NEM Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 12 minutes ago, Ten Caat said: And had an old dear as a neighbour in the late 80s called Fanny Dobie Was never a big fan of the Krankies 2 Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 9 minutes ago, NEM said: Was never a big fan of the Krankies Nice rum though. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Who was your favourite Krankie? Kleenex. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: RF waking up bollock naked covered in a Scotland flag in Buc’s seedy love den is quite the revelation. RF and all his mates including my loon have been amazing from day one and all have done very well in life .? Which I've been happy to see. I'm sure you were a good lad growing up as well sooper.? They were never any bother and when out it was all about fun . Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I was brought up well,Buc.I was steered away from the Old Firm which I’ll be eternally grateful for . I’m shocked at parenting standards these days though. Nice to know you had a good upbringing ,I think that helps bring contentment . What more can your parents want for their children .? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: True. Did your parents ever knock you about, Buc? My mother was more handy than my old man. No my ma died young alcoholic and my da well I didna ken he took a drink until he came hame sober one night .. 5 kids.we.were.mostly left to do our own thing even at a young age . Kids can be very resilient . Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: ^ I used to get the odd battering from both (usually for good reason) Then I started kicking in my old man (for being a tosser) Never hit my da for me if didnt seem right . But I don't know your circumstances Mobby. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Brutal. Hardly surprising you’re not a big drinker then. None of my family drink much from one week to the next mate aye my sister's that is not my kids they make up for us all. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 38 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Parents excepted obviously ? Indeed Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 12 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: RF waking up bollock naked covered in a Scotland flag in Buc’s seedy love den is quite the revelation. FTR I was and always was fully clothed under the flag. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Redforever86 said: FTR I was and always was fully clothed under the flag. Hmm. You can't be totally sure if you were sleeping. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 22 hours ago, Edwin Starr said: No my ma died young alcoholic and my da well I didna ken he took a drink until he came hame sober one night .. 5 kids.we.were.mostly left to do our own thing even at a young age . Kids can be very resilient . And she's got alopecia so not a happy home life. Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Not so much a funny name but more a funny pronunciation of a name. Used to work for a Company with a chap called Willie Duguid (pronounced Jookit, or thereby, in these parts). Someone came in to the trade counter one day and asked to speak to Willie "Dugweed". Sure there are plenty of other mispronounciations via members of the hat. Link to comment
ullevi Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 There was a lad a couple of years older than me at school called Willie Work and when his name was read out at events there was always someone who said Willie F*ck 2 Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 His son really let him down how could you live with your son playing for der Hun Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Used to call Malcolm Kpedekpo - Malcolm Ketchup back in mid 90s. Ketchup has done well for himself tbf. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Mate called Ricky, given birth names Richard Cranium. Thought it was shite until he produced his birth certificate. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 My daughter has a moslemist friend called Vegemite: Obviously she wasnt christened with this name, but it was too difficult for aussies so they called her that and it stuck. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Vegemite? Black and smells like shite. Difficult to say her name, you say? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/19817610/named-my-kid-after-food-government-tried-ban-it/amp/ Smokey Bacon. class. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 20 minutes ago, alscotoz said: Vegemite? Black and smells like shite. Difficult to say her name, you say? Eh don’t judge, unlike you. Totally honest, even the teachers call her that Link to comment
alscotoz Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Eh don’t judge, unlike you. Totally honest, even the teachers call her that ? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Sandy Alexander Bob Robert (Frenchman) Bill McWilliam (Abattoir co-owner) Mike De Kock (Horse racing enthusiasts will know this lad?). Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Once worked with a guy called Jan Kees Kok Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Bet his name was Jan Kees and you added the bit at the end when you were searching on Google for photos of him. LinkedIn him Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Peter Cockhead was already mentioned, missus worked with him at the Council years ago. Said he really lived up to his name. Leads onto the Africans. Wilson Chocolate Al-Capone Etienne Gaylord Several Sambos Indian lad called Phanni Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 17 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Several Sambos ? Is that the name of a fitba team? Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Have we been made to think Sambo is a racist slur based on a common African name? Like an African calling us a Steven. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 4 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Have we been made to think Sambo is a racist slur based on a common African name? Like an African calling us a Steven. Like calling an Irishman a Mick or a Paddy, or a Scotsman a Jock. Totally fine in my book. Link to comment
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