Aftershave

[manboobs109]

Fuck me, just had a read of the thread. 

Have a word with yourselves lads ffs.

[For Fecks Sake]

Nae wonder the younger generation cannot afford deposits for flats if they are buying aftershave for £200 a bottle, fucking hell thats ridiculous!

[Zeus]

There's stuff that costs 30 quid and smells exactly the same as Creed Aventus

[Studebaker-90]

2 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Nae wonder the younger generation cannot afford deposits for flats if they are buying aftershave for £200 a bottle, fucking hell thats ridiculous!

Haha aye! That’s the reason. 

[For Fecks Sake]

Just now, Zeus said:

There's stuff that costs 30 quid and smells exactly the same as Creed Aventus

It's all about the brands though with kids.

Sure you were raging back in the day when your mum bought you a pair of Marks & Spencer trainers and not the Sambas you actually wanted 😆

[For Fecks Sake]

2 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Haha aye! That’s the reason. 

Exactly.

[For Fecks Sake]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Few months back my youngest lad spent £25 on 4 bottles of some sports drink ‘cause some internet cunt was promoting it.

I blame the parents, and in this case I'm fucking right 😘

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

There's stuff that costs 30 quid and smells exactly the same as Creed Aventus

Essence Vault? See them advertising all over Instagram but always assumed it'd be shite. 

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Nae wonder the younger generation cannot afford deposits for flats if they are buying aftershave for £200 a bottle, fucking hell thats ridiculous!

You couldn't sound more like an al Tory if you tried. 

[Studebaker-90]

The Zara blue stuff is nice and it’s about 12 pown. 

[Zeus]

1 minute ago, For Fecks Sake said:

It's all about the brands though with kids.

Sure you were raging back in the day when your mum bought you a pair of Marks & Spencer trainers and not the Sambas you actually wanted 😆

Aye, Hi-tec silver shadows. Ah no!

[Zeus]

https://www.thefragranceshop.co.uk/armaf/club-de-nuit-intense/eau-de-toilette-spray/p/53747

 

[Dad]

Rocky tried to do a commercial for that stuff didnae he? 

A boxer only that useless cunt - and meatman tbf 

[For Fecks Sake]

37 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You couldn't sound more like an al Tory if you tried. 

You couldn't sound like you dont get sarcasm if you tried. 

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

You couldn't sound like you dont get sarcasm if you tried. 

Excuse me for missing that. It's just that it is the kinda shit you do normally say. 

[Zeus]

Full bottle of Joop going if anyone wants it. 

[milne_afc]

Zeus making full use of his members discount at the Perfume Shop ^^^

[Zeus]

Notino ❤

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Essence Vault? See them advertising all over Instagram but always assumed it'd be shite. 

FM is the main one up here. Nae difference in smell to the real stuff whatsoever.

[For Fecks Sake]

Just now, dazzy_deff said:

FM is the main one up here. Nae difference in smell to the real stuff whatsoever.

Just always thought the imitations smell doesn't last anywhere near as long as the real stuff.

[milne_afc]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What would you name your aftershave if you launched your own brand ? 

Witches Tits. 
The name isn’t important, it’s the price.

[Reed or deed]

Inane drivel by Sooper Hanz.

30ml bottle = £4.95

[milne_afc]

Just now, Reed or deed said:

Inane drivel by Sooper Hanz.

30ml bottle = £4.95

More like 50p/gallon, given it’s plentiful supply 

[Reed or deed]

Scent of a turd by Sooper Hanz

17p/ litre

[Dad]

Liquid Shit in a Bottle by Bri

[Ten Caat]

"Les Aigus Hebdomadaires de Papa" by @Dad

A disappointment every time you wear it, initial promise of champagne and floral notes but quickly turns to scents of shit.

£20 down the toilet

[Parklife]

35 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

FM is the main one up here. Nae difference in smell to the real stuff whatsoever.

What's FM? 

[Dad]

Sponge Bath Residue by TC

[Tommy]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

What's FM? 

Federico Mahora.

 

Tom Ford is a touch of class.

[Guest]

Burberry touch.