detective!

Sherlock Holmes was fictional?  Fuck!!!!😪

[Roberto]

44 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

Not Dick Van Dyke? You used to love Diagnostic Murder.

DK will be disappointed in you.

Diagnosis Murder was a belter but I went off him. I haven't watched an episode in years.

I may give it a go again.

Watch this space.

[Fridge]

18 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Sherlock Holmes was fictional?  Fuck!!!!😪

Not according to some dense fucks, 2221B is a bank on Baker Street and they get daily letters asking for help. Bank should forward them on to the Hat P.I. Investigators.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Not according to some dense fucks, 2221B is a bank on Baker Street and they get daily letters asking for help. Bank should forward them on to the Hat P.I. Investigators.

2221B?  Fuck, must be a long street that.😁

[Dad]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

2221B?  Fuck, must be a long street that.😁

Fridge obviously with some hair tonic on the fingers getting him stuck to the keyboard

 

Let it go Fridge - you're bald and that's that

[Fridge]

Fair point, missed have been ace being 221A though getting his mail by mistake, bill, bill , junk mail, oh what’s this there’s a serial killer on the loose in Whitechapel.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

16 hours ago, Misers Hill said:

🎳https://www.aberdeenlive.news/news/aberdeen-news/aberdeen-granny-who-stole-15million-8787366

I wonder how long she'll be safe for?🤔

What a stupid, deceitful, immoral cow.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

None of them compare to the Chinese Detective John Ho

Terry Ho's father?🤔

[The Boofon]

44 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Fair point, missed have been ace being 221A though getting his mail by mistake, bill, bill , junk mail, oh what’s this there’s a serial killer on the loose in Whitechapel.

Yeah because that's how you'd inform Sherlock Holmes about a case. You'd post him a letter. 

Here we've a serial killer on the loose. We need Sherlock's help.

Will I nip round and tell him about it?

No post him a letter. No rush.

[BrianFaePerth]

The Boof in peak arsehole form this Saturday evening

[The Boofon]

Just now, BrianFaePerth said:

The Boof in peak arsehole form this Saturday evening

Well come on Brian. He's a useless bald cunt. Be as well just not posting.

 

(Ignoring the obvious Saturday evening bait too)

[Beachend Bootboy]

10 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Terry Ho's father?🤔

An oft used term by the English upper classes, particularly when taking off at a canter on a horse etc.

[Fridge]

43 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Yeah because that's how you'd inform Sherlock Holmes about a case. You'd post him a letter. 

Here we've a serial killer on the loose. We need Sherlock's help.

Will I nip round and tell him about it?

No post him a letter. No rush.

Well most folk weren’t jumping on a plane in 1957, but you’d know that of course being an expert.

 

“Very soon after the publication of the first Sherlock Holmes stories, readers from around the world began to write to the Great Detective to ask for his help. The first letter, dated Jan 4th 1957, is addressed to “Mr John Greaves c/o Sherlock Holmes, 221B Baker Street, London, England”.”

[Simply Red]

Like the Conan Doyle pub / Edinbro

[Dom Sullivan]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He stayed at 999 Lesbe Avenue 

Lucy Letsby Avenue

[BrianFaePerth]

7 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said:

Lucy Letsby Avenue

Opposite the children’s hospital

[Beachend Bootboy]

Never knew Craig Levein had a cafe in Abyne.😁

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeen-aberdeenshire/6203890/black-faced-sheep-cafe-aboyne/

[BrianFaePerth]

Disgustingly racist cafe name

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Disgustingly racist cafe name

Today is a great day to be any kind of sheep after yesterday's events 😉

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Never knew Craig Levein had a cafe in Abyne.😁

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeen-aberdeenshire/6203890/black-faced-sheep-cafe-aboyne/

Morag would get it HAFUTA 

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Morag would get it HAFUTA 

Yup.  She would that.

Used to go wi a lassie fae Abyne and she liked it that way too.  Dirty teuchter bitch.

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Disgustingly racist cafe name

But does a great lunch and coffee.

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

But does a great lunch and coffee.

Is it the one on the wee slip road bit on the left on the way in from Banchory?

[tutankamun]

13 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Disgustingly racist cafe name

My local doesn’t fuck about. It’s just called ‘Blacks’ 👍🏾

[Hoofball]

2 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

My local doesn’t fuck about. It’s just called ‘Blacks’ 👍🏾

Do they let you in with your tinfoil hat on or do they make you take it off 

[Ke1t]

13 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

My local doesn’t fuck about. It’s just called ‘Blacks’ 👍🏾

Some cheeky scamp might, say, climb up there one night after closing and paint the word NO right before the name of the pub. 

For a lark, like. 

 

[tutankamun]

6 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

Do they let you in with your tinfoil hat on or do they make you take it off 

😂

Some of them wanted me banned for being unvaxxed. Fucking Nazis, I won’t forget.

[tutankamun]

1 minute ago, Ke1t said:

Some cheeky scamp might, say, climb up there one night after closing and paint the word NO right before the name of the pub. 

For a lark, like. 

 

Lol. The owner had to change the facebook page name because people complained about the name (it was named after a previous owner from yesteryear ‘Jimmy Black’).

I remember one night, a load of Nigerian boys came in just because it was called ‘Blacks’. Racist bastards.

[SpoonMan]

26 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Some cheeky scamp might, say, climb up there one night after closing and paint the word NO right before the name of the pub. 

For a lark, like. 

 

Or the words GO HOME, right after it.

More time and paint required though.

If he's got the time, loadsa paint and is feeling craaaaayzee he could further add TO LONDON.