Red Clive 1995 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 Imagine a toonser seen the monkey in the wild, they would scream the house down. Always thought a great sport would be to get toonsers at agricultural shows into the showring to compete against each other catching ewes. Be hilarious for us countrymen to watch. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 11 hours ago, Don Fonte said: Good humble brag insertion from the local who saw it in his garden. 'It was on the top of the outdoor sauna' Related to you @BrianFaePerth On reflection I'll shut my pus. Link to comment
Ramandu Posted January 29 Author Share Posted January 29 34 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Imagine a toonser seen the monkey in the wild, they would scream the house down. Always thought a great sport would be to get toonsers at agricultural shows into the showring to compete against each other catching ewes. Be hilarious for us countrymen to watch. A teuchter would try to eat it. Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 Just now, Ramandu said: A teuchter would try to eat it. Yes, we eat lamb. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 A teuchter would have that monkey in a bra and mini skirt and be passing it off as his new blon fae Thailand. 2 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 36 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I’d take it for a pint You’d have to catch it first. I predict 90% toonsers would be scared of a sheep. Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 1 hour ago, Simply Red said: A teuchter would have that monkey in a bra and mini skirt and be passing it off as his new blon fae Thailand. Maybe the Pitsligo or Cuminestown lot would in all fairness! Link to comment
JumboJET Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 9 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: You’d have to catch it first. I predict 90% toonsers would be scared of a sheep. I predict that 100% of teuchters are scared of jeans that aren't bootcut and four sizes too big. Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 8 minutes ago, JumboJET said: I predict that 100% of teuchters are scared of jeans that aren't bootcut and four sizes too big. More material for our money. You ever caught a sheep before? Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 When did we go to war with I-ran? Have Apple bought them over or something. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-68123202 govt banning vapes for bairns mad that they’d ban vapes whilst being unsure of the risks yet they still encourage you to get the vaccine which is known to KILL PEOPLE. 1 Link to comment
JumboJET Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 40 minutes ago, Poodler said: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-68123202 govt banning vapes for bairns mad that they’d ban vapes whilst being unsure of the risks yet they still encourage you to get the vaccine which is known to KILL PEOPLE. Namby pamby nonsense from the government. "We are all for freedom of choice (unless we don't like it)." Link to comment
Ramandu Posted January 29 Author Share Posted January 29 1 hour ago, Red Clive 1995 said: More material for our money. You ever caught a sheep before? I've sheared one before. Easy peasy. And even us toonsers know that you don't chase sheep yourself, you get a dog to do it for you. 1 1 Link to comment
JumboJET Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said: Jeans lol Are they still a thing? Huge bootcuts that balloon in the wind are very in vogue in the 'shire. Link to comment
Oregon Red Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Jeans lol Are they still a thing? They are here. I like slim fit even as an old cunt. But mostly wear hiking style pants. As i am a camper and hiker Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 3 hours ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Imagine a toonser seen the monkey in the wild, they would scream the house down. Wouldn’t be any houses in the wild yi thick teuchter. 1 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 24 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Wouldn’t be any houses in the wild yi thick teuchter. So ignorant. Incredible. 43 minutes ago, JumboJET said: Huge bootcuts that balloon in the wind are very in vogue in the 'shire. You seem very horny for styling males. In the country we don’t care what other gents wear. Just like our weemin in short skirts at the barndance. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 So what’s the bets on WW3 and where it will kick off given the yanks and the Brits (LOL) are going to bomb some ragheads tonight. America/Israel/UK vs Middle East Russia vs the morally righteous China vs Taiwan Trumpoid vs the left Whites vs the rest Wokes vs normal people personally eh reckon the US is heading for a civil war. Link to comment
JumboJET Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 18 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: So ignorant. Incredible. You seem very horny for styling males. In the country we don’t care what other gents wear. Just like our weemin in short skirts at the barndance. I didn't specify male or female. The huge bootcut (that balloons in the wind) is gender-neutral in the 'shire. Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 8 minutes ago, JumboJET said: I didn't specify male or female. The huge bootcut (that balloons in the wind) is gender-neutral in the 'shire. The weemin at the barndance aren’t wearing jeans. Trust me. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 54 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: So ignorant. Incredible. You seem very horny for styling males. In the country we don’t care what other gents wear. Just like our weemin in short skirts at the barndance. Was just a joke min. 1 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 1 minute ago, Redforever86 said: Was just a joke min. No worries mate. You been to an agricultural show before? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 6 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: No worries mate. You been to an agricultural show before? Your wife flashed me her tits does that count? Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 18 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Your wife flashed me her tits does that count? Are you making a dairy cow joke? Pull the odder one 😜 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 Who is the white guy rummaging in his pockets? Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 Kylie Walker firin eh sailors🐍 left right en centre...🦭oh dear....https://news.sky.com/story/kyle-walker-manchester-city-and-england-star-apologises-to-wife-after-fathering-second-child-with-model-13059201 Link to comment
Hoofball Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 9 minutes ago, Misers Hill said: Kylie Walker firin eh sailors🐍 left right en centre...🦭oh dear....https://news.sky.com/story/kyle-walker-manchester-city-and-england-star-apologises-to-wife-after-fathering-second-child-with-model-13059201 His bit on the side is the better looking of the two women. The wife screams gold digger, he’s had two bairns now with his bit in the side and she’s still with him 2 Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68126878 A sad day for Donside Mealers 4 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 7 minutes ago, Zeus said: https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68126878 A sad day for Donside Mealers Donsiders, weet heavy grun and super dry weemin. 1 Link to comment
Tommy Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/couple-forced-stop-swinging-trolls-31948451 1 Link to comment
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