Funny names you’ve come across

[Stavrogin]

Worked with a Cambodian called Kroch Rot

I was on a call with Heather Awsumb and Rebecca Husband, so I pointed out to my wife how well they described me.

My favourite was a Burmese lad who had his name translated to English as No One.  There was some discrepancies in his expense report one time and he had to be investigated.   The final report read "No One was investigated, but we found nothing wrong"

[frankie_mac's_4]

12 hours ago, Poodler said:

There’s a Russel Sprout in the NE.  
 

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Belter but no - nae having that. Unless it was a stage name

[Poodler]

39 minutes ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

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Belter but no - nae having that. Unless it was a stage name

It’s 100% true, some of the mealers here will know him, he was from up Turriff way 

 

no disrespect if yer reading, Russell 

[Blantyredon]

Lassie in class at school was called Rhoda Dick

[Studebaker-90]

Ken (Kenneth) raper was one I encountered down south. He was invisible. 

[don corleone]

I had a client about 20 years ago with the double barrelled last name, Child-Harmer. I think I would have dropped one of those. 

[JumboJET]

Two from school:

Michael Cunt

Ms. Penisflowhardy (science teacher)

[Edwin Starr]

15 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

I once woke up in your conservatory freezing with a polyester Scotland flag for a blanket. You were watching some SPL game on Setanta. 
 

My legs were so cold I was convinced I’d pished myself and I was going to hae to tell you right there and then haha. Thankfully after 30 seconds or so I realised had not.  
 

Probably told you that story about 4 times when I’ve been pished anyway. 

First I've heard RF .?

I'm sorry about the frozen torture you had to endure and hope you have forgiven the buc household .??❄

[Edwin Starr]

17 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Never done it whilst wasted on 2 half pints of Stella? 
 

You haven’t lived! 

I think that would be about right.?

[The Boofon]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I mentioned this already but there’s an optician in Glasgow with the surname ‘Japp’. 
Always thought he missed a trick when naming his business. 

Optician in Buckie was called I.C Andrew.

[Edwin Starr]

Just now, The Boofon said:

Optician in Buckie was called I.C Andrew.

??

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

^^^ Funny story I accidentally went into one of the shops to the side of that opticians to pick up my glasses prescription and was told by the guy behind the till that I ‘better fuck off right now”.

Wasnt a fan of will young 

[Redforever86]

3 hours ago, Edwin Starr said:

First I've heard RF .?

I'm sorry about the frozen torture you had to endure and hope you have forgiven the buc household .??❄

It was fine, was steaming. 

[Studebaker-90]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What does the shop to the right sell?

[The Boofon]

Just now, Studebaker-90 said:

What does the shop to the right sell?

Hahaha

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

What does the shop to the right sell?

I'd have to go to the shop on the left before I could read the sign on the one on the right ?

[Redforever86]

12 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I'd have to go to the shop on the left before I could read the sign on the one on the right ?

You’d be better going to the one in the middle you blind cunt. 

[The Boofon]

15 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

You’d be better going to the one in the middle you blind cunt. 

??

[Beachend Bootboy]

45 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

You’d be better going to the one in the middle you blind cunt. 

That was kinda the joke like?

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

It was fine, was steaming. 

Aye you lot could really swally soon the booz , they were great times seeing you lads enjoy yourselves.

Just young lads having a good time .?

[Kilgore Trout]

Knew an old guy whose nickname was Frank due to a slight resemblance to old blue eyes.

His real name was Willie Nelson.

Tickled my fancy 

[sheepcrooky]

Some carrot cruncher from Norfolk on our payroll. Christopher Shore. 

[Edwin Starr]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

???

[Studebaker-90]

Vera wang 

[frankie_mac's_4]

A noggie wifie by the name of Ingrid Bang always appeared on mailing lists during my time there

[manboobs109]

George Giorgio(got called Dode dodeio)

[Edwin Starr]

2 hours ago, Roberto said:

Was RF groomed?

Not sure what RF means Roberto ?

Sorry.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Edwin Starr said:

Not sure what RF means Roberto ?

Sorry.

Redforever86.

Never apologise ?

[Edwin Starr]

4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Redforever86.

Never apologise ?

Ah right .Thanks 

[Ten Caat]

Was at school with a  Nigerian born girl called Samantha Bloujoub. Unfortunately for her, the pronunciation was "blowjob"

Had a female patient whose first name was Dorcus.

And had an old dear as a neighbour in the late 80s called Fanny Dobie