Birthday Presents - Worst & Best

[Studebaker-90]

2 minutes ago, Dad said:

What else has your uncle gifted you?

Stop it. Pervert. 

[Roberto]

I today received chocolates from the maid, and some fucking weird hand crafted ornament thing.

Genuinely could be the worst present I've ever ever received, but I was thankful all the same.

I'll take a picture later as I'm out for a red wine currently.

[Parklife]

27 minutes ago, Roberto said:

I today received chocolates from the maid, and some fucking weird hand crafted ornament thing.

Genuinely could be the worst present I've ever ever received, but I was thankful all the same.

I'll take a picture later as I'm out for a red wine currently.

I'm on tenterhooks awaiting it. 

[Misers Hill]

28 minutes ago, Roberto said:

I today received chocolates from the maid, and some fucking weird hand crafted ornament thing.

Genuinely could be the worst present I've ever ever received, but I was thankful all the same.

I'll take a picture later as I'm out for a red wine currently.

Happy Birthday 🎂 mate,enjoy yer day🥳....Butchers eh morn🤔💀😆🎳

[BrianFaePerth]

59 minutes ago, Roberto said:

I today received chocolates from the maid, and some fucking weird hand crafted ornament thing.

Genuinely could be the worst present I've ever ever received, but I was thankful all the same.

I'll take a picture later as I'm out for a red wine currently.

Pics?

[Roberto]

59 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I'm on tenterhooks awaiting it. 

You getting brave again on the happy juice?

57 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

Happy Birthday 🎂 mate,enjoy yer day🥳....Butchers eh morn🤔💀😆🎳

Cheers lad. I'll be sat in a pub in the sunshine tomorrow. Home Monday chief.

27 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Pics?

Unfortunately not.

[Parklife]

50 minutes ago, Roberto said:

You getting brave again on the happy juice?

😂 

No beers today (yet). Just a wee joke, son. Don't go getting all worked up. 

[Fridge]

9 minutes ago, Parklife said:

😂

No beers today (yet). Just a wee joke, son. Don't go getting all worked up. 

Shat it

[milne_afc]

On 4/27/2023 at 2:07 PM, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

 

Worst - mother bought me a yellow tank top when I was early 20's. Never wore it once. Don't like tank tops, don't like yellow. Dopey cow always had the habit of buying me things she liked!!

Did she ever get you a 20 inch black dildo?

[Roberto]

14 minutes ago, Parklife said:

😂

No beers today (yet). Just a wee joke, son. Don't go getting all worked up. 

I couldn't be less worked up if I tried.

My birthday, sat in the sunshine watching the world go by.

Tremendous.

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Did you not challenge Parky to a square go ? 

Na he said come on then which I took as a square go and I said you know where to find me. But it turns out it was taken out of context (or he shat it)

[milne_afc]

He said “come on” in exasperation. You took it the wrong way. That’s all.

[Parklife]

😂😂 

Absolutely mental the amount of times that this simple misunderstanding has to be explained. 

[maryhilldon]

A successful businessman as well.

[Fridge]

5 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

A successful businessman as well.

Parkie?

[Parklife]

13 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Parkie?

I'm assuming he means you, Fridgeridoo. 

[Fridge]

8 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I'm assuming he means you, Fridgeridoo. 

I am a fucking humble ledge to be fair.

[daytripping]

I give nothing and expect nothing, load of crap. 

[milne_afc]

Getting really dull Hanzy