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[Dad]

1 hour ago, dervish said:

Pappa your reason is like a calm lake watching the storm clouds coming on the less white fishing folk.

 

I'll only ask you what about rapey tapey uncle Jeff?

 

 

He's often on my mind is all you see, don't mean nothing by it is all.

The future is now son - I mind the kind of bollocks folks thought'd be 'the future ' back as late as the fucking nineties... Disgusting cunts of the time convince themselves they'll be fine as long as they stick to whatever they think is the best way of keeping shite secret. 

But that's the problem of taking the worst kind of advantage of people with eyes and mouths and ears and hands - eventually someone will take notice ✌️

 

Plenty cunts yet to expose who inevitably will be.

[dervish]

7 hours ago, Dad said:

The future is now son - I mind the kind of bollocks folks thought'd be 'the future ' back as late as the fucking nineties... Disgusting cunts of the time convince themselves they'll be fine as long as they stick to whatever they think is the best way of keeping shite secret. 

But that's the problem of taking the worst kind of advantage of people with eyes and mouths and ears and hands - eventually someone will take notice ✌️

 

Plenty cunts yet to expose who inevitably will be.

Dad, you're a crazy bastard and I like that.

[dervish]

Dad may I ask, for a friend, do you like explosives and pyrotechnics (girl bombs)?

You, I and Hunter S Thompson, if we can get him should have a Tuesday evening. All polite and stuff, no screaming etc.

Tuesday cos like don't want it to get out of hand. Thursday is ok too.

[Dad]

On 7/22/2023 at 4:55 PM, dervish said:

Dad may I ask, for a friend, do you like explosives and pyrotechnics (girl bombs)?

You, I and Hunter S Thompson, if we can get him should have a Tuesday evening. All polite and stuff, no screaming etc.

Tuesday cos like don't want it to get out of hand. Thursday is ok too.

Oh here apologies son - read this whilst on the move, then forgot... But no no really - disturbs the cat ✌️

[dervish]

No worries hope the genocide machine is treating to alright? 

 

 

[Dad]

Ach aye fine son - a smidge aggressive at times the wee arsehole - but overall, a delight 👍

[Dad]

 

Delighted wi imsel 😎

[Dad]

At least he knows for next time - stupid bastard haha

 

Hoo mama

 

[Dad]

Yon lassie in the red dress - all fault leads to her (booting that office up the hole whist he was crouched - out of order).

 

[Dad]

Words to live by sort of 😎

[Dad]

Few of our older bastards having fun back in the day (Tommy, Dom Sullivan, Ed Starr et al)

 

Look at them go 🙌

[Dad]

Wee doggy bag 😎

 

[Dad]

All about the three haha

Useless old bastard

[Dad]

 

Aaand you're in urine haha

 

Prick

 

[Dad]

Cheers cuntstable

 

 

[elephantstone78]

On 10/18/2023 at 10:15 AM, Dad said:

Words to live by sort of 😎

This is what I think shoofta is like irl. 

[Dad]

Eric Brokovich

[shut up meg]

On 11/5/2023 at 2:46 PM, elephantstone78 said:

This is what I think shoofta is like irl. 

Incorrect, here's him

 

[elephantstone78]

On 1/22/2024 at 6:03 PM, shut up meg said:

Incorrect, here's him

 

I think the step up from youth coach to top flight manager has been too steep.