Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 52 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Muslims are sounder than guffs/yanks/israel cunts And going after Starmzo and the rest only endears him to me Depends on the Muslim min. I worked with a devout Sunni Muslim in Aberdeen 20+ years ago and he was full-on into the Qu'ran. He wasn't shy in speaking about Islam and how good it was allegedly either. I wouldn't be surprised if he has emigrated to Syria, like the boy who prayed in the mosque on The Spital that appeared in a recruitment video for ISIS/iSIL. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Depends on the Muslim min. I worked with a devout Sunni Muslim in Aberdeen 20+ years ago and he was full-on into the Qu'ran. He wasn't shy in speaking about Islam and how good it was allegedly either. I wouldn't be surprised if he has emigrated to Syria, like the boy who prayed in the mosque on The Spital that appeared in a recruitment video for ISIS/iSIL. I like the Muslims. Sound lads, and trustworthy to a fault. Think I could batter four or five at a time. They're excitable, but built like children. 4 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 4 minutes ago, Ke1t said: I like the Muslims. Sound lads, and trustworthy to a fault. Think I could batter four or five at a time. They're excitable, but built like children. Could you batter 4/5 Mike Tysons at the same time, Ke1t min?🤔 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 3 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said: Daft old lad answering his own question at the end of the clip. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 11 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Could you batter 4/5 Mike Tysons at the same time, Ke1t min?🤔 I couldn't batter 1/5 of a Mike Tyson, never mind 4/5. 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 1 minute ago, Ke1t said: I couldn't batter 1/5 of a Mike Tyson, never mind 4/5. 😄. Nobody could batter him in his heyday (or even today for that matter). Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 2 Egyptian Muslims I encounter are a pair of smelly wankers. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 11 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: 2 Egyptian Muslims I encounter are a pair of smelly wankers. I don't like that they eat with their hands and also wipe their arse with them. Doesn't seem a great idea. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 5 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I don't like that they eat with their hands and also wipe their arse with them. Doesn't seem a great idea. Love the local Ethiopian restaurant. No cutlery, just communal food and flatbread. You really have to trust the folk you're eating with, though. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I don't like that they eat with their hands and also wipe their arse with them. Doesn't seem a great idea. All called Mohammed aswell. Mix it up a bit lads with a few Lenny's or Willies. Big Mo has a really disgusting habit of slipping his foot out his sandal and picking his feet at his desk, then hand straight into the communal bread bag to rummage for a soft bun. 7 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 Just now, cheesepipes said: All called Mohammed aswell. Mix it up a bit lads with a few Lenny's or Willies. Big Mo has a really disgusting habit of slipping his foot out his sandal and picking his feet at his desk, then hand straight into the communal bread bag to rummage for a soft bun. And they scoff at the idea of eating some beautiful rashers of bacon. Heathens. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 Just now, Don Fonte said: And they scoff at the idea of eating some beautiful rashers of bacon. Heathens. Everyone pussyfoots around them when we blast up the bacon rolls on a Saturday morning. "Oh be careful not to get any bacon fat on Mo's egg" Fuck Mo, you think we're washing the grill to cook that smelly wank an Egg. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 Just now, cheesepipes said: Everyone pussyfoots around them when we blast up the bacon rolls on a Saturday morning. "Oh be careful not to get any bacon fat on Mo's egg" Fuck Mo, you think we're washing the grill to cook that smelly wank an Egg. I bet he secretly enjoys it, probably encourages it if anything. Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 4 hours ago, dazzy_deff said: A bit of a contradiction there. Good life if you can get it. I bet he doesn't get every second Friday off Link to comment
milne_afc Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 11 minutes ago, Zeus said: Qu'ran Qu'ran Save a Prayer Mat 3 Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 25 minutes ago, Zeus said: Qu'ran Qu'ran Fragrance of 🏆 pions... Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 1 hour ago, milne_afc said: Save a Prayer Mat That’s good. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 1 hour ago, cheesepipes said: All called Mohammed aswell. Mix it up a bit lads with a few Lenny's or Willies. Big Mo has a really disgusting habit of slipping his foot out his sandal and picking his feet at his desk, then hand straight into the communal bread bag to rummage for a soft bun. Shady Mo. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 30 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Mecca your Mind Up. I Hajj A Dream. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 9 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Allah-lways Love You "Amir, The Fastest Asylum Seeker in the East."🎵 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 2 hours ago, Parklife said: I bet he doesn't get every second Friday off Either do i Link to comment
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