Match Thread England 6 - 2 Iran

[The Cockney Don]

MATCH DAY !!!

 

[Poodler]

Think England are gonna struggle today pal. 
 

@The Boofon can you give it the kiss of death 

[The Boofon]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

Think England are gonna struggle today pal. 
 

@The Boofon can you give it the kiss of death 

5-0 England.

[don corleone]

Who cares. 

[The Cockney Don]

1-0 (Kane).

[YorkDon]

5-0 Iran.Engerland fans to riot and cause the stadium to collapse as it was shoddily and hastily put together by migrant workers who didn’t give a fuck.

[The Cockney Don]

10 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

5-0 Iran.Engerland fans to riot and cause the stadium to collapse as it was shoddily and hastily put together by migrant workers who didn’t give a fuck.

Just remember where you're residing sunshine. 🤐

[YorkDon]

2 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

Just remember where you're residing sunshine. 🤐

Currently at Kings X too.Don’t hurt me CD…

 

[The Cockney Don]

2 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Currently at Kings X too.Don’t hurt me CD…

 

Spotters despatched. 👀

[BrianFaePerth]

Could be a tough one for the Englanders without their rainbow armbands.

 

Eh will be cheering on the ayatollahs boys

[YorkDon]

7 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

Spotters despatched. 👀

”Tonight Yorkie, you sleep with the jellied eels.”

[The Cockney Don]

England XI: Jordan Pickford, John Stones, Harry Maguire, Kieran Trippier, Declan Rice, Jude Bellingham, Mason Mount, Luke Shaw, Bukayo Saka, Harry Kane, Raheem Sterling

Iran XI: Alireza Beiranvand, Sadegh Moharrami, Ehsan Hajsafi, Milad Mohammadi, Alireza Jahanbakhsh, Morteza Pouraliganji, Mehdi Taremi, Rouzbeh Cheshmi, Ali Karimi, Majid Hosseini, Ahmad Nourollahi.

[jamiesd]

Best of luck to Iran.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, YorkDon said:

5-0 Iran.Engerland fans to riot and cause the stadium to collapse as it was shoddily and hastily put together by migrant workers who didn’t give a fuck.

A lot of England fans haven't been able to enter the stadium, as yet, due to a "glitch" with the FIFA ticketing app.

Purely coincidence I gather🤔.

[BrianFaePerth]

Come on the hamiltons 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

I wonder if the Iranian national anthem translates to "There's only one Salman Rushdie"? 

[The Gee Man]

Keepers taken a sore one

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Deary me. The Iranians decide to play on with their first choice keeper, although he does not know what planet he's on, never mind being fucked and unable to continue.

He them goes off and their sub keeper gets booed when coming on to the pitch. 

At least the game of subbuteo has some humility about it.

[The Gee Man]

Keepers nose looked like he’d done ten rounds with Rocky 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

England are rotten wee bastards. 

Can't see them getting out the group.

They suck ass. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Cunts

[Poodler]

Iran are as bad as Qatar 

[The Gee Man]

That’s ruined the game

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

The late Lynda's nephew scoring.

Loved Oxo.

[The Gee Man]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

The late Lynda's nephew scoring.

Loved Oxo.

Na he’s a Tube not a Cube 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Anyone see the steward telling that English girl to sit down when she was celebrating the goal?😂  fuck me

Thurr not in their seats......

[BrianFaePerth]

Fuck this shit. Eh am off to my bed.

[Ten Caat]

3-0

This could end up in double figures now they've found their feet

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Fucking Iran.  Joke country. 

Still got the joy of seeing Wales at a World Cup next.   Fucking Wales !!!   They can't play football.  They are Wales...

FML.

[The Gee Man]

Can see some heavy tackles coming in