Terrific stuff on Reddit

[Dad]

Just now, Hagi's pubic hair said:

Sorry, not into old men, try a dating site.

Says the cunt named after a huns ball hairs 

A fair stretch assuming that was a proposition - maybes raising the subject to get the ball a-rolling 

 

bad news son - no fucking way 🤚

[Hagi's pubic hair]

4 minutes ago, Dad said:

Says the cunt named after a huns ball hairs 

A fair stretch assuming that was a proposition - maybes raising the subject to get the ball a-rolling 

 

bad news son - no fucking way 🤚

lolz

[Dad]

Fleetwood chairman likely to see jail time on 4 counts of fraud - hoo mama:

 

[Dad]

ah no

 

[Dad]

wow what a coincidence - or is it

 

You decide 

 

[Dad]

 

A very talented lassie 👍

[sigh]

On 6/2/2023 at 9:51 PM, Dad said:

 

A very talented lassie 👍

Aye, a couple of attributes stand out.

Still remember the video to that song

[Dad]

She knows what she's doing 👍 

 

Hoo mama 

[Dad]

Tyres: arseholes 

 

 

[Dad]

troin t'stob wi cloppers

Ah no 

 

 

[For Fecks Sake]

11 hours ago, Dad said:

troin t'stob wi cloppers

Ah no 

 

 

Fucking hell, where to start with this one!

Auld bastard took it too far with the clippers, but fuck me, the bloke screaming "citizens arrest" - what a fanny!

[Dad]

Fuck with a cunts hedge and shit go crazy - hoo mama 

[Dad]

Those fockin clippers y'ol bassst'rd

[Dad]

Steve Prickwin

 

 

[Dad]

 

 

No wonder the cunts filming - hoo mama 

[Dad]

A whiley back sure - but hoo mama 

[Poodler]

16 minutes ago, Dad said:

A whiley back sure - but hoo mama 

Was really hoping that security officer was going to say his name was Hugh Mungus 😂😂😂

[Dad]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Was really hoping that security officer was going to say his name was Hugh Mungus 😂😂😂

You could see he was tempted haha 

[Dad]

Mazel tov

 

Hoo mama 

 

 

[For Fecks Sake]

On 6/27/2023 at 5:56 AM, Dad said:

Mazel tov

Hoo mama

Never realised Bluto was in Jerusalem.

[Dad]

This cyclist is an interesting character

 

 

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

This cyclist is an interesting character

 

 

No, he's just a cunt.

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

This cyclist is an interesting character

 

 

He needs beaten up. Irritating bweeb.

[Dad]

Aye that's what I was alluding to tbf 

 

A proper fucking arsehole

'make yourself useful - jump in and wank me off'

 

Hoo mama 

[Dad]

in the name of fuck 

 

 

[King Street Loon]

Looks like she's having a bad day.

[shut up meg]

 

Probably someone from the hat.

[dervish]

Nah just like baked tattie or a mac n cheese from the bakery after a night out for me his age.

Some mental, yet tidy, girl broke a glass and started eating it in espionage when was asking her if she was aright. Told the door guys I'll be honest she's probably not.

Internet has got  much to answer for IMHO.

 

[Dad]

54 minutes ago, dervish said:

Nah just like baked tattie or a mac n cheese from the bakery after a night out for me his age.

Some mental, yet tidy, girl broke a glass and started eating it in espionage when was asking her if she was aright. Told the door guys I'll be honest she's probably not.

Internet has got  much to answer for IMHO.

 

Ach there's always been a few 'odd' characters out there dervish son - just a wee torch is shining on them nowadays.

To say every cunt was 'normal' back in whatever day, is an admission a blind eye was turned or a sheltered life was lead.

[dervish]

21 minutes ago, Dad said:

Ach there's always been a few 'odd' characters out there dervish son - just a wee torch is shining on them nowadays.

To say every cunt was 'normal' back in whatever day, is an admission a blind eye was turned or a sheltered life was lead.

Pappa your reason is like a calm lake watching the storm clouds coming on the less white fishing folk.

 

I'll only ask you what about rapey tapey uncle Jeff?

 

 

He's often on my mind is all you see, don't mean nothing by it is all.