Crush

[Fridge]

Just now, Fridge said:

Alway’s a classic when you manage to pull someone up with your spavers down min. And when it happens to you, the panic of how long it has been.

I’m with you on this one, a bit bemused. Unless it’s for health reasons why would you be vegan and yet want something to taste like meat.

[sheepcrooky]

25 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I’m with you on this one, a bit bemused. Unless it’s for health reasons why would you be vegan and yet want something to taste like meat.

Not sure Dayts is going to get a shag with that patter. 

[Bournemouth Gee]

6 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

That moment when they are unleashed is unparalleled joy. Who gives a fuck if they are floppy. 

I only found out relatively recently that it's a "thing" titdrop videos. Incredible.

He's right, damn him.

 

[Dad]

55 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Alway’s a classic when you manage to pull someone up with your spavers down min. And when it happens to you, the panic of how long it has been.

 

52 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I’m with you on this one, a bit bemused. Unless it’s for health reasons why would you be vegan and yet want something to taste like meat.

Forget to log out and then back in to your alt account there did you frigo you fucking cunt?

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

 

Forget to log out and then back in to your alt account there did you frigo you fucking cunt?

What you on about know, who’s my other account? I used to get accused of being Hanz.
Maybe I’m you.

Or maybe you’ve forgotten to take your meds again.

[Hoofball]

7 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

That moment when they are unleashed is unparalleled joy. Who gives a fuck if they are floppy. 

I only found out relatively recently that it's a "thing" titdrop videos. Incredible.

What if her unleashes the equivalent to an ironing board with a couple of paracetamols on it

[manboobs109]

12 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

What if her unleashes the equivalent to an ironing board with a couple of paracetamols on it

Tits is tits

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Tits is tits

Word

[Dad]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

What you on about know, who’s my other account? I used to get accused of being Hanz.
Maybe I’m you.

Or maybe you’ve forgotten to take your meds again.

Are you blind you bald prick?

You replied to yourself for the love of fuck 

 

Useless piece of shit 

[Hoofball]

26 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I love them ones too 

 

19 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Tits is tits

Bit less exciting tho when compared to a big set being unleashed 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I disagree 

Big saggy droopers walloping aff your heid or pert schoolgirl tits…I know which I prefer 

 

https://www.huburbate.com/videos/8866/kelly-macdonald-remastered-nude-scene-from-trainspotting/

I prefer the smaller pert variety myself.

[Fridge]

20 minutes ago, Dad said:

Are you blind you bald prick?

You replied to yourself for the love of fuck 

 

Useless piece of shit 

Well fortunately I also forgot to put on any of your betting tips 

[Hoofball]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I disagree 

Big saggy droopers walloping aff your heid or pert schoolgirl tits…I know which I prefer 

 

https://www.huburbate.com/videos/8866/kelly-macdonald-remastered-nude-scene-from-trainspotting/

That ain’t a couple of paracetamols on an ironing board mobby, that’s a pert pair of quality tits that you can still get a handful of

[Dad]

8 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Well fortunately I also forgot to put on any of your betting tips 

Or learn how to read

[Fridge]

8 minutes ago, Dad said:

Or learn how to read

Or grow hair

[Clydeside_Sheep]

9 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

If a bird fancies you they will ALWAYS toy fight you. Start a wee playful toy fight,

A guy I used to work with tried that with a girl on a work night out when drunk.

He rugby tackled her on Sauchiehall street and they crashed into some of those large metal wheeled bins, knocking her clean out. 

People still talk about it.

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

A guy I used to work with tried that with a girl on a work night out when drunk.

He rugby tackled her on Sauchiehall street and they crashed into some of those large metal wheeled bins, knocking her clean out. 

People still talk about it.

 

Did he ride her before she came round?  Wasted opportunity if not. 

[1903Fitba]

3 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

I prefer a monstrous cock in my mouth.  

FTFY 👍🏻

[maryhilldon]

22 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said:

FTFY 👍🏻

Good one. You're on form tonight 👍

[maryhilldon]

41 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

A guy I used to work with tried that with a girl on a work night out when drunk.

He rugby tackled her on Sauchiehall street and they crashed into some of those large metal wheeled bins, knocking her clean out. 

People still talk about it.

 

I think rugby tackling a burd on the street is a bit more than toy fighting. Could've killed the poor lassie.

[Dad]

'A guy I used to work with'

It was clydeside himself, the cunt

 

[Simply Red]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

If she’s between 5 and 7 years old. 
 

Possibly my favourite Charlatans album.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

On 7/30/2023 at 10:31 PM, Dad said:

'A guy I used to work with'

It was clydeside himself, the cunt

 

Wiznae me, Im too shy for that kind of business.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

On 7/31/2023 at 3:53 AM, Bad_Mobby said:

I had a barmaid fae the Vic on my shooders, running up Rosemount Viaduct, once 

Tripped and she smashed her head off the pavement 

Aff work for a week 

Hope you got her flowers (or a kebab)?

[Studebaker-90]

Shagged her UTA yet?

[Quagmire]

On 7/31/2023 at 6:53 AM, Bad_Mobby said:

I had a barmaid fae the Vic on my shooders, running up Rosemount Viaduct, once 

Tripped and she smashed her head off the pavement 

Aff work for a week 

I was getting a blow job off a barmaid fae the Vic, a one night stand many moons ago, took a heider right off the side of the bed as she went to get up. Ruined the moment a bit. 

Think she was back on shift the next night. 

[Poodler]

One of their barmaids nearly died at mine last year. Took a heeder doon the stairs and was out cold for ages.

Was a bit of a nervy few mins. She woke up eventually, carried her back upstair and continued the party K/MD.

 

 

Not the worst thing that flat would’ve seen though 😂

 

[Fridge]

2 hours ago, Poodler said:

One of their barmaids nearly died at mine last year. Took a heeder doon the stairs and was out cold for ages.

Was a bit of a nervy few mins. She woke up eventually, carried her back upstair and continued the party K/MD.

 

 

Not the worst thing that flat would’ve seen though 😂

 

Probably told this story before but I ended up in Glasgow hospital after dehydration then took a heider down the stone stairs and woke up with blood all over the the place.

Nurse said are you all right, well nae really what do you think, got put back to the same bed.

 

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

There are ghosts 

As if they’d have hung around for 20 year of u2 and pishing on the fleer! 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

On 8/4/2023 at 6:14 PM, Bad_Mobby said:

And muffing fat birds 

@daytripping what has happened? Are you in jail? 

Shagged to death by Andrew Tate in a Romanian jail.