Chess

[Parklife]

21 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Challenge Sent man.

Accepted. 

[The Boofon]

On 2/4/2023 at 7:23 AM, manboobs109 said:

You can tell if someone is fairly easily. 

I’ve started playing 10 minute rapid. Had 4 notifications in 24 hours saying folk had been cheating. Doesn’t happen very often in Blitz. Has put me right off the longer games. 

[manboobs109]

21 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

I’ve started playing 10 minute rapid. Had 4 notifications in 24 hours saying folk had been cheating. Doesn’t happen very often in Blitz. Has put me right off the longer games. 

Aye I've had it a bit on the 30minute games. Bizarre behaviour tbh.

[Guest milne_afc]

How can you cheat in what is essentially a game of deceit.

Hi @manboobs109btw 👋

[minijc]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

How can you cheat in what is essentially a game of deceit.

Hi @manboobs109btw 👋

There are a few ways, most common is engine cheating which gives them the perfect move, happens more at the lower level, less so when above 1600 ELO.

[Guest milne_afc]

Yeah I’m probably over 2000 so wouldn’t be affected by it.

[minijc]

52 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Yeah I’m probably over 2000 so wouldn’t be affected by it.

Want to play sometime?  Confident I can take you down. 

[shut up meg]

Cracked the 10,000 hours chief?

[manboobs109]

3 hours ago, milne_afc said:

How can you cheat in what is essentially a game of deceit.

Hi @manboobs109btw 👋

Hi man. 

[don corleone]

Love it on an oatcake with a wee bit chutney. 

[minijc]

4 hours ago, shut up meg said:

Cracked the 10,000 hours chief?

No, hard to say how many hours I have as I learned when I was a kid, played a couple of tournaments, went to chess club then played a little through academy, stopped then started back in 2020 again. 

On the chess.com I have over 2100 games with the majority of those being 10min rapid games, I do a lot of puzzles too but I'll be the first to admit that I play in a lazy manner where I know I'll win over 50% of my games even if I don't play well. 

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, minijc said:

I'll be the first to admit that I play in a lazy manner where I know I'll win over 50% of my games even if I don't play well. 

Aye ok Boris.

[minijc]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Aye ok Boris.

I'm better than 98% of the people that use that site, so stfu. 

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, minijc said:

I'm better than 98% of the people that use that site, so stfu. 

Lighten up. Fuckin oddball.

[minijc]

5 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Lighten up. Fuckin oddball.

Don't talk shite then, I'm very good at chess, should be better but that will come.

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, minijc said:

Don't talk shite then, I'm very good at chess, should be better but that will come.

How long have you been on the Hat? You should know how the 'Aye ok.. [insert]' thing works. I never said you were shite at chess. I don't give a fuck if you are or not.

[Simply Red]

20 minutes ago, minijc said:

Don't talk shite then, I'm very good at chess, should be better but that will come.

^^^
100% never touched an actual vagina

 

[maryhilldon]

50 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

^^^
100% never touched an actual vagina

 

He lives under his mums bed and calls the English cricket team 'our boys '.  Strange bloke.

[minijc]

9 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

How long have you been on the Hat? You should know how the 'Aye ok.. [insert]' thing works. I never said you were shite at chess. I don't give a fuck if you are or not.

You clearly do give a fuck though.

9 hours ago, Simply Red said:

^^^
100% never touched an actual vagina

 

That is rude

8 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

He lives under his mums bed and calls the English cricket team 'our boys '.  Strange bloke.

Almost as strange as you and your weird obsession with a few posters on here.

[manboobs109]

PM yer username @minijcwe'll get a game on the go.

[Bluto10]

On 2/10/2023 at 4:48 PM, manboobs109 said:

I took your Bishop with a Knight and you should've taken the Knight with the pawn. You didn't and I was then able to take your other Bishop, basically fucked after that.

oh aye!

🤭🤭

[Hagi's pubic hair]

32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

How is a winner decided over these power games?  Eh don’t understand how someone can cheat either. 

confused, Glasgow. 

The cheats run a game engine to select their shots,  I use to play a fair bit in chess leagues, I stopped as the cheating just became the norm.
All the moves are straight from an engine.

Total cheating cunts.

[Hagi's pubic hair]

19 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Thanks. So the game engine makes the moves for you?? What’s the point in that? 

Basically yes, they run the game engine alongside the game they are playing, and yes, whats the fucking point.
You can either play the game or you can't.

[1903Fitba]

Joined chess.com the other night 

 

50% win ratio. Aside from the basics I’m useless. Great for passing time while having a shite. 

[The Boofon]

20 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Thanks. So the game engine makes the moves for you?? What’s the point in that? 

Folk like to win at any cost. Really boils my piss as it’s obvious they’re cheating and Chess.com see it easily too. Pointless as you just get banned and have to start afresh. It’s usually 🇮🇳 flags that do it. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Me thinking it might be an idea to catch up on the chess thread 

 

[sigh]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Pointless. Bloody Irish. 

The Irish arent very good at chess - only one grandmaster, and he was Russkie defector