Fridge Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Just now, Fridge said: Alway’s a classic when you manage to pull someone up with your spavers down min. And when it happens to you, the panic of how long it has been. I’m with you on this one, a bit bemused. Unless it’s for health reasons why would you be vegan and yet want something to taste like meat. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 25 minutes ago, Fridge said: I’m with you on this one, a bit bemused. Unless it’s for health reasons why would you be vegan and yet want something to taste like meat. Not sure Dayts is going to get a shag with that patter. Link to comment
Bournemouth Gee Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 6 hours ago, manboobs109 said: That moment when they are unleashed is unparalleled joy. Who gives a fuck if they are floppy. I only found out relatively recently that it's a "thing" titdrop videos. Incredible. He's right, damn him. Link to comment
Dad Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 55 minutes ago, Fridge said: Alway’s a classic when you manage to pull someone up with your spavers down min. And when it happens to you, the panic of how long it has been. 52 minutes ago, Fridge said: I’m with you on this one, a bit bemused. Unless it’s for health reasons why would you be vegan and yet want something to taste like meat. Forget to log out and then back in to your alt account there did you frigo you fucking cunt? 2 Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Dad said: Forget to log out and then back in to your alt account there did you frigo you fucking cunt? What you on about know, who’s my other account? I used to get accused of being Hanz. Maybe I’m you. Or maybe you’ve forgotten to take your meds again. Link to comment
Hoofball Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 7 hours ago, manboobs109 said: That moment when they are unleashed is unparalleled joy. Who gives a fuck if they are floppy. I only found out relatively recently that it's a "thing" titdrop videos. Incredible. What if her unleashes the equivalent to an ironing board with a couple of paracetamols on it Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 12 minutes ago, Hoofball said: What if her unleashes the equivalent to an ironing board with a couple of paracetamols on it Tits is tits Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Tits is tits Word Link to comment
Dad Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Fridge said: What you on about know, who’s my other account? I used to get accused of being Hanz. Maybe I’m you. Or maybe you’ve forgotten to take your meds again. Are you blind you bald prick? You replied to yourself for the love of fuck Useless piece of shit Link to comment
Hoofball Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 26 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I love them ones too 19 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Tits is tits Bit less exciting tho when compared to a big set being unleashed Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said: I disagree Big saggy droopers walloping aff your heid or pert schoolgirl tits…I know which I prefer https://www.huburbate.com/videos/8866/kelly-macdonald-remastered-nude-scene-from-trainspotting/ I prefer the smaller pert variety myself. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 20 minutes ago, Dad said: Are you blind you bald prick? You replied to yourself for the love of fuck Useless piece of shit Well fortunately I also forgot to put on any of your betting tips Link to comment
Hoofball Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said: I disagree Big saggy droopers walloping aff your heid or pert schoolgirl tits…I know which I prefer https://www.huburbate.com/videos/8866/kelly-macdonald-remastered-nude-scene-from-trainspotting/ That ain’t a couple of paracetamols on an ironing board mobby, that’s a pert pair of quality tits that you can still get a handful of Link to comment
Dad Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 8 minutes ago, Fridge said: Well fortunately I also forgot to put on any of your betting tips Or learn how to read Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 8 minutes ago, Dad said: Or learn how to read Or grow hair Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 9 hours ago, manboobs109 said: If a bird fancies you they will ALWAYS toy fight you. Start a wee playful toy fight, A guy I used to work with tried that with a girl on a work night out when drunk. He rugby tackled her on Sauchiehall street and they crashed into some of those large metal wheeled bins, knocking her clean out. People still talk about it. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Clydeside_Sheep said: A guy I used to work with tried that with a girl on a work night out when drunk. He rugby tackled her on Sauchiehall street and they crashed into some of those large metal wheeled bins, knocking her clean out. People still talk about it. Did he ride her before she came round? Wasted opportunity if not. 1 Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 3 hours ago, maryhilldon said: I prefer a monstrous cock in my mouth. FTFY 👍🏻 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 22 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said: FTFY 👍🏻 Good one. You're on form tonight 👍 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 41 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said: A guy I used to work with tried that with a girl on a work night out when drunk. He rugby tackled her on Sauchiehall street and they crashed into some of those large metal wheeled bins, knocking her clean out. People still talk about it. I think rugby tackling a burd on the street is a bit more than toy fighting. Could've killed the poor lassie. Link to comment
Dad Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 'A guy I used to work with' It was clydeside himself, the cunt 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: If she’s between 5 and 7 years old. Possibly my favourite Charlatans album. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 On 7/30/2023 at 10:31 PM, Dad said: 'A guy I used to work with' It was clydeside himself, the cunt Wiznae me, Im too shy for that kind of business. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 On 7/31/2023 at 3:53 AM, Bad_Mobby said: I had a barmaid fae the Vic on my shooders, running up Rosemount Viaduct, once Tripped and she smashed her head off the pavement Aff work for a week Hope you got her flowers (or a kebab)? Link to comment
Quagmire Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 On 7/31/2023 at 6:53 AM, Bad_Mobby said: I had a barmaid fae the Vic on my shooders, running up Rosemount Viaduct, once Tripped and she smashed her head off the pavement Aff work for a week I was getting a blow job off a barmaid fae the Vic, a one night stand many moons ago, took a heider right off the side of the bed as she went to get up. Ruined the moment a bit. Think she was back on shift the next night. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 One of their barmaids nearly died at mine last year. Took a heeder doon the stairs and was out cold for ages. Was a bit of a nervy few mins. She woke up eventually, carried her back upstair and continued the party K/MD. Not the worst thing that flat would’ve seen though 😂 Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Poodler said: One of their barmaids nearly died at mine last year. Took a heeder doon the stairs and was out cold for ages. Was a bit of a nervy few mins. She woke up eventually, carried her back upstair and continued the party K/MD. Not the worst thing that flat would’ve seen though 😂 Probably told this story before but I ended up in Glasgow hospital after dehydration then took a heider down the stone stairs and woke up with blood all over the the place. Nurse said are you all right, well nae really what do you think, got put back to the same bed. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said: There are ghosts As if they’d have hung around for 20 year of u2 and pishing on the fleer! Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 On 8/4/2023 at 6:14 PM, Bad_Mobby said: And muffing fat birds @daytripping what has happened? Are you in jail? Shagged to death by Andrew Tate in a Romanian jail. Link to comment
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