Funny names you’ve come across

[maryhilldon]

Bosvelt that played for Holland. That made me chuckle.

[Torry Tosser]

3 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

A man called Richard head 

Was a racehorse trainer back in the 1960's time,also jockey Malcolm Bastard.

[johnstrac]

We used to get a visit from a Ministry Inspector called Dr De'Ath.

[maryhilldon]

28 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said:

,also jockey Malcolm Bastard.

?

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said:

I'd be embarrassed to admit to that mishap.?

I once woke up in your conservatory freezing with a polyester Scotland flag for a blanket. You were watching some SPL game on Setanta. 
 

My legs were so cold I was convinced I’d pished myself and I was going to hae to tell you right there and then haha. Thankfully after 30 seconds or so I realised had not.  
 

Probably told you that story about 4 times when I’ve been pished anyway. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Always found Nigel a funny name 

 

Saw them in the old (now defunct) Hammersmith Red Cow circa '77.  Brilliant.

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

A guy at work was called "sexy fingers" 'cos he fucked up everything he touched.

Didn't last very long. 

[Poodler]

There’s a Russel Sprout in the NE.  
 

Used to be an Elvis Presley in some of the Torry bars, saw him frequently, think he’s away now (RIP if so) 

[Redforever86]

11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Sounds like Eddie drugged then bummed you 

I hope so. 

[Fridge]

There used to be an A Shagger in the Aberdeen phone book. Used to “hilariously” phone him for a laugh when we were kids.

He maybe had the last laugh if he lived up to his name.

 

[CCB III]

41 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I once woke up in your conservatory to you relentlessly pounding my ass. 

Jesus 

[Simply Red]

15 minutes ago, Fridge said:

There used to be an A Shagger in the Aberdeen phone book. Used to “hilariously” phone him for a laugh when we were kids.

He maybe had the last laugh if he lived up to his name.

 

We did that with all the A. Dick etc. oh the fucking lolz

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, CCB III said:

Jesus 

Aye it was in his Spanish hoose. 

[Poodler]

You mean he’s not an incestuous rapist?

[YorkDon]

I work with a Ricky Martin.Nae a funny name, but funny cos he’s a Smoggie and much different to the famous singer.

[Redforever86]

4 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

I work with a Ricky Martin.Nae a funny name, but funny cos he’s a Smoggie and much different to the famous singer.

Hahahaha

[Beachend Bootboy]

There wiz a loada Pratts in Kincorth fan I wiz a loon.

Awaits obvious replies.?

[Guest milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

There wiz a loada Pratts in Kincorth fan I wiz a loon.

Awaits obvious replies.?

Pete Pratt must be deid by noo? What a mess of cells and organs.

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Pete Pratt must be deid by noo? What a mess of cells and organs.

Dr Who reference?

[Guest milne_afc]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

Dr Who reference?

Fuck off ?

Dr Who, indeed ?

Pete Pratt was a notorious Kincorth junkie in 90s/00s

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Fuck off ?

Dr Who, indeed ?

Pete Pratt was a notorious Kincorth junkie in 90s/00s

He was the actor fa played the Master in the early Dr Who series.  

Never heard of the junkie cunt.  I was away by the 90's.

[redone]

Had a female customer called J Priest

Never found out what the J stood for but I like to think it was Judith.

[BrianFaePerth]

Lot of people with the lastname Wanker in Austria.

Burd eh knew in Norway was called Randi Minge

[Dom Sullivan]

My fellow radge tells a funny about a guy he used to work with whose name was Robert Slater.

They called him Heid First because he was R Slater ?

[shut up meg]

13 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Apparently there was a cricket commentator called Dick Stroker.

Racing 

[shut up meg]

My mother went to school with a Teresa Green.

[styrofoamplates]

I once worked with a Jacqueline Chan 

[Redforever86]

Had a guest the other day who must be nicked named “clapper”.

 

 

 

Hans Meets

[Beachend Bootboy]

59 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Had a guest the other day who must be nicked named “clapper”.

 

 

 

Hans Meets

Should have shoved him aff a cliff in front of his mother.  Look ma' no Hans.?

Aye ok, I'll shut up ?

[Studebaker-90]

Drew peacock 

Nigel winterbottom