Aftershave

[DD1903]

22 minutes ago, Zeus said:

🧐

Calm doon brian fantana

[Zeus]

Anchorman is rubbish 

[Don Fonte]

14 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Bird bought me something in the airport, not sure what it's called but it's blue. 

That's vodka min.

[Redforever86]

6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

That's vodka min.

You should have said mouthwash.

[Don Fonte]

46 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

You should have said mouthwash.

Nope. An old favourite from duty free.

[Simply Red]

This thread 

 

[Zeus]

Fan of Joop SR?

[Roger Ramjet 62]

If as I suspect the purpose of this thread was to flush out the forums homosexuals I'd say the original poster has filled his net to bursting point. 

What the hell is wrong with you lot. Proper pink flamingo turnout. 

[Roger Ramjet 62]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Do you not like to smell nice?

I smell natural, "nice" is for whiters.

The birds don't care for it you know. They much prefer your natural unmasked pheromones.

[Zeus]

It's nice to smell nice 

[Roger Ramjet 62]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I have wondered that to be fair. I like to smell nice for me though. Just a wee hint of something. 

If forced at gunpoint in my younger day I'd go with Denim, Hai Karate or Blue Stratos. 

[Parklife]

18 minutes ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

 

The birds don't care for it you know. They much prefer your natural unmasked pheromones.

Yeah. We'll listen to an Al cunt like you on that 😂

[Poodler]

Slurry into bed with me by David Truscott

[patrick bateman]

3 hours ago, Poodler said:

Slurry into bed with me by David Truscott

Surely be commode by care assistant.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Chanel Platinum Egoiste for me.

For the man with a commanding presence.

When I was a teenager, I used to wear Joop, for my under-age visits to the style bars of Coatbridge.  I used to feel very sophisticated - I liked the smell of it, heading out for the night.

In the morning however, waking up hungover and gasping for air after smoking loads of Kensitas Club, it seemed like the worst smell in the world.  If I ever catch a whiff of it today, it immediately takes me to a bad place of sore heads, nausea, severe dehydration, memory loss and laboured breathing.

At uni, a g/f bought me a bottle of CK One.  I would have no truck with such unisex pish today, but I did wear it then.  I have always had a muted sense of smell and I remember that was quite subtle, so I used to dollop it on generously (unwittingly over-doing it).

One day, in my project group (me and 3 girls), I arrived wearing a traffic-stopping concentration of CK One, as usual.  A walking explosive cloud.  One of the girls, choking and with streaming eyes, enquired if someone was wearing CK One.  This was my first inclination that I was wearing too much.  FFS I thought, what am I going to say?

Amazingly, another one of the girls announced she had bought a bottle for her b/f and had it in her bag.  The consensus was that the smell was so over-powering that the bottle must have cracked open in her bag.  So she was desperately looking through her bag while I was thinking "oh please let it have cracked", but no, it was fully intact.

I was then forced to mutter something about possibly having over done it and never wore it again (going back to Blue Stratos lol).

 

 

[Parklife]

11 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Chanel Platinum Egoiste for me.

For the man with a commanding presence.

 

 

 

😂😂😂

[Roger Ramjet 62]

Taking some inspiration from Cerruti 1881 I'd go with 1983.

[BrianFaePerth]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Was that the last time you got your Nat King? 😜

That was the boys name

[Redforever86]

4 hours ago, Parklife said:

😂😂😂

😂

He’s the boy who couldn’t even try and chat up some office tart at his work. Just wanked over her in a cold shower repenting his dirty thoughts. 

 

“Forgive me father for I have sinned…”

[maryhilldon]

15 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Chanel Platinum Egoiste for me.

For the man with a commanding presence.

When I was a teenager, I used to wear Joop, for my under-age visits to the style bars of Coatbridge.  I used to feel very sophisticated - I liked the smell of it, heading out for the night.

In the morning however, waking up hungover and gasping for air after smoking loads of Kensitas Club, it seemed like the worst smell in the world.  If I ever catch a whiff of it today, it immediately takes me to a bad place of sore heads, nausea, severe dehydration, memory loss and laboured breathing.

At uni, a g/f bought me a bottle of CK One.  I would have no truck with such unisex pish today, but I did wear it then.  I have always had a muted sense of smell and I remember that was quite subtle, so I used to dollop it on generously (unwittingly over-doing it).

One day, in my project group (me and 3 girls), I arrived wearing a traffic-stopping concentration of CK One, as usual.  A walking explosive cloud.  One of the girls, choking and with streaming eyes, enquired if someone was wearing CK One.  This was my first inclination that I was wearing too much.  FFS I thought, what am I going to say?

Amazingly, another one of the girls announced she had bought a bottle for her b/f and had it in her bag.  The consensus was that the smell was so over-powering that the bottle must have cracked open in her bag.  So she was desperately looking through her bag while I was thinking "oh please let it have cracked", but no, it was fully intact.

I was then forced to mutter something about possibly having over done it and never wore it again (going back to Blue Stratos lol).

 

 

That might be the most boring anecdote ive ever heard. Well done.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

9 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

That might be the most boring anecdote ive ever heard. Well done.

meh I have dined out on that for years.

[sigh]

On 5/9/2023 at 8:40 AM, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Chanel Platinum Egoiste for me.

For the man with a commanding presence.

When I was a teenager, I used to wear Joop, for my under-age visits to the style bars of Coatbridge.  I used to feel very sophisticated - I liked the smell of it, heading out for the night.

In the morning however, waking up hungover and gasping for air after smoking loads of Kensitas Club, it seemed like the worst smell in the world.  If I ever catch a whiff of it today, it immediately takes me to a bad place of sore heads, nausea, severe dehydration, memory loss and laboured breathing.

At uni, a g/f bought me a bottle of CK One.  I would have no truck with such unisex pish today, but I did wear it then.  I have always had a muted sense of smell and I remember that was quite subtle, so I used to dollop it on generously (unwittingly over-doing it).

One day, in my project group (me and 3 girls), I arrived wearing a traffic-stopping concentration of CK One, as usual.  A walking explosive cloud.  One of the girls, choking and with streaming eyes, enquired if someone was wearing CK One.  This was my first inclination that I was wearing too much.  FFS I thought, what am I going to say?

Amazingly, another one of the girls announced she had bought a bottle for her b/f and had it in her bag.  The consensus was that the smell was so over-powering that the bottle must have cracked open in her bag.  So she was desperately looking through her bag while I was thinking "oh please let it have cracked", but no, it was fully intact.

I was then forced to mutter something about possibly having over done it and never wore it again (going back to Blue Stratos lol).

 

 

Style Bars of Coatbridge!

Aye, must have missed them, at least it want either the Big Shop of the Wee Shop 

[Fridge]

10 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

That might be the most boring anecdote ive ever heard. Well done.

Ha I was thinking the same , it does need clarification as to why he was hanging around with three birds one of which had a boyfriend. Either a top shagger or more probably bent. @Clydeside_Sheep

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Ha I was thinking the same , it does need clarification as to why he was hanging around with three birds one of which had a boyfriend. Either a top shagger or more probably bent. @Clydeside_Sheep

I think he was doing a project at uni.
 

I know this due to my seemingly outstanding, ability to read.

[Fridge]

6 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I think he was doing a project at uni.
 

I know this due to my seemingly outstanding, ability to read.

Still seems suspect to me he’s on the watchlist.

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Ha I was thinking the same , it does need clarification as to why he was hanging around with three birds one of which had a boyfriend. Either a top shagger or more probably bent. @Clydeside_Sheep

He can't be bent. The good lord doesn't allow it.

[Betty Swallicks]

On 5/7/2023 at 9:31 PM, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

I smell natural, "nice" is for whiters.

The birds don't care for it you know. They much prefer your natural unmasked pheromones.

Are you an athletic chap from Nigeria/Angola/Congo etc working on a rig?

Thats the tripe those stinking cunts come up with. 

They also like the same type of women Grays likes. Gadz!

 

 

 

[Poodler]

Were you a hit with the ladies back in the day, Betty? 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

22 hours ago, Fridge said:

Ha I was thinking the same , it does need clarification as to why he was hanging around with three birds one of which had a boyfriend. Either a top shagger or more probably bent. @Clydeside_Sheep

Fucks sake, I will be sure to add in a car chase and shoot-out to my next anecdote.

What high-octane lives you all must lead in small-town Aberdeen, far removed from the dour personalities y'all display on here.

As for the 3 birds, well, women are naturally drawn to me (of course) but I did clearly say the 3 of them and me were in a project group together.

 

 

[Roger Ramjet 62]

13 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Are you an athletic chap from Nigeria/Angola/Congo etc working on a rig?

Thats the tripe those stinking cunts come up with. 

They also like the same type of women Grays likes. Gadz!

 

 

 

You daft racialist.