Stavrogin Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Worked with a Cambodian called Kroch Rot I was on a call with Heather Awsumb and Rebecca Husband, so I pointed out to my wife how well they described me. My favourite was a Burmese lad who had his name translated to English as No One. There was some discrepancies in his expense report one time and he had to be investigated. The final report read "No One was investigated, but we found nothing wrong" Link to comment
frankie_mac's_4 Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 12 hours ago, Poodler said: There’s a Russel Sprout in the NE. ? Belter but no - nae having that. Unless it was a stage name Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 39 minutes ago, frankie_mac's_4 said: ? Belter but no - nae having that. Unless it was a stage name It’s 100% true, some of the mealers here will know him, he was from up Turriff way no disrespect if yer reading, Russell Link to comment
Blantyredon Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Lassie in class at school was called Rhoda Dick 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 5, 2022 Author Share Posted September 5, 2022 Ken (Kenneth) raper was one I encountered down south. He was invisible. Link to comment
don corleone Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 I had a client about 20 years ago with the double barrelled last name, Child-Harmer. I think I would have dropped one of those. Link to comment
JumboJET Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Two from school: Michael Cunt Ms. Penisflowhardy (science teacher) 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 15 hours ago, Redforever86 said: I once woke up in your conservatory freezing with a polyester Scotland flag for a blanket. You were watching some SPL game on Setanta. My legs were so cold I was convinced I’d pished myself and I was going to hae to tell you right there and then haha. Thankfully after 30 seconds or so I realised had not. Probably told you that story about 4 times when I’ve been pished anyway. First I've heard RF .? I'm sorry about the frozen torture you had to endure and hope you have forgiven the buc household .??❄ Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 17 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Never done it whilst wasted on 2 half pints of Stella? You haven’t lived! I think that would be about right.? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I mentioned this already but there’s an optician in Glasgow with the surname ‘Japp’. Always thought he missed a trick when naming his business. Optician in Buckie was called I.C Andrew. 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Just now, The Boofon said: Optician in Buckie was called I.C Andrew. ?? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 5, 2022 Author Share Posted September 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: ^^^ Funny story I accidentally went into one of the shops to the side of that opticians to pick up my glasses prescription and was told by the guy behind the till that I ‘better fuck off right now”. Wasnt a fan of will young Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 3 hours ago, Edwin Starr said: First I've heard RF .? I'm sorry about the frozen torture you had to endure and hope you have forgiven the buc household .??❄ It was fine, was steaming. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 5, 2022 Author Share Posted September 5, 2022 3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: What does the shop to the right sell? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Just now, Studebaker-90 said: What does the shop to the right sell? Hahaha Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: What does the shop to the right sell? I'd have to go to the shop on the left before I could read the sign on the one on the right ? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 12 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: I'd have to go to the shop on the left before I could read the sign on the one on the right ? You’d be better going to the one in the middle you blind cunt. 2 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 15 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: You’d be better going to the one in the middle you blind cunt. ?? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 45 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: You’d be better going to the one in the middle you blind cunt. That was kinda the joke like? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Redforever86 said: It was fine, was steaming. Aye you lot could really swally soon the booz , they were great times seeing you lads enjoy yourselves. Just young lads having a good time .? Link to comment
Kilgore Trout Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Knew an old guy whose nickname was Frank due to a slight resemblance to old blue eyes. His real name was Willie Nelson. Tickled my fancy Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Some carrot cruncher from Norfolk on our payroll. Christopher Shore. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: ??? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 5, 2022 Author Share Posted September 5, 2022 Vera wang Link to comment
frankie_mac's_4 Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 A noggie wifie by the name of Ingrid Bang always appeared on mailing lists during my time there Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 George Giorgio(got called Dode dodeio) Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Roberto said: Was RF groomed? Not sure what RF means Roberto ? Sorry. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 1 minute ago, Edwin Starr said: Not sure what RF means Roberto ? Sorry. Redforever86. Never apologise ? 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Redforever86. Never apologise ? Ah right .Thanks Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 Was at school with a Nigerian born girl called Samantha Bloujoub. Unfortunately for her, the pronunciation was "blowjob" Had a female patient whose first name was Dorcus. And had an old dear as a neighbour in the late 80s called Fanny Dobie Link to comment
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