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[caledonia]

1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said:

Journalists report the news - they are both doing their job. 

Journalists only report the news they are told too.

They don't investigate anything whether about wars, politics or football but slant it to what their editors want.

[Millertime]

4 hours ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

Dermovate cream. Thank me in 3-4 days time.

Well, of all the guys on here to trust!

[elephantstone78]

52 minutes ago, caledonia said:

Journalists only report the news they are told too.

They don't investigate anything whether about wars, politics or football but slant it to what their editors want.

Wrong. 

E.G an investigative journalist. 

Any half decent journalist would have a field day deconstructing your Facebook meme facts. 

[Ten Caat]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Good lad. I'll thank you now min?. I've had this issue for too long, it's fucking embarrassing.

It's prescription only

No chance your GP will prescribe you such a potent steroid straight off. At best you'll get hydrocortisone. And if that doesn't work there's an intermediate level of steroid you'd get next (betnovate most likely) before you'd get to dermovate/

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

7 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

It's prescription only

No chance your GP will prescribe you such a potent steroid straight off. At best you'll get hydrocortisone. And if that doesn't work there's an intermediate level of steroid you'd get next (betnovate most likely) before you'd get to dermovate/

I've tried hydrocortisone cream TC min but it never worked.

On the back of A's recommendation, I've sent away for some Dermovate from a company called Oxford Online Pharmacy. I had to pass a test to ensure it was right for me. 

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[Helmet]

3 hours ago, dazzy_deff said:

Journalists report the news - they are both doing their job. 

Of course, but it's the motivation of the clubs that's different.

[caledonia]

1 hour ago, elephantstone78 said:

Wrong. 

E.G an investigative journalist. 

Any half decent journalist would have a field day deconstructing your Facebook meme facts. 

Half decent and journalist in same post are you on drugs 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Just on quality journalism.  If anyone can lower themselves to the Daily Record article where basically the reporter notes that the ref booked a livi player then saw him tackle Scott Wright which was potentially a second yellow.  Instead he spoke to the livi captain and the lad was subsequently subbed off.  Von Bratwurst to his credit just said it sounded like good management (by Martindale).  It’s amusing how the reporters questions are reported though.  Basically “Itsh a conshpirashy by ra way”

To be fair, a Tim colleague has said to me previously that both VB and Postecoglu are pretty good at rising above this stuff.

Id copy and paste if I could.

[The Buzzard]

14 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I've tried hydrocortisone cream TC min but it never worked.

On the back of A's recommendation, I've sent away for some Dermovate from a company called Oxford Online Pharmacy. I had to pass a test to ensure it was right for me. 

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Update on this MAD, might need it myself!

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

It's not that strong, and you apply lightly, just a thin layer. 2-4 days and it's goodbye horrible itching / inflammation ?

Good man. I made an order for some Dermovate last night but cancelled the order and got refunded as I was still to be subjected to an online consultation from a GP. Nae patience for that.

My old lady is going doon the road to Boots later, so she will ask the duty pharmacist for some Dermovate or something very similar.

I'll let you know how it goes min.?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, The Buzzard said:

Update on this MAD, might need it myself!

It's a grim condition min, especially when the weeping and blood seeps through your clothes, creating an embarrassing wet patch on your trousers/jeans/shorts for all to see.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

19 minutes ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

Hmm that sounds more serious .. I thought it was just an itchy dock / rash. A duty pharmacist might just refer you back to GP for those symptoms

Aye, they have indeed loon, although the last time I was at the GP, I was given petroleum jelly to treat the condition. Never worked I'm afraid. 

[alscotoz]

55 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It's a grim condition min, especially when the weeping and blood seeps through your clothes, creating an embarrassing wet patch on your trousers/jeans/shorts for all to see.

You sure you're not melting?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, alscotoz said:

You sure you're not melting?

Well there is no chance of me sitting outside in the Broch today, Bumper min. It is cooking out there, and if I went out there again I would fry, never mind melt. 

[ericblack4boss]

Have you tried Daktacort ointment 

[aberdeen1970]

39 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Have you tried Daktacort ointment 

Good as a holding midfielder 

[Millertime]

4 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It's a grim condition min, especially when the weeping and blood seeps through your clothes, creating an embarrassing wet patch on your trousers/jeans/shorts for all to see.

You're not even joking , are you?

[caledonia]

Sportsound 1 Bum cream 2

[aberdeen1970]

1 minute ago, caledonia said:

Sportsound 1 Bum cream 2

Quite apt really seeing as sportsound is now hosted by a total arsehole

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

59 minutes ago, Millertime said:

You're not even joking , are you?

No. It's hawrrible!

[redone]

5 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It's a grim condition min, especially when the weeping and blood seeps through your clothes, creating an embarrassing wet patch on your trousers/jeans/shorts for all to see.

Have you tried camouflage trousers ?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, redone said:

Have you tried camouflage trousers ?

Aye, they don't work either. Tried wearing two pairs of boxers at the same time and cotton wool in my ringpiece but no success yet.

[elephantstone78]

5 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Aye, they don't work either. Tried wearing two pairs of boxers at the same time and cotton wool in my ringpiece but no success yet.

Jesus H 

You have been dealt some fairly poor cards of late. 
 

Not sure I would share these ailments with others on a football forum. 
 

Seek urgent professional medical care is my recommendation rather than following treatment tips on here. 

[sheepcrooky]

@Matt Armstrong's Dog not a cure, but would help with the painful and visual effects of weeping. Have you tried nappies for blokes, you get them from any chemist. 

I used them when my ulcerative colitis was at its worst. 

Not sure I would be wearing them during sexy time though (unless that floats yer boat). 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 hours ago, elephantstone78 said:

Jesus H 

You have been dealt some fairly poor cards of late. 
 

Not sure I would share these ailments with others on a football forum. 
 

Seek urgent professional medical care is my recommendation rather than following treatment tips on here. 

Nae worries min.?

Managed to acquire some cream, gratis, from a local pharmacy yesterday and it seems to be doing the trick. Earlier days though.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

23 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

@Matt Armstrong's Dog not a cure, but would help with the painful and visual effects of weeping. Have you tried nappies for blokes, you get them from any chemist. 

I used them when my ulcerative colitis was at its worst. 

Not sure I would be wearing them during sexy time though (unless that floats yer boat). 

Ooof! That sounds really nasty min. I hope you are now rid of the condition?.

A bit off tangent but after watching a documentary a few years ago about men role-playing being a baby, whilst wearing a nappy, when visiting their local escort, I'll pass on acquiring nappies.

Thanks for the recommendation though.?

[maryhilldon]

BODYFORM FOR YOUUUU ?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

36 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

BODYFORM FOR YOUUUU ?

??. One of Garry Bushell's favourite TV ads of all time, as per his column in the Star on Sunday a couple of weeks back. However, this is the same TV critic that put a programme called Rangers72 into his "Small Joys of TV" section last week. Prick?.

[caledonia]

Joe pike wakes up every morning with a creamy bum and for feck sake with a creamy cock.

just saying like

[Guest milne_afc]

That makes you sound a bit nasty, Caley. That’s not the kind of attitude I’d like to encounter in an independent Scotlind